Rob
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Male
19 years old
Rochester Hills, Michigan
United States



Last Login: 11/26/2009
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    Rob's Interests
GeneralWorld conquering and also pie.
MusicTool, Perfect Circle, Social Distortion, Catherine Wheel, Van Halen, Old Metallica, Megadeth, White Zombie, Nine Inch Nails, old Blink 182, Dylan, Queens of the Stone Age, Tom Petty, Sublime, Johnny Cash, David Bowie, Pink Floyd, System of a Down, Korn, lot's of others. Pretty open when it comes to music. Oh except Nickelback. And Creed. Seriously. Horrible bands.

MoviesAll gangster movies, Braveheart, Usual Suspects, Big Lebowski. Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, but FUCK Land of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Trainspotting, Shallow Grave, Blade Runner, Ed Wood, Nightmare Before Christmas, Jacob's Ladder, Bubba Ho-Tep, Empire Records, They Live, Fight Club, Seven, Good Night and Good Luck, and the My Little Pony Adventure.
I have a movie addiction problem.
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TelevisionRight now I live to watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I'm pretty sure that if it were to be canceled I would curl up into the fetal position, crying and screaming "WHY?? WHY??"
BooksH.P. Lovecraft, Chuck Palahniuk, Bret Easton Ellis, Hunter S. Thompson, William Shakespeare, John Milton, H.G. Wells, Bruce Campbell (hey, he wrote Leading with my Chin), Stephen King, Clive Barker, and also Hustler. I like to pretend I'm smart by reading. Usually it's just a bazooka joe comic strip I'm looking at.

HeroesNikola Tesla, Karl Marx, Rasputin, Lex Luthor, Josef Stalin, Penn Jilette, Doug Stanhope.


     Rob's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Clarkston
Body type:5' 6" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Occasionally a pimp, always a gangster
Income:$45,000 to $60,000

   Rob's Schools
Oakland Community College Orchard Ridge
Farmington Hills, MI
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: See Above
Minor: Pretty much everyone I go to class with is one.
Clubs: Mystical Knights of the Fifth Order, Mime/Forensics Club (That one's real difficult)
 

2007 to Present
Oakland Community College Auburn Hills
Auburn Hills,Michigan
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Liberal Arts and Network Administration
Minor: I'm seriously going to have 3 associates degrees this year.
Clubs: The Badasses
 

2005 to Present
University Of Michigan-Ann Arbor
Ann Arbor,Michigan
Graduated: N/A
Degree: None
Major: Bunch of classes that I failed anyways.
Minor: See above.
 

1994 to 1996
Clarkston High School
Clarkston, MICHIGAN
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Graduating
Clubs: NHS
 

1992 to 1994



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About me:
Realized I haven't really updated this in a while. My life is going quite hunky dory right now. I work my 40ish hours a week, and I go to school. I'll have an associates degree in Liberal Arts and a Network Administration certificate by the end of the summmer. I'm incredibly smart, and also quite beautiful. My eyes are amazing, and I am perfectly toned and ripped. Well, not really, but hey, I can try. If you want to know more about me, AIM and Yahoo messenger IDs are both Medullah. If you want to leave me a voicemail, you can at (206) 666-3967!
ATTENTION! I'm looking for random MySpace hookups, and also to sign up as many bands I've never heard of before. Anyone looking to help me with either can please apply.
If anyone asks, I was with you last Saturday night. And I have no idea how that hooker ended up in my trunk.
Stories
  Reflections (read)
  The Horror. (Fiction...or is it??) (read)
  Pleased to meet you... (read)
  A Day in the Life Of (read)
  The Spirit of Christmas (read)
  Flight of the Dragons (9th Grade Work!) (read)
  To Be a Writer (read)
  Crackhouses and Juice Boxes (read)
  The Biggest ___ I Ever Saw (read)
  Changing of the Guard (read)
  The Spies (read)
  Cupid's Arrow (read)
  The Spirit of Christmas (read)
  Devil's Night (read)



