Mrrrrr Brrrrrrd!
"I Am Job."

Female
23 years old
Shorewood, Wisconsin
United States



Last Login: 9/7/2008
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    Mrrrrr Brrrrrrd!'s Interests
General

Film, art, theatre, writing, music. These are the things that rule my entire life. Without them, I would probably die, no lies. I also like drinking coffee late at night, discussing why things are the way they are, dreaming impossible dreams, and idealism. Mostly, I'm interested in interesting things. I can promise that it's not hard to bore me, so when someone can captivate me, it's a huge, awesome deal. You should try it sometime.


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MusicMark Mallman is my favorite..

Minneapolis Music.

I've been on a Tom Waits kick lately. LOTS of Tom Waits.

Ben Kweller, Ben Folds, Ben Lee, Bright Eyes, Deathcab for Cutie, The Postal Service, Morrisey, the smiths, The Violent Femmes, The Replacements, Hooray For losing, Bob Dylan, Simon & Garfunkle, Jeff Buckley, The Weakerthans, Mae, Dashboard Confessional, Reverend Raven and The Chain Smoking Altar Boys, Silverchair, Modest Mouse, Eighty-d, The Pixies, Frank Black And The Catholics, The Aquabats, Bad Religion, The Beatles, The Benjamins, The Breeders, Of Montreal, Elastica, Journey, Steve Perry, Styx, Jefferson Starship, Boston, AC/DC, Jonny Lang, The Killers, Muse, Rancid, MC Chris, Pat McCurdy, Radiohead, Me first and the Gimme Gimmes, Snow Patrol, Sondre Lerche, Weezer, Wheatus, joanna newsom, mason jennings, mark mallman, musicals, Pavement, rilo kiley, jolie holland, mirah, tegan and sara, M. Ward, animal collective, Devendra Banhart, of montreal, jack johnson, sebadoh, the decemberists, neutral milk hotel, david bowie, lou reed, the velvet underground, Morningwood, The Books, Eef Barzelay, The Phantasmagorians, ratatat, Juiceboxxx, Talib Kweli, Band of Horses, Man Man, The Squareshooters, The Hold Steady
Movies Shaun Of The Dead, Fight Club, Trainspotting, Master of The Flying Guillotine, Kubrick, Boondock Saints, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, Velvet Goldmine, LOTR, Moulin Rouge, Clerks, Dogma, Malibu's Most Wanted, the Tramp, Vertigo, Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, Frankenstein, Party Monster, I <3 Huckabees, Closer, The Hours, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Sadie Benning, Big Fish, Die Mommie Die, maya deren, don hertzfeldt, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, charlie and the chocolate factory, rosemary's baby, i could go on forever, really.
TelevisionWe steal cable. But all I ever really watch is the food network, or Animal Cops.
BooksAnthony Burgess, charles bukowski, Irvine Welsh, chuck palahniuk and a million more.
HeroesKim Deal, Judy Garland, Brody Dalle, Tori Amos, Lillian Gish, chantal claret, jenny lewis, karen o, maya deren. Basically any girls who can kick my ass or make me feel dumb and still manage to look pretty doing so. If I can learn something from you, you're my hero.

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Groups: Greendale High SchoolZombie SurvivalistsFans of the T-BirdMaudlin Dating ServiceGreendale Community TheatreDavid Bogan Fan Club

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     Mrrrrr Brrrrrrd!'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Greendale, WI
Body type:5' 7" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Marketing Manager
Income:Less than $30,000

   Mrrrrr Brrrrrrd!'s Schools
University Of Wisconsin-Milwaukee
Milwaukee, WISCONSIN
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: JMC - Media Studies
 

2003 to Present
Greendale Hi
Greendale, WISCONSIN
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Theater, TV Production, International Thespian Society, GEO
 

1999 to 2003

   Mrrrrr Brrrrrrd!'s Companies
Comedy Sportz
Milwaukee, Wisconsin US
Marketing Manager

May 07-Current (with the company since Dec 06)



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   Mrrrrr Brrrrrrd!'s Blurbs
About me:



I listen to music constantly. Constantly. There is really never a moment in my life that's silent.

I'm looking for something. All I've found is bittersweetness..

I'm afraid to grow up because all of the grown-ups in my life are miserable. But somehow, I found myself here with a new grown up job, in an apartment of my own..

I really like naps but haven't had time for one in months.

watching someone with a talent makes me jealous and immensely happy at the same time..

My Name is Mary.

the Easiest way to get ahold of me most of the time is AIM. My Screen name is: Marybeth84

Say hello.

And YES, My dad is in my top 16. He's way cooler than your dad, and I think that's pretty badass.

I change my favorite things often, so check back to see what I'm into, because chances are, it's pretty cool.

Favorite Album in the world right now: Tim Shweiger - "Shwim Tiger"

Top 5 favorite songs of the Moment:
01: Two Gallants - "Waves Of Grain"
02: Tim Shweiger - "Tryin' Hard"
03: Josh Ottum - "Freedom is as thick as a Heart"
04: Iggy Pop - "Turn Blue"
05: Mark Mallman - "Butcher's Ballad"

Favorite Color: deep, deep red.
Favorite Word/phrase: Yah, Trick, Yah!"
I have dreams about: The End of the world, Hot rain, being chased through foreign cities by an old man with a gun that shoots ice, things that feel so very real, and sometimes, when I take too much Nyquil, I deram about color and light.

