Mean Missus Mustard
Michele Geluso
Michele Geluso Take happy where you find it.

Female
34 years old
Don't Remind Me That I Live In, New Jersey
United States



Last Login: 12/17/2009
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    Mean Missus Mustard's Interests
Generalspeaking out of turn; making Republicans uncomfortable; travel; short film; all things art and design; MC Escher, Hannah Höch, Marc Chagall, Paul Klee, René Magritte, Wassily Kandinsky; animal/human rights; political wrongs; writing; reading; cookin'; collecting/making (hopefully selling) strange jewelry; tree-hugging; vampiric folklore; foreign and/or ancient culture; hats; old stuff; really old stuff; weird stuff; really weird stuff.
Music

Indie Bands/Musicians: The New Jerseys, not an Airplane, Jeremy Fisher, Sapo Sueño, Kunek, The Northstar Session, Stop Motion Poetry, Darkpark, Get Back Loretta, The Panderers, Funky Nashville, Electric Mystical Soul Vibration, Robboland, Happy Orange Balloon, La Fleur Fatale, Stampead, Truckee Brothers, Limbeck, Flipron, Messer Chups, Death Valley Pizza, Thomas Lunch, Billy's Comet, and the very promising Tyler Baker. Check him out. He's a great kid.

Mainstream: R.E.M., Danny Elfman, Mozart, Brahms, Greig, Schubert, Beethoven, Debussy, Wilco, Radiohead, Nick Drake, Paul Simon, U2, The Posies, Green Day, Sparklehorse, Ray Charles, Tom Waits, Tom Petty, Brandi Carlile, Ken Stringfellow, Guster, The Hollies, Cowboy Junkies, Philip Glass, Rani Shankar, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, The Indigo Girls, Jackson Browne, Roy Orbison, Vince Guaraldi Trio, Henry Mancini, Etta James, Taj Mahal, Benny Goodman, Glen Miller, Gene Krupa, Duke Ellington, Edith Piaf, Frank Sinatra, The Beatles (George Harrison's the favorite here), The Red Hot Chili Peppers, CAKE, The Flaming Lips, The White Stripes, Violent Femmes, Iggy Pop, Calexico, The Sleepy Jackson (thanks, Carl), The Ramones, Johnny Cash, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Black Crowes, NIN, Primus, Deftones,Nirvana, Gin Blossoms, Blind Melon, the B-52's, Beck, Los Straightjackets, Weezer, They Might Be Giants, pleasing sounds from strung dumpsters, and of course: Slim Dusty (thanks again, Carl)! and much, much more!
Moviesthe entire Tim Burton collection; Terry Gilliam, Jim Jarmusch, Kevin Smith, Alfred Hitchcock, Blake Edwards and Woody Allen in general; The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Nosferatu, Dr. Strangelove, Metropolis, M, Frailty, Arsenic and Old Lace, Freaks, The Man Who Cried, The Illusionist, Amelie, As Good As It Gets, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Squid and the Whale, Finding Neverland, A Scanner Darkly, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, All of Me, The Blues Brothers, The Big Lebowski, Wonder Boys (Why's he calling you Vernon?) Animal House.
TelevisionFlight of the Conchords, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Real Time With Bill Maher, Extras, The Office, The Soup.
BooksAuthors:Kurt Vonnegut! Hunter S. Thompson, Julio Cortázar, Franz Kafka, James Joyce, J.P. Donleavy, Dr. Seuss, Ron Currie Jr., Ishmael Beah, Joseph Heller, Tim Dorsey, Charles Bukowski, Oscar Wilde, Saul Bellow, Mark Twain, William S. Burroughs, Jack Kerouac, John Kennedy Toole, Ambrose Bierce, George Orwell, Aldous Huxley, Ayn Rand, H.P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allen Poe, Flannery O'Connor, Ray Bradbury, Lewis Carroll, Shel Silverstein, Alan Ginsberg, Philip Larkin, Sylvia Plath, Kahlil Gibran, Sarah Vowel, Jen Lancaster, Laurie Notaro (and her Candy-Apple Freak Show), John Connolly, Dave Barry... I've probably forgotten some. I am a short story fiend.
HeroesMy grandparents, my teachers, my friends.
Groups: Carpe Mortem RecordsBIG ART SHOWThe Seed CollectiveThe New Jerseys Fucking Rock My AsstoykultJohn Edwards MySpace/Mtv Presidential DialogueGK & The Renegades forumUN Millennium Campaign : End Poverty 2015

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     Mean Missus Mustard's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Don't Remind Me That I'm From, NJ
Body type:5' 2"
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:In college
Occupation:Prof. of Sarcastic Studies
Income:$250,000 and Higher



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About me:
a) loves her friends (thank you Rob Wheatley of Robboland Music for my own migraine treatment song!)
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b) makes stuff c) writes stuff
d) look, a banner! Click to Hear THE NORTHSTAR SESSION on MySpace
Who I'd like to meet:
Hippies, hedonists, anarchists, antichrists, outcasts, underdogs... Musicians, artists and writers (in other words, hippies, hedonists, anarchists, etc.)... Vampires, eccentric chocolate factory owners, nice folks and banner clickers... But wait : order now and I'll throw in masters of ennui, pastry chefs and ghost hunters! No *'s, please.

