About me: I NOTICE WITH INTEREST HOW OTHER DJ'S BLURBS ARE ABOUT HOW FANTASTIC THEY ARE, PLAYING HERE AND THERE AND HOW THEY PIONEERED THIS AND INVENTED TAMBOURINE ELECTRO JAZZ MUSIC AND WHERE DJING IN THERE MOTHERS WOMB AND HAD RELEASED THERE FIRST TRACK "EMBRYO BREAKS" BEFORE BIRTH.... JESUS. FOR THE RECORD ME AND SMIGGY ARE COCKHEADS. YES WE REALLY HAVE BEEN DJING FOR ABOUT 15 YEARS...HARDCORE WAS THE BIRTH,BUT EVERY NIGHTCLUB WE HAVE PLAYED AT HAS EITHER BEEN DESTROYED (WHISPERS) OR HAD THE DANCE FLOOR CUT OUT (UPSTAIRS THE CRY) BECAUSE WE WHERE SO CRAP, WE SET THE SPEAKERS ON FIRE (AGAIN WHISPERS) AND PLAYED HARDCORE TECHNO TWO A HUNDRED 9 YEAR OLDS IN ASKAM ONCE BECAUSE SOMEONE PLAYED A TRICK ON US. WE HAVE STARTED MAKING SOME MUSIC BUT I WOULD ONLY EVER PLAY IT TO ANYONE BUT MY MISSUS UNTIL IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN THE PRODIGY..FOR THE RECORD SHE SAYS MY CURRENT TRACK WAS AND I QUOTE "THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD, I WOULDNT EVEN SPIT ON THE DANCE FLOOR IF THAT CAME ON" SO PLENTY TO WORK ON. WE DO VJ AND WE WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST AT THAT BECAUSE WE BUM THE INTERNET.WE JOINED FORCES WITH PETE WILSON FOR SOME GIGS RECENTLY AND WE LIKE HIS FACE AND CLOTHES AND HIS MUSIC IS PRETTY SWEET AS WELL. IT SOUNDS LIKE A SHOTGUN GOING OFF INSIDE A KETTLE WITH A HAMSTER PLAYING A XYLOPHONE CLOSE BY...NICE.
MAL AND SMYTHE
Örnsberg releases weekend lights April 20th and Redlinespotting his debut album April 27th on Perfectly Charming Records. check out the link to iTunes to hear the tracks.
Art & Music extravaganza returning to the Canteen for a third turn, featuring...
Live
Chrome Hoof Two Minute Noodles The Velcro Quartet Mush No Candy + more
DJ's
Jonny Hotsauce & Gin Queen
Art exhibition, graffiti wall, video art room and treats from artists:
Karborn Megan Hindley Zan lyons James Bradbury Matthew Hart Mike Rollins Cusp Ice-A David Lurie Beki Cowey SUBstence Simon Hart Richardson + many more tba
Back on the block and celebrating a year of mind meddling events at the Cinema Room! 44 busts open its doors and welcome with open arms TWO very exclusive headliners...
Saturday 4th of April *** 44 @ The Cinema Room w/ ALTERN 8 *** ESKMO (LIVE)
Gracing the 44 stage in March we welcome a true legend in wonky electronica circles, the mighty NEIL LANDSTRUMM. Showcasing his new live show exclusively... This really is going to be something special!
Saturday 7th of March
9pm - 3am £6 (advance, more on the door)
44 at the Cinema Room, Michaelson Road, Barrow in Furness, Cumbria, LA14 1AD.
This weekend brings the final Homegrown residency of 2008 at the Canteen Cinema Room. This month the Homegrown Djs will be joined for a live performance by very special guest Zenfo’s M.C. Gav Sta (a.k.a. Von Jeetz)The Homegrown Xmas special will begin at 9pm on Saturday, expect the usual party atmosphere with the finest funk hip hop and yuletide breaks beats and treats. enty will be £5 on the door.
You can also catch the Homegrown Djs supporting Fingathing with a special one off 4 turntables 2 mixers set at the Canteens Big Boxing Night Bash.
No rest for the wicked....a mere 3 weeks after the last session Movement is back at the Cinema Room on Saturday 20th September.
Expect the usual solid beats and tasty grooves combined with the freshest visuals, however a slight change in format this month sees turntable duties handled just by Ste Kendall and Ad Bickerdike, as Kid Cagoule is going back to basics and providing live percussion for the night instead.
Doors open from 10pm till 3am, and the only way to get behind the movement is to get down there. Raid the copper jar, search down the back of the sofa or get a mate to pay, but either way it's only $3 in for one of the best nights out until next month......