I'd Like to have sex/make out with: Cuddlers, Tattooed men, Anyone willing to grow [or is already sporting] some kick ass facial hair, The guy who invented Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper, boys with an extensive record collection, people who appreciate experimental instrumental music. Tangental people. Unconventionally Pretty people. Boys with big noses.


This a smattering of my recent arty stuff.. Collages and randomness. The button below takes you to my Deviant Art page, where you can see all of my art in it's glorious glory.




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Who I'd like to meet:
Klaus Nomi, so i can give him a hug.




People with something to say. People who want to argue with me. People who write or perform. People with hope and honesty. People who want to talk about films or music or art. People who wanna suggest good music to me. I wanna meet real, smart people. If you can challenge me, you're my hero.


I'd also like to meet these talented people: Klaus Nomi, David Bowie, Gregory Euclide, Maya Deren, Paul Westerburg, Karen O, Brody Dalle, Chantal Claret, Jenny Lewis, and your mom.


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Mrrrrr Brrrrrrd!'s Friends Comments
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David





Aug 23 2008 3:14 PM

funny as hell!

Badsville Cat





Aug 6 2008 8:05 PM

Happy Birthday, honey!

Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go! Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!

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Two Beers Angeli





Aug 6 2008 5:17 AM

Sue





Aug 5 2008 5:14 PM

Hey there my favorite niece. Have an awesome birthday tomorrow, enjoy an upscale cocktail! Pinkie up. Hope to see you soon so we can drink and talk shit about boys.
Love ya, Auntie Susie
One for the Team (New CD Out Now!)


Is Online


Jul 2 2008 11:03 PM

Thanks for purchasing our new record!!!
-the Team
Dana





Jun 14 2008 5:43 AM

mexico
Badsville Cat





Jun 3 2008 11:48 PM

Don't any of your friends love you? I do! Here's another silly comment.

BTW, I am a writer now.

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Badsville Cat





May 25 2008 9:06 PM

Mary, this is your new stepmom, Kraa-Leena. FYI, she thinks I am the Emperor of Wisconsin, so next time we come to visit, please play along. Thank God she doesn't speak much English.
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Badsville Cat





May 6 2008 1:35 AM

I'm drunk. Festive Drinko de Mayo

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Steve





May 2 2008 12:24 AM

Bacon





Mar 24 2008 6:49 PM

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Steve





Feb 21 2008 4:10 AM

poop.
Mike





Feb 17 2008 9:32 PM

hey this awesome new site is giving away 1,000 ringers as a promo, snag yours before its over...

SlickestRings.com
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Feb 13 2008 11:12 PM

so sad RIP to the greatest person ever. See you in heaven :*(

http://profile.myspace.com.index.cfm.fuseaction.user.viewprofile.friendid.518729.cn
David





Feb 3 2008 12:26 PM

Where have you been? I need to talk about guys with someone.
Steve





Jan 9 2008 2:33 AM

OMFG pt 2:
John Vanderslice is Stephen Malmkus's opening act.
Steve





Jan 4 2008 12:48 AM

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephen Malkmus is coming to the pabst in march.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bacon





Jan 3 2008 9:26 PM

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Two Beers Angeli





Dec 28 2007 11:25 PM

Mary I had so much fun with you at the bar the other night! Why oh why do you have to be a granny the rest of the 364 days of the year! Im coming to see you at CSz soon!
The Doctor





Dec 18 2007 6:24 PM

lol have you seen these pics yet? im suprised her myspace didnt get deleted yet for posting pictures like that.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=125723
SaSa





Dec 16 2007 6:57 PM

Give this heart ?
To every person u care about
Including me if u care.
Try to collect 12.
It's not easy
10-67 P.D.O.A.





Dec 14 2007 12:23 AM

Whats up? I found this website and thought i'd tell everyone, it shows you if anyone at school likes you... I dont know how it works but its really cool, its revealed a few people who have had crushes on me FOREVER, i called them up and it was actually true! You gotta try it!

Click Here to try it out
The Marinated Puppets (new photos from Pig Roast)





Dec 7 2007 2:52 AM

You gotta send my friend a message. She thinks your really CuTE! Addher on (MSN)Messanger emily21breeze@hotmail.com
Steve





Dec 5 2007 2:33 AM

SPICY CHIPS!!!!!!!
Badsville Cat





Nov 28 2007 12:13 AM

Thanks for the comment; your Mom and I tried to lay a good foundation for you and Steve. Talking Heads, Femmes, Pearl Jam, etc. Looks like we did something right.
Two Beers Angeli





Nov 22 2007 12:46 AM

when are we gonna hang out? I dont wanna have to keep stalking you at work to see you.
selfhelp





Nov 20 2007 10:24 PM

Two Beers Angeli





Nov 17 2007 10:20 PM

J got fired :( I'm really upset
2-Tone Jacob





Nov 3 2007 1:43 PM

have i ever told you that you are my fav? (ever?)
Two Beers Angeli





Nov 2 2007 8:31 PM

do jess and josh have picks of themselves as vampires? i want all of my "top friends" to be creatures of the night
crescent heights