Did you write your cookbook yesterday? I hope it's completely finished and published already. I hope you aren't serious about not drinking, because I plan on becoming an alcoholic and possible drug addict this month and would like to have someone go down with me. Thank you.
Happy Easter! It's so much fun -- well sort of, I just hope I don't forget to take my Boniva. I wouldn't want to break my hip when I go on that Easter Egg Hunt.
So I've been combing through the MySpace comedy realm and so far I have deemed you the only true comic worthy of using MySpace as a means for career promotion.
You are a naturally gifted and engaging talent, and I predict great things for you. Keep in mind that I am NEVER wrong. Of course I've been a tad fooled by my kids every now and then, but overall, I am very perceptive.
I think I inherited this from my grandmother. I remember when I was a kid (circa 1957) she predicted that Johnny Carson was going to be a big star -- she also predicted that Bette Midler was headed for super stardom after she'd appeared only once on Carson's show (years after she'd predicted Carson's fame of course).
Your News 12 commercials are priceless only because you're in them. It's only a matter of time before we start seeing you in films and TV.
I went through a lot of trouble finding out who you were because I thought your News 12 commercials were great and I just had to find out who you were!
RAPING THE WOMEN AND WASTING THE MEN! THE ONLY GOOD INDIANS ARE TAME! SELLING THEM WHISKY AND TAKING THEIR GOLD ENSLAVING THE YOUNG AND DESTROYING THE OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
