About me:
26, female, divorced single mom. What more does one need to know? Most of you will have already moved on to the next page...
Okay, here's what you need to know. I'm direct to a fault. If I hate you, I'm going to tell you so. If I like you, I'll say so. If I have romantic interest in you, it'll be glaringly obvious... you won't need to be told. Quit looking for ulterior motives. I haven't got any. My sense of humor is usually dry/sarcastic and often obscure. You may not get my jokes. It's okay, because I'll probably laugh at you when you had no idea you were being funny. Play Guitar Hero/Rockband with me and I'll love you forever. Discuss languages with me and I'll love you forever. If you somehow manage to "get" me, not only will I love you forever, but I'll probably marry you (unless you happen to be female, in which case it just won't work out between us, sorry). :)
Anything more one needs to know about me or my thought processes can easily be learned through my blogs. Ignore any and all references to me conversing with my dishwasher. It's not as looney as it seems.
Which Apocalyptica guy are you? (Silly questions and answers)
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?....

 Raphael You can be considered the 'dark one' of your family. You're a hot-head, face it. Or...the 'Realist' some may say. It's a dog-eat-dog world, you're a pretty big dog. You normally lay low until some one gets up your back. You're anti-social and short-tempered...and you're not big on admitting it! But, even though you can act kinda rude and not-there, you're a rather large teddy bear on the inside when it comes to the ones you love...in danger. You hate being called a, 'softy' and you're always ready to 'bring it'. |
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Who I'd like to meet:
READ THIS BEFORE YOU MESSAGE ME!!!
Know that I regard the spellings "u" and "ur" to be a HUGE, I repeat, HUGE turn-off, and sending me flirty messages using these will do you NO GOOD, you hear?!?! Besides, what does that say about you if you're too lazy to type a three letter word?
If you just want to be friends, sure, go ahead and message me. If you're cruising MySpace trying to pick up chicks (you know who you are!) you should probably look elsewhere because I'm really picky when it comes to that sort of thing.
Metal heads, musicians and Guitar Hero/Rock Band addicts welcome. Druggies, alcoholics, stoners, and morons in general need not apply. Find another page. There are LOADS of people on MySpace who will just adore you. Trust me.
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