Miscellaneous Blogs
 Sacrifice - Taking a Bullet For the Team  (read)
 A Tale of a German and his Plunger  (read)
 Droppin' the "F-Bomb"  (read)
 Living in a Fantasy World  (read)
 The Hunt  (read)
 Why I hope that Hell doesn't exist.  (read)
 Coming this Fall, to a TV near you!  (read)
 Dearest Lover  (read)
 Time is but a door...  (read)
 Huh, so it seems I'm going to die...  (read)
 Okay. Japan, seriously, what the hell.  (read)
 An Ode to Retail  (read)
 The First Christmas. A family story.  (read)
 He seemed so nice and normal.  (read)
 My New Years Resolution!  (read)
 Just a few funny pictures  (read)
 Rambling. About the gas station.  (read)
 The overachieving underachiever  (read)
 The most important blog you will ever read  (read)
 My thoughts on love.  (read)
  The Death of the Dinosaurs (Video Blog) (read)
  Shuffling off this mortal coil... (read)
  The Battle Lines Have Been Drawn - War is upon us. (read)
  Let's Talk Bulletins (read)
  Lofty Goals (read)
  People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables (read)
  Fuck Bees (read)
  April Fools! (read)
  Good, the bad, I'm the guy with the gun...IN SPACE! (read)
  IMPORTANT! Need your support NOW! (read)
  A Tragedy in Pakistan (read)
  Who says romance is dead? (read)
  Science vs. Religion : Round 1! (read)
  Kwestchuns (read)
  A Love Story for Michigan People (read)
  To Catch a Me (read)
  Goodbye, Texas Rose (read)
  Why you don't ask me for favors (read)
  What the HELL is with these things? (read)
  Psychics and the Damage They Cause (read)
  Who Will be my Valentine? (read)
  A Day in the Life of...(Writing challenge) (read)
  Will it be the ugly chick or the dark fella? (read)
  The Wonderful Magic of Reality (read)
  I answer YOUR questions (read)
  Man - I had the worst day today! (read)
  I got your resolution right here...stay out of my gym! (read)
  Kenneth Lay - Hero? (read)
  The True Meaning of Christmas (read)
  The Most Special of Gifts (read)
  I've seen the future, brother; and it is murder (read)
  A Blog for the whole family (read)
  Walk me through how this happens (read)
  9/11 Conspiracy? (read)
  Gullible People and Perverts (read)
  I'm Looking for that Special Someone (read)
  Larry the Cable Guy's Dark Secret (read)
  A Generic Christmas Story (read)
  I miss you so much it hurts (read)
  The World Through MS-Paint (VIDEO BLOG) (read)
  A Thanksgiving prank gone awry (read)
  Michael Richards - My perspective (read)
  Holy shit, America might have common sense after all! (read)
  If I was going to blog about OJ... (read)
  This makes me sick to my stomach (read)
  Kiwi, an awesome video (read)
  No, this isn't right at all (read)
  Internet Dating? What a concept! (read)
  Rush 'N Attack! (read)
  Choosing the right political party! (read)
  Sociopath, or sweetheart? You decide! (read)
  What's that in your hands, a book? Never heard of it! (read)
  The importance of NOT voting! (read)
  Love in Hollywood (read)
  The Game (Interactive!) (read)
  The Mysterious "They" (read)
  The face of innocence, the face of DEATH! (read)
  The invasion has begun... (read)
  I know all 8 planets in our solar system (read)
  Those who forget the past... (read)
  Helping the world through suicide (read)
  Confidence - I'm getting all Dr. Phil (read)
  The most annoying thing ever... (read)
  A difficult confession (read)
  They call me Nericus Dorkicus (read)
  GUEST BLOG: Dr. Jim (read)
  The Life of a Champion (read)
  I'm Completely Addicted to MySpace (read)
  I Need a New MySpace Persona! (read)
  No Anchovies, Extra Sausage! (read)
  Goodbye, MySpace... (read)
  Hail to the King, Baby! (read)
  A Day in the Life Of... (read)
  The truth about global warming. (read)
  A Modest Proposal 2K6 (read)
  All about YOU! (read)
  What I think about the "light bulb in the anus" situation (read)
  *VIDEO BLOG* Forbidden Romance (read)
  My Side of the "Pole Incident" (read)
  My Epic Journey into the Inferno (Wal Mart) (read)
  What NOT to blog about. (read)
  The Clip Show (read)
  Conspiracy Theory - George Bush (read)
  Conspiracy Theories - The Faked Moon landing (read)
  How to pick up chicks in 3 easy steps! (read)
  Rob Got a Scanner! (read)
  Drunken Ramblings (read)
  MySpace for Dummies Volume 3 - Jazz that fucker up!;(read)
  MySpace for Dummies Volume 2 - The Friends List (read)
  MySpace for Dummies Volume 1 - The Photo (read)
  Hollywood, what the HELL is wrong with you? (read)
  Porno vs. Reality - Movie Reviews! (read)
  Taking a minute to introduce the writing staff (read)
  The story YOU wrote! (read)
  You pick my next blog subject! (read)
  HEY, STRAIGHT GUYS! WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR KIND AROUND HERE! (read)
  Probably the funniest video I've seen in a while (read)
  My Dark, Psychic Gift put to use (read)
  Mother's Day Playlist? (read)
  Oh Snap! The Gubment knows about me! (read)
  Who Will Lead the CIA? (read)
  The Elderly - A Threat to America (read)
  Pictures! Random, boring pictures! (read)
  Get Rich Quick, Or Die Trying Part 3 (read)
  Get Rich Quick, Or Die Trying Part 2 (read)
  Get Rich Quick, Or Die Trying Part 1 (read)
  Funny Dog Video (read)
  The Biggest Bitches Ever (read)
  Choosing the right political party (read)
  Why life would be better if I were stupid (read)
  Chocolate Jesus? (read)
  The True Origins of the Boy Scouts (read)
  Remembering the Loves of my past (read)
  Ruining the 80's Part 3 : GI-Joe!! (read)
  I'm getting a sex change! (read)
  Polygamy - It's the life for me! (read)
  Ruining the 80's Part 2 : The Smurfs (read)
  Ruining the 80's Part 1 : He-Man (read)
  The Secrets of Xenu - You've got to read it to believe it (read)
  Art imitates life: Communism, movies and more (read)
  The Demands of your Robtator (read)
  The Robtatorship, Part 3 (read)
  The Robtatorship, Part 2 (read)
  The Robtatorship, Part 1 (read)
  V, for Violent, Pro-Terrorism Movie! (read)
  Aquaman Will Save Us (read)
  Dead People with hard to prounounce last names (read)
  Girl Scouts Servants of the Illuminati (read)
  My First Myspace Video (read)
  Well, Thats a pleasant surprise (read)
  Typical Myspace Survey (read)
  Good news America! Read this! (read)
  Boring Science StuffAND JESSICA SIMPSON! (read)
  The Perry Bible Fellowship (read)
  Pictures that will make you laugh. (read)
  Einsteins Riddle. (read)
  New Years Resolutions. (read)
  A tale of two brothers. (read)
  Pink Floyd, iPods and the Death of Albums. (read)
  Supervillian. (read)
Who I'd like to meet:
It's going to take a very special girl to make me happy. ....or a bunch of average ones. Either way. RIP, Bill Hicks. There's not a lot to know about me. Well, at least not a lot that I'll be divulging on this site.
Also, my hero:
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Rob has 427 friends.
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 Nicole 


