nap please!
"did you SEE that unicorn??!?!"

Female
36 years old
near the beach in, Texas
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
Mood: sick Mood Image
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  http://www.myspace.com/meadowgirl  

    nap please!'s Interests
Generalgood things:
Starbucks
books [esp. from the library]
movies [esp. from NetFlix]
live music [esp. in a small venue]
DVR [esp. Vh-1 Classic]
sudoku
pretty much in that order at the moment. the hotter and sunnier the weather...the happier i be.
Music

Tori Amos, Jeff Buckley Paul Weller, Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Buckcherry, The Beatles, Tenacious D, Stevie Nicks, Fleetwood Mac, Matthew Sweet, Jason Mraz, Jude, Lisa Loeb, Harlow, Fluffy, Liz Phair, Weezer, Madonna, The Beastie Boys, old school hip hop, 70s disco, 70s punk rock, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, 80s hair metal, 80s new wave, Dave Matthews Band
MoviesGrease, Grease 2, Rock 'N Roll High School, The Truth About Cats & Dogs, Singin' in the Rain, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Grandma's Boy, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Pretty in Pink, Committed, Overnight Delivery, Wedding Crashers, The Allnighter, Party Girl, Heathers, Reality Bites, Never Been Kissed, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
TelevisionDharma & Greg, My So-Called Life, BBC's The Office, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Pick Up Artist, Samantha Who?, The Brady Bunch, The Sopranos, Saturday Night Live, Man Vs. Wild, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Katie + Peter, Gene Simmons' Family Jewels, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, The Soup, Best Week Ever, Chelsea Lately, Vh-1, Bravo!, A&E
Booksright now i'm into a combination of chick lit, historical fiction and obscure treatises on musical genres and the history of music. anything about Africa will catch my eye too! Anne Thomas Soffee and Pamela Ribon are my personal book muses and writer heroes!
HeroesThe Dalai Lama, Thich Naht Hanh, Mother Teresa, Nelson Mandela, Gandhi, Oprah Winfrey, Julius Nyerere, Doctors Without Borders, OXFAM, One.Org, Jimmy Carter, Muhammad Yunus, The Grameen Bank, Public Affairs Books, Bono, Angelina Jolie, Jonathan Larson, my mom, my Nerd Soul Mate
Groups: "wipe that face off your head, bitch!" ~ for those who love parker poseyStevie NicksAsk-me-what?Fluffy Fan Club1989-1996 Pittsburg High Reunion--Family Style

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     nap please!'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Pittsburg, CA
Body type:5' 1"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:loser, dork, bitch

   nap please!'s Schools
Pittsburg Senior High
Pittsburg,California
Graduated: 1989
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1985 to 1989



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About me:


yeah, i have a lot of mood swings and temper tantrums, to say the least. for the most part though i don't hold a grudge. i get really pissed about shit then get over it. i have no choice! holding grudges isn't really the way a Bad Girl acts!! and i'm definitely a Bad Girl! unless you fuck me over and then i'll not only never forgive you...but i'll make sure Karma bites your ugly ass. and then i'll get my revenge.

i like to wear tiaras and pink tennis shoes. i can snarl with both sides of my lip. i've been to Japan twice to see my other half, my very best friend, my Nerd Soul Mate, Amelia. her husband is totally fucking awesome as well. September is the hardest month for me but i love June. i love the desert and the hotter and drier the weather, the more i love it. my niece and nephew are everything to me and i miss them very, very much. i never watch a movie i like just once, i tend to watch movies over and over. then i will quote them back to you until you hate them.

[I created my profile with Myspace Layouts+]
Who I'd like to meet:
let's take a minute and spend more time discussing people i do not fucking want to meet, chat with or talk to...oh, and if you are all about your kids....pass me by. i don't really like kids. i especially don't like kids i don't know or am not related to. no, yours ain't the exception. i don't want to be somebody's momma. so if you got kidlets? keep on walkin'! i don't believe that children are our future and all that societal bullshit about being a parent or mother. i have none and i aim to keep it that way.

oh and people who can fucking spell correctly are bonus. that means definitely, most especially. by the fucking way...


THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING "A" IN DEFINITELY. THERE IS NO "A"!!!!!!

if you cannot master that simple task of spelling, you suck. even if you are a dear friend to me i still cringe when i see it and i want to throttle you. i won't even get into "msg spk" in non-text messaging situations. unless your dick is on fire, or worse, SPELL IT THE FUCK OUT. it's not hard to type out "you" instead of "u" or "i don't know" instead of "idk" when you are writing your profile out here on MySpace. rise above your age and generation and have some pride, for fuck's sake! unless you have a very caustic, hilarious sense of humor and you are being funny. [notice i said BEING not TRYING TO BE. there's a difference there, champ.]

if you can master basic English skills, then i might consider being your MySpace friend. i probably will be your friend anyway as long as you understand every single time i see "definately" i want to stab your eyes out with a spork and kick you hard in the shins. seriously.



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nap please! has 114 friends.
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 Ken-Doll (Andrew) 


 Dotcha 


 adriane 


 Jennie 


 Tyranny 


 Corrinaz 


 Africanashes 


 pamie 


 Tori Amos 


 e®¡n 





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Anita


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Jul 6 2008 2:35 PM

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Hope you had a good holiday!
Stefanie





Jul 5 2008 10:35 PM

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Jul 4 2008 12:32 PM

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Stefanie





Jul 3 2008 10:48 AM

Yeah, I work 2 jobs. Bass Pro, Mon.-Thurs. and then off on Fridays and work Sat. and Sun. at Target. Tryin' to save me up some money! AnyWays, I saw ur ex Jeremy with that girl I think? He looks like a cereal killer. He needs to shave his beard. LoL..
Stefanie





Jul 1 2008 12:36 PM

OMG, guess who I saw at Target when I was workin' the fitting room????
ValleySailor





Jun 30 2008 12:51 PM

Hope you had as much fun in Vegas as I did!!
Stefanie





Jun 25 2008 12:35 PM

Hey, hope you're having a great time in Vegas! Miss ya lots!
Sandra





Jun 22 2008 1:06 PM

LOL.... "you are killing me SMALLS"...
Pastor Tim





Jun 19 2008 9:46 AM

Thanks for the hello! Things are going well.
How is life treating you
Kim





Jun 18 2008 12:46 PM

here is a link to a piccie of her. Her name is Chloe. In this picture she's 4wks old. I may be able to get her this weekend!

http://img355. imageshack. us/img355/4886/puppies005dl5. jpg
Stefanie





Jun 18 2008 12:27 PM

Hey, see ur online! I miss ya and hope all is well with ya. I got a new job at Bass Pro! Just started 2 days ago.
Well, gotta go to work! Ttyl :)
e®¡n





Jun 17 2008 7:17 AM

your goddamn HELL name makes me hungry every time you pop up.
Damn you!
GO TO HEAVEN, BEEOTCH!
Kim





Jun 16 2008 9:48 AM

I C U Online :p Guess what? Toby is getting a sister in a couple of weeks!

xoxo
Anita


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Jun 15 2008 5:49 PM

Don't miss me too much! I am enjoying resting at home. I have forgotten what eight hours of sleep felt like. Anyway, I scheduled my exam for pharmacy tech. I had no idea I didn't need any formal training...I just have to pass the exam to be certified! So, wish me luck for August 20th. I like this whole dead beat thing but it is boring sometimes. I am working for mom right now on the weekends but still a lot easier than working for Monique. Oh, yeah good looking out...my future ex-husband is H-O-T on Celebrity Circus! Don't forget to vote for him on NBC. com so that I can continue drooling! Can't mess with perfection baby.

