Invader Jim

About me:

.. .. About me?...Well I sit to close to the TV, I was born in Canada, I eat fatty foods and don't chew 20 times, I used to smoke when I drank, I've seen a baby born, I love loud music, My feet hurt, I was in the Army, I want to be a Rock Star!, I wore black lipstick in high school because I thought it was cool, I remember the little things, I've watched the sun rise and set over the Sahara, I've saved a life and almost lost mine (twice), I've sailed on the Nile, I can't sing, I'm a commercial helicopter pilot, I've gotten drunk on absinthe, I'm up all night, I talk on the phone when I drive, I was on a plane that got hijacked, I like cats & dogs, I hate AOL, I wasn't born in a barn, I love to dance, I hate raw tomatoes, I love my Macintosh, I've walked the Great Wall & climbed the holiest Mountain in China, I've kissed a girl and didn't know her name, I love to make you laugh, I have a crush on Olivia from G4TV, I've hurt those that care about me the most, I drank coffee with a porn star, I always say the dumbest things, I'll never remember your birthday, I gave Martin Gores daughter a piggyback ride, I once ate a grapefruit in the shower, When I grow up I want to be a History Professor, I still watch cartoons and I always - always want what I can't have..

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Whats my Subculture?

You are... DAS INDUSTRIAL! Chances are you're a
walking computer, you speak in binary or
garbled German, and you like scaring the living
crap out of wrinkly grandmas.

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