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MEAT
"Rare Sketch Comedy, Well Done"

Female
31 years old
New York City, NY
United States



Last Login:3/16/2008
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   MEAT's Comedian Bio
WebsiteFunnymeat.com
MembersElizabeth Ellis, Reggan Holland, Becky Poole & Livia Scott

    MEAT's Interests
GeneralSketch comedy, getting George Bush removed from office, being awesome, unicorns, making out with you
MusicThe Karate Kid Soundtrack
MoviesRocky, Rocky VI, Monty Python & The Meaning of Life, All About Eve, Schoolboy Father starring Rob Lowe and Dana Plato
TelevisionThe A Team, Charles in Charge, Strangers w/ Candy, The Daily Show, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
HeroesWild Hogs (see profile setting)
Groups: New York Underground ComicsNYC Underground Comedy FestMEAT Fan ClubVic Thrill & The Saturn MissileMelting Point

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     MEAT's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Hometown:New York City
Body type:8' 11" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Native American
Religion:Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Astronaut
Income:$250,000 and Higher

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www.funnymeat.com
New York , NY US
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ABOUT US:
Known for smart, dangerous, inventive writing and fearlessly committed performances, MEAT is one of the most critically acclaimed and respected groups on the sketch festival circuit.

"Top drawer sketch comedy innovators... MEAT is all over it all of it"
CHICAGO TRIBUNE

"The best groups, like New York's own MEAT...keep the action quick and the concepts sharp and simple."
THE ONION

"Tasty and nutritous comedy"
VILLAGE VOICE

"I'm a vegetarian who loves MEAT."
JIM GAFFIGAN


CRITIC'S PICKS
The Onion
Time Out Chicago
The Village Voice
1010 WINS Radio

AWARD NOMINATIONS:
Emerging Comics of New York Awards: Best Sketch Group
Emerging Comics of NY Awards: Most Fucked Up Thing I Saw All Year


We were also named BEST PERFORMERS of the 2006 Chicago Sketch Festival by the Chicago Tribune, shared billing with GLORIA STEINAM & LEWIS BLACK, received standing ovations at the NY Sketch Festival, DC Comedy Festival, San Francisco Sketch Festival, Vancouver Sketch Festival, Seattle Sketch Festival, Chicago Sketch Festival, the Best of the Best Sketch Festival, and most importantly, made BILL CLINTON'S JOKE WRITER pee in his pants. Yeah!!!


Who I'd like to meet:
The Dixie Chicks

And you, Baby

   MEAT's Friend Space (Top 20)
MEAT has 772 friends.
 Biz 


 Livia Scott 


 Becky 


 Sophie K 


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 Anya Garrett 


 Sara Schaefer 


 Dina Martina 


 Michael Cyril 


 Mortified 


 Seth Herzog 


 Big Business 


 Karla 


 TROOP! 


 Kasper Hauser 


 TEN WEST 


 Elephant Larry 


 The 3rd Floor 





MEAT's Friends Comments
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Ben





Jan 4 2008 9:42 AM

Me Too Kevin, meee too.
Kevin





Sep 12 2007 4:12 PM

These women...gawlDAMN, I love these women...
Jordana





Aug 15 2007 9:25 PM

Hey! It's Tuesday! Time for a short play!

"GIRAFFE BIKINI INSPECTOR"
By J. Barnes

GIRAFFE BIKINI INSPECTOR
.......A giraffe
MAN...........Jeff Snorkel
WORLD'S GREATEST GRANDPA...A grandpa
WORLD'S GREATEST GOLFER....A golfer
NUMBER 1 DAD......A dad

(Four people and a Giraffe are waiting in line at the Rose Festival to ride the Gravitron - the Most Vomity Ride Ever Concieved in a Brain. They all hold mugs with sayings on them. MAN speaks.)

MAN: SO...I can tell by your various mugs that I'm standing in line at the Rose Festival waiting to ride the Gravitron with none other than you, World's Greatest Grandpa, and you World's Greatest Golfer, also you Number 1 Dad...AND YOU Giraffe Bikini Inspector! Boy! I'd sure be lying if I said that I wasn't in fantastic company.

WORLD'S GREATEST GOLFER: So what do you do?

MAN:(Pulls out a mug with Garfield the Cat on it looking sleeeeepy and mad) I'll tell you what I DON'T do!.....MONDAYS! At least NOT UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE!

ALL :HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

(They all laugh until they die and don't get to go on the ride.)

THE END.


I love you more than Leo Sayer can say.

J.
Chris





Jul 23 2007 4:33 PM

Thanks for the add, ladies! It was great seeing your show in Portland a couple of weeks ago. One of the highlights of the whole fest for me (just like every year) was your show.
The Animal Club





Jun 21 2007 1:12 AM

The Great Sketch Comedy Show





Jun 20 2007 1:55 PM

Thanks for signing up and Good Luck...that is if you have signed up already!!
Jordana





Jun 14 2007 8:27 PM

Jordana





Jun 12 2007 5:37 PM

SO - I will finally see Camp Blood in Portland...Ted had better not put us after you so we can see it...or else, he'll be the Camp Blood, know what I mean, leh-dehs?

