Meet Cleaver Theatre
""Holy Histrionic Hyperbole!""

Male
35 years old
CINCINNATI, Ohio
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
Mood: rebellious Mood Image
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    Meet Cleaver Theatre's Interests
General INTERESTED in people who are who they say they are.
Artists who create art. Musicians that record music. Filmmakers who produce films. Crafters who craft, Actors who act. You get the drift.
Anyone who does there stuff, with no apologies or regrets and enjoys the "creation process".

NOT INTERESTED in: big talkers, silver tongues (even if placed in my trousers), pipe-dreamers, hucksters, con-artists, coat-tail riders, game-killers or "some day"-ers.
As they say at the local roller-disco "Either strut your stuff...or get out!"

Music Rockabilly
Goth
Industrial
Horror-punk
Swing
Doom
Experimental
Lounge
Space
Techno
Opera
MoviesOf the "B" Variety.
TelevisionMST3K, Ulltra 7, Mission Hill, The Real Ghostbusters, and I loves me some Boomerang (the channel...not the kids show)
BooksAny book can be a coloring book!
HeroesHeenan

     Meet Cleaver Theatre's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Thrillsville, Ohio (woot woot!)
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Movie Host & TV Daddy-o!

   Meet Cleaver Theatre's Schools
University Of Kentucky
Lexington, KENTUCKY
Graduated: 2001
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Information Science
Clubs: ALA, SLA
Greek:   Beta Phi Mu

2000 to 2001
Northern Kentucky University
Highland Heights, KENTUCKY
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Radio, TV, Film
Clubs: Radio stations: WNKU, WRFN, WINK 94.1 TV: Channel 1 (local college tv), Storer Cable Public Access. Films: Crossing the Fields, This Train, Fire Down Below, a myriad of Indies and Shorts.
 

1992 to 1996
Art Institute Pittsburgh
Pittsburgh, PENNSYLVANIA
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Special Effects - Industrial Design Technology
Clubs: Films: Hoffa, Innocent Blood, Redneck Zombies, A myriad of low-budget horror and indie shorts.
 

1991 to 1992
Scott High School
Taylor Mill, KENTUCKY
Graduated: 1991
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Underground Resistance Movement
 

1987 to 1991

   Meet Cleaver Theatre's Networking
Television - Business - Manager

Television - Talent - Host

Film - Production - Cinematography


   Meet Cleaver Theatre's Companies
Heir of December Media
Censor-nati (aka Cincinnati), Ohio US
President

1994-Present


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Meet Cleaver Theatre's Virtual Backyard Beefy-Q!


Welcome to the virtual backyard BBQ that is "Meet Cleaver Theatre" Building a brave new world of movie-hosting with the Horror Hosting community's first "Post-Nuclear"Family!

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Direct from Thrills-ville Ohio, the Cleavers & friends bring you deliciously rotten TV Dinner entertainment! From Sci-fi to Horror...Beatnik to Kung-fu...Modern Masterpieces to Cult Classics...The Swank to the Stank, you're sure to find a flavor you'll come to savor...no matter how bad your taste is!

I'd best describe our show as the by-product of a frightening (yet strangely erotic) copulation between Barbara Billingsley and Tim Burton... while Donna Reed watches." It's a dash of rockabilly, a smatter of the sublime and heaping scoop of hep all folded into some of your favorite b-movies from the 40s-90s.

So don't be a square! Pull up a bean bag, mix up an eyeball martini and curl up with some of those familiar drive-in favorites you love to loathe!

If you are a band or an indie artist that would like to showcase your way-gone works on our humble program, stop by our website, check out our FAQ, promo kit and friends section (you'll find a list of others who participate in this three ring circus) and drop us a line.

Have an atom-smashingly good day,
Cheers,
Butch R. Cleaver

mct

WWW.MEETCLEAVER.COM

You can now see us at our other online haunts!

The Horror Host Underground

Weirdo Cinema TV!

and

Couch Potato Theatre!

Who I'd like to meet:
Horror Hounds, Hip Hipsters, Beat Beatniks, Gorehounds, Rockabilly Queens and Kings of the Road! B-movie Fanatics, Sci-fi Geeksters and Hep Cats who know how to swing! Indie artists, filmmakers and fang-tastic bands...anyone who likes to have a good time and doesn't take themselves too seriously.