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Catherine

Catherine Badin



Jan 4 2010 2:50 AM

Hey, Ms. Mustard Meanie 
Wishing you all good things in 2010 ~
lots of love, 
Catherine Suchitra  ox 
Lisa

Lisa



Dec 31 2009 5:06 PM


We will open the book.
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words
on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity
and its first chapter is
New Year's Day.
---
Cheers to a New Year
and another chance for us
to get it right!
HAPPY ORANGE BALLOON

HAPPY ORANGE BALLOON



Dec 23 2009 7:44 PM

Dear Michelle, Buon Natale. We have now a new song on our player entitled CALLING YOUR NAME.
Hugs
Dan
Lisa

Lisa



Dec 20 2009 6:43 PM

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Dec 5 2009 3:44 PM


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La Fleur Fatale

La Fleur Fatale
Online Now!


Dec 3 2009 9:12 AM

Hey,

Our new album, SILENT REVOLUTION, was released in October and is available on iTunes worldwide!

And the short tourmovie from the German tour in October is done :) check it out here or on Vimeo - http://vimeo.com/7926335



Keep blooming!
www.lafleurfatale.com

PS. You can still download our debut album for free on our US fansite - www.swedishinvasion.com DS.
Lisa

Lisa



Nov 24 2009 11:23 PM


Happy Thanksgiving, Michele!
HAPPY ORANGE BALLOON

HAPPY ORANGE BALLOON



Sep 20 2009 4:56 PM

happy orange birthday

robboland

robboland



Sep 19 2009 12:15 PM

Happy Birthday Michele, loads of love from all at Disgracelands...& may all your pineapples be invisible ones....
robbo
xx
Lisa

Lisa



Sep 19 2009 1:58 AM




Happy Birthday, Michele!
(I know it's a couple hours shy of the 19th, but I always have to be first.)


"Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing." - Jerry Seinfeld


HAPPY ORANGE BALLOON

HAPPY ORANGE BALLOON



Sep 14 2009 5:48 PM

HELLO MICHELLE HOW R U? WE ARE BACK WITH A NEW SONG CALLED MICRO CAR.
CHEERS
DAN
Gayle Skidmore

Gayle Skidmore



Aug 27 2009 1:00 AM

Please vote! I need your help to win a spot at the Austin City Limits
music festival!!
http://delllounge.com/soundandthejury/Gayle-Skidmore/default.aspx Every
vote counts!!  xo, GS
Papa Bear

Papa Bear



Aug 2 2009 3:14 PM

Hey!

September 1:st La Fleur Fatale's 1:st single, Dare To Lick (Hunter's Red Sleeve), from the upcoming album SILENT REVOLUTION, is released and available on iTunes, Spotify and whatnot!

The album will be released October 1:st and later that month they go on tour in Germany with The Movements.

Keep blooming!
www.lafleurfatale.com

PS. You can still download their debut album for free on their US fansite - www.swedishinvasion.com DS.


Jesus Fucking Christ

Jesus Fucking Christ



Jul 30 2009 8:03 AM

WATCH THE ENTIRE FIRST SEASON OF THE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHOW... FREE!


Share this with your friends and help get JFC on TV!

aeerow

aeerow



Jul 27 2009 4:19 AM

Thank YOu!!
Abigail Hopkins

Abigail Hopkins



Jul 19 2009 6:26 PM

Abigail Hopkins' new album, THE MEMOIRS OF AN OUTLAW, available from ITUNES: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=281170328&s=143444
and AMAZON: http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/index%3Dmusic%26field-artist%3DHopkins%2C%20Abigail/202-0502306-1754247
ruby_door

Ruby Door



Jun 29 2009 5:07 PM

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obedient waves

obedient waves



Jun 6 2009 4:13 PM

Hey Hi Hello... Been daydreaming about getting over to rawk your side of the country, but the piggy bank is looking pretty sad lately. So, we'll just give you a virtual cruise till we can get an east coast thing happening (hopefully in the next year). Have a kickass weekend. Punk Rock! -Obedient Waves
jase

jase



Jun 3 2009 9:54 PM

just going through my friends and saying hello to all the ones I don't have much contact with.

How's it going?

jase
Matt Shwachman

Matt Shwachman



Jun 2 2009 7:16 PM


Free Matt Shwachman Music from trueAnthem!
obedient waves

obedient waves



May 26 2009 4:50 AM

Hi Hi Hi... Just wanted to let you know that you still have a couple of weeks to download our new EP, "We Never Like You Anyway", for free off our myspace page. Hope your having a nice chill monday. Peace... Obedient Waves
HAPPY ORANGE BALLOON

HAPPY ORANGE BALLOON



Apr 22 2009 4:13 PM

SUDDENLY, BETWEEN THE CLOUDS, THE HAPPY ORANGE BALLOON MAGICALLY RE-APPEARS WITH A NEW SONG CALLED BEAUTIFUL.
DAN
Abigail Hopkins

Abigail Hopkins



Apr 16 2009 6:25 PM

The new album, "The Memoirs of An Outlaw" out now on ITUNES.
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=281170328&s=143444
Any Version Of Me

Any Version Of Me



Apr 9 2009 7:15 PM

Gayle Skidmore

Gayle Skidmore



Apr 8 2009 10:42 PM

Thanks for being my friend! I hope you have a wonderful week!! I just wanted to let you know that I have re-released my Cowley Road E.P.
on itunes, so if you were trying to get it, it's back up! Also, check me out on www.reverbnation.com/gayleskidmore for fan exclusives and more! Xo, GS
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