You all make me so ridiculously happy.

J.
x/o
Hildeekat





Jun 10 2007 8:27 AM

YOU GHOULS WERE GHOULISHY GHOULISH WITH GHOULISHNESS!

AND I'M SO GAY.....
Drop Six Comedy





Jun 8 2007 10:13 PM

Great Show tonight Meat! I'm terrified of the morning when I'll want to hit snooze.
Carolyn Castiglia





Jun 3 2007 8:20 AM

Oh dear sweet Lord you sing my heart you bloody broads. Tonight!
Anya Garrett





May 29 2007 8:58 AM

I hoped but never expected this. A resounding YES!
SDoun





May 15 2007 11:23 AM

hey:) what's up? i'm performing on Friday, June 22 in NYC! it's gonna be a "SPECIAL INDUSTRY EVENT", so i hope you'll join me. Only a portion of the tickets will be made available to the public, so tickets are limited.

would you like more info?

SDoun:)
Sean Crespo





Mar 27 2007 9:31 AM

I need to returns some video tapes ladies.
Lakeshore Theater





Mar 19 2007 10:22 PM

Thanks for the Add. Lakeshore Theater has some amazing comedy shows coming up that you wont want to miss! Check out our calendar and get tickets on our profile or at www.lakeshoretheater.com!

www.lakeshoretheater.comt
SDoun





Mar 9 2007 7:35 PM

just wanted to stop by and say hi:)
how's it going?

SDoun
OneTwoThree





Mar 5 2007 3:00 PM








the Wolf





Feb 3 2007 1:43 PM

GO BEARS !!!
Bear down Chicago Bears!!!
And yes. We missed you.
Dutch





Jan 20 2007 9:59 PM

MEAT was missed.
Sincerely,
Chicago Sketch Fest
chad richard nicholson





Dec 16 2006 4:00 PM

you had me at handsome.
chad richard nicholson





Dec 11 2006 7:31 PM

true story:

I was walking down the street, three years ago, and I saw a red sticker that said, "meat".

I thought that was funny. Meat. So, I put it on my nalgene bottle. Eventually I came across another sticker that said "desire". I placed that on my nalgene as well.

I was on a train in washington DC on the way to march for women's lives and a girl said to me, "I like them... meat, they are really funny." Only then did I read the rest of the sticker, "Rare sketch comedy blah blah blah".

Now that I know you actually exist I greatly look forward to laughing at you.

heart,

a future fan
Kasper Hauser





Nov 3 2006 10:31 PM

Thanks for the kind comments on Amazon!
Hope to see you in NY!

KH
Jordana





Nov 1 2006 10:43 AM

Dear MEAT,

How was your Halloween?

Did you guys get to pelt the Village Children of New York with candy? Isn’t that a tradition? After you pelt the children with candy, the Village Crone comes out (wearing a mask of porridge and hoses for eyes) and spins in a circle thrice whilst pointing her stick. She then stops, and whomever the stick is pointing to has to play the part of 'Yellow Dog-Yellow Dog' (the Yellow Dog) in the Village Pantomime called: “Eat The Kandy, Yellow Dog-Yellow Dog Or You Shall Have A Beating!” The play is then performed, finishing with Yellow Dog-Yellow Dog fighting a robot turkey and then all of the Village of New York celebrates the night by trading toothmarks on a piece of gum or taffy as a sign of good will.

These are then all put in a fire for safekeeping.

Anyway...did you do any of this? Am I confused or just thinking of something else?
J.
Stephen





Oct 31 2006 3:26 PM

It was great to see you all again! And thank you so much for coming out to the show - wish I could have seen yous again afore you left. Come back to LA soon!!!
Friends With Benefits





Oct 25 2006 12:42 AM

Awesome Comedy Central Stage show! I have a hunch Los Angeles will be seeing a lot more Meat in the near future. Good luck with Brad!
Jordana





Oct 20 2006 9:44 AM

MEAT sent me flowers yesterday. Do you know what that's like? For me, it's like coming home and finding a note and sheet music on your doorstep that says: "We wrote you a little song". And the song is "Penny Lane". And it's from The Beatles.

I love you and miss you my ladies.

Storm L.A.
-Jord.
X/O
Brian





Sep 25 2006 8:36 AM

saw your show friday night. great stuff.
Sophie K





Sep 23 2006 10:15 AM

Great show last night, girls!!
striving to be powerful beyond measure





Sep 20 2006 8:25 AM

You guys came to the DC area a few months back. I FELL IN LOVE. If you guys are ever in this area again, I might break some necks trying to see you! (ok, maybe not that extreme, but I'll definitely step on some people trying to get there)
Kasper Hauser





Sep 16 2006 12:43 PM