 Kellie 


 The Ian 


 Murph 


 Kris 


 Jimmy B 


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 pope 


 Buddy 


 Flight Of The Conchords Fanspace 


 Doug Stanhope 


 Daniel Tosh 


 Ron Paul 


 Barack Obama 


 John McCain 


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Justin Broom



Jul 29 2009 2:20 PM

Unbecca Happypants

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May 30 2009 4:55 PM

I've been SO busy lately!  But - as I'm enlisting in math next semester, expect you'll hear from me! (as you are the smartest most wiziest math person i've ever met!)


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Heather Wilson



Mar 27 2009 9:34 AM

Lmao oh lord..
Was not expecting the dino...
Bob

Bob



Mar 16 2009 1:18 PM

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Mar 17 2009 2:44 PM

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Heather Wilson



Mar 7 2009 1:18 PM

The star part killed me..LOL
Bob

Bob



Feb 26 2009 4:14 AM

Unbecca Happypants

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Feb 25 2009 7:24 PM

Dawkins! Dawkins! It's Richard Dawkins! I've spent my whole life searching for this answer - only to find the question is gone!

why is my life little more than a series of disappointments?

i hate you.
♥ Heather aka L.I. ♥

Heather Wilson



Feb 25 2009 3:31 PM

Lmao that is awesome
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Heather Wilson



Feb 25 2009 1:01 PM

For everything bad that happens to you in life..
there is a Shiba Inu behind it..
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Heather Wilson



Feb 9 2009 2:31 PM

Jitters

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Feb 7 2009 3:37 PM

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Heather Wilson



Feb 7 2009 2:45 PM

♥ Heather aka L.I. ♥

Heather Wilson



Feb 6 2009 2:02 AM

Ok ok, I deserved that. I am also going through the torture of drinking Vernors..I hate Vernors.
Kellie

Kellie



Jan 22 2009 3:04 AM

I know I'm late, but how did you enjoy the FOTC premiere? Pretty good I thought.
Nicole

Nicole D'Annunzio



Jan 19 2009 8:46 PM

Viagra comes in beverage form? is it like a sports drink? like Gatorade for your penis.
♥ Heather aka L.I. ♥

Heather Wilson



Jan 17 2009 4:49 AM

There is a BAD time to fight Godzilla?
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Heather Wilson



Jan 11 2009 9:21 PM

ahhhh napping to Silent Hill soundtracks..
Bob

Bob



Jan 1 2009 1:45 AM

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Dec 30 2008 5:35 AM

Lisa, My Brain is Cuter than Yours

Lisa, My Brain is Cuter than Yours



Dec 27 2008 6:13 PM

I forget to say Merry Christmas, so, Merry Christmas. I just noticed that your profile says you're 19, I feel strangely violated all of a sudden.
P.J.

P.J.



Dec 25 2008 8:12 PM

Merry Christmas!

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Heather Wilson



Dec 25 2008 5:23 PM

hahahaha nooooo~!!!!
Bob

Bob



Dec 22 2008 6:04 PM

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