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Corrinaz





Jun 14 2008 4:10 PM

Your a dirty bitch lol well have fun in vegas.
Corrinaz





Jun 14 2008 3:53 PM

Hey there Coleslaw hows it hanging? Long and Sloppy I bet, :)
Stefanie





Jun 14 2008 4:19 AM

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e®¡n





Jun 14 2008 2:55 AM

POO WORK!!!

thanks for the bday wishes.
I love thee, ass bow!
Ken-Doll (Andrew)





Jun 11 2008 8:17 AM

no phone!! fuckin tax rebate was only half what it was supposed to be. that and cuz i moved in with my friend michael, no internets yet!!!! ahhh! luv you and miss you.
so much to tell, we will speak soon i promise
Krick





May 26 2008 2:10 PM

welcome back to tejas! good to hear from you! how are things?
adriane





May 24 2008 5:43 PM

hey i miss you too.
u plan on coming and visiting any time soon?
Brooke Alyson





May 24 2008 12:47 PM

WELL, HI.... lol

Yeah, it was great but a little too crazy for me... I have a video of my performance I will be posting. :) Thanks for coming out of the woodwork ...lol I hope you are doing well. I have a stupid ear infection and can't hear. :( Stupid planes....
inge





May 17 2008 1:50 PM



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May 15 2008 11:18 AM

he's doing fine next year he will be in sixth grade YAH YAH!!! How are you doing?
Ken-Doll (Andrew)





May 9 2008 7:30 AM

Ggggrrrriiiizzzlllleee! You'll be gettin' a call from me... soon as the feds send me my effin' rebate!!!
Kim





May 6 2008 11:26 AM

Yay! Well, just let me know and we can meet up somewhere.
Jeezy Creezy it's been FOREVER!
*BrandiCat*





May 5 2008 9:50 AM

The Cat Farm is going great. lol.
So, whats up? See you tonight
Atomic Star





May 5 2008 8:47 AM

lol...I remember! I also remember the bruises that you had the next day. (sorry 'bout that!)

So, how ARE you??!
XO
adriane





May 3 2008 11:02 AM

yep, still in springfield. living by st. johns. its really good to hear from you! ive got cool roomates now and they have internet, so i'll be able to keep in touch more now.
Tyranny





May 3 2008 7:16 AM

OMG!!! PUA2 is in the works? Woooooooooo!!!!! Between that and Stone Temple Pilots reuniting, I think I'm going to burst with excitement!!!!!
Things are good here, just up to my neck in spring cleaning.
I hope you have an awesome weekend!!!!!
Stefanie





Apr 30 2008 12:42 AM

Hey, see u online right now!!! :)
Stefanie





Apr 29 2008 5:15 PM

Hey, just wanted to tell you that I miss you very much. Really could use a friend right now and know that you would be able to cheer me up.
Luv ya!
Ken-Doll (Andrew)





Apr 28 2008 8:19 AM

okay, that link didn't work correctly, but look at my pics for a cute one of us! Fuggit...
Ken-Doll (Andrew)





Apr 28 2008 8:16 AM

http://viewmorepics. myspace. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=62288385&albumID=935930&imageID=26630081 I meant to include this pic with your Christmas card, but...I'm a forgetful dumbass.
Ken-Doll (Andrew)





Apr 26 2008 8:50 PM

My phone is still off! I have a temporary one but it costs a dollar for every 3 minutes....bitches. I have lots to tell you too and I'll call ASAP. I miss you like my luggage and I yelled "What in the squirrel" at work the other night and started talking about you. GRizzle! (I'm clean-shaven at the moment though.
;) )
e®¡n





Apr 23 2008 10:32 AM

ahaha, just wanted to come say hi and reading your profile.
I DEFANITELY don't want kids either.
muahahahaha.
I love you.
Stefanie





Apr 19 2008 12:26 PM

Hey, what's up girl? Miss ya bunches.
Spanky