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Jul 3 2008 10:55 AM

Thanks for the kind words guys...Are you ever gonna return to Cinema Wasteland?
Scot N. Kaeff





Jun 29 2008 6:22 AM

Lemme tell ya somethin' - whoooooooooooooo....

Ric Flair
Scot N. Kaeff





May 30 2008 2:14 PM

The world would be such a darker place if there were no Lemmy.
A Ghostly Encounter





May 29 2008 12:36 AM

Thanks for the add! You all are interesting n' stuff!

Thanks for the add
elisabeth





May 24 2008 8:15 PM

Hey!
I'm home!
logger-ithmic





May 20 2008 4:09 PM

Hey! Thanks for the kind comment. Funny, I was just watchin' some of my MCT videos the other day and was wonderin' bout you two....
Things are good here, the sun was actually shining yesterday!
B-Movie Babe





May 15 2008 8:54 PM

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elisabeth





May 15 2008 5:29 PM

awwww
You made my day.
Thanks!
Scot N. Kaeff





May 13 2008 2:48 PM

On the table? That would be a wonderful, zesty gelatin mold, amigo. The kind that gets made for Thanksgiving dinner, doesn't get eaten and ends up melting by the time pie's served.

Mmmm...pie.
Von Zip





Apr 26 2008 7:36 PM


Hey Meet Cleaver Theatre, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!

Put down that pipe!

The Pimp's Horror House Cleveland SFRTV





Apr 24 2008 3:49 AM

Check out our new show format, have a great week.
If you ever want to collaborate or promote something, give us a yell. Here is a show clip:
Scot N. Kaeff





Apr 23 2008 3:54 PM

"The fact is that every war suffers a kind of progressive degradation with every month that it continues, because such things as individual liberty and a truthful press are simply not compatible with military efficiency."
--- George Orwell

"False media - we don't need it, do we?"
--- Public Enemy

Slash & burn, slash & burn....

Dude - hope your mindset's better than mine right now...word.

SK
Slasher Index DVDs





Apr 22 2008 6:36 PM

Wishing you a brutal week to come!
-SI


Richard Mark Tanguay





Apr 21 2008 2:34 PM

"The new regime's here and I might be getting the chop. Anyone need a spooky librarian?"

Sure I can, Butch! You and your wife just take an Amtrak out here to Thrillsville, Minnesota and join our clan here at NWCT- maybe even KSTC TV as well! I know we could possibly use you two out here at Ameriprise Financial in Minneapolis at the Doc Ops Department. We could always use another person who's "up on his books" if you know what I mean.

Don't worry! I'm sure you and your wife will find another place for your Post-Nuclear family on the ethers which we call the television airwaves. You could also jam with Lisa Foiles, Lauren Frost, Svengoolie, Shakey The Shaman, and many others at the Shreek party in Chicago Heights in August;-) Hope to see you both there.
Midnight Podcast





Apr 16 2008 3:01 AM

What's up Butch??????? You should come on the show again.......

Later,

Root Rot
elisabeth





Apr 9 2008 6:21 AM

I just found out this years goth prom will be steampunk. It's a couple days before I get home. Damn it!!!
Minneapolis/St Paul has the best nerd/goth parties.
I'm so bored now.
How are you?

Elisabeth
Scot N. Kaeff





Apr 7 2008 7:20 PM

Lemmy Kilmister For President...he's ugly, he's mean, but damn it at least he's honest enough to wear his WWII memorabilia proudly and play a Ric through a Marshall!
B-Movie Babe





Apr 3 2008 8:22 PM

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Apr 3 2008 1:38 PM


Looking forward to the weekend? I'm sure you are... Just coming over to Haunt and send some Screams.

Keep kicking Crypt,
~ FENDRED of the DEAD
Nurse Bela Donna





Mar 31 2008 12:31 PM


Dark Comments & Graphics
laura


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Mar 29 2008 7:23 PM

hey, hope the last 2 weeks have been kind to ya..i'm sure its bein quiet w/o our loud mouths.
see ya monday
Beverly - The Gothic Gourmet





Mar 28 2008 1:33 PM

Here we are/ perched high above the weekend/ waiting for our turn/ to soar into the clouds.

High above the clouds/ we fly into the darkness/ until we reach the MOON/ and find our sleeping shroud.

B.
B-Movie Babe





Mar 27 2008 6:41 PM

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Tonia





Mar 22 2008 6:17 PM

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