I love looking at Proboscis monkeys! As well as drawing massive monsters with teeth using my favorite red pen. I am a fan of a group called Madness, Quentin Tarantino, video phone technology, t-shirts, but also nice long sleeve shirts with small buttons. I like clean order, a mess is not allowed in my place of living! I really like compliments and praise, a lot. And I need daily reassurance that I am talented, good, and good looking. And of course, more than anything I love the God of all Lords, the creator of creation, the light inside light, the stuff that holds glue together, the power higher than the highest power, the beyond ultimate force force, the mighty, the colossal, the majestic: Keeple The Magnificent!!!!!
Music
Number 1 group for me is: MADNESS!!!
but I love all sorts and forms of music.
Movies
Anything with The Predator in it, Pulp Fiction, The Passion of The Christ, 12 Monkeys, Godzilla, Lord Of the Rings, Gremlins, Meet the Applegates, Jurassic Park 1 and 3, Howard the Duck, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, The Alien Trilogy, Anaconda 1 and 2, Independence Day, Mars Attacks, The Fifth Element, Little Shop of Horrors, Jaws, 28 Days Later, Night of the Living Dead, Carrie, The Sword In the Stone and many others
Television
BBC,
History Channel,
The Discovery Channel,
Animal Planet,
The Medical Channel,
HBO,
Showtime
Books
Dragonart: How to Draw Fantastic Dragons and Fantasy Creatures.
Drawing & Painting Fantasy Beasts: Bring to Life the Creatures and Monsters of Other Realms.
How to Draw Monsters, Weirdoes & Aliens.
How to Draw Sea Monsters.
Blood World.
Gulliver's Adventures in Lilliput.
Heroes
Keeple The Magnificent,
Mickey from Snatch,
The Predator,
Bruce Lee,
Lobo,
Suggs from Madness,
The Incredible Hulk,
Wolverine,
The Piranah,
The Shark,
The Whale,
The Cobra,
The Barracuda,
The Crocodile,
The Grizzley Bear,
Godzilla,
Jack Nicholson,
Sauron,
Gandalf,
The Terminator
Fake British's Details
Status:
Single
Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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Hello everybody, my name is Fake British, and despite what my names sounds like right, I want to assure you that my british, is not fake at all, it is absolutely real!
This is my show, or video blog or whatever, where I call all sorts of people via my state of the art video phone. I also explore other things in the world . And I just want to tell you straight away that just because I am a cartoon, it does not mean I don't have feelings or emotions. As far as I see it, I am just a normal person with his own video blog and not another silly cartoon character who does funny bits of all sorts.
I do sometimes get rather depressed, because I hate the way I was created. I mean, one example, my right ear right, (right for me, left for you) is slightly larger than my other one. Is that not stupid? I think it's bloody awful!
There are many more things I can tell you about me, but I will not say anything else, because if you watch my broadcasts you will know and love me more and more each time. So tune in or piss off, what can I say?
P.S.
I'm not angry!
Who I'd like to meet: Number one on my list would be: massive monsters with teeth! Well actually, I would like to BE one, so that I can destroy anything and anyone I want. I would also, like to meet with the lads from my favorite group of all time - MADNESS! Most of all I would like to meet people with compliments and praise for me, people who want to interview me and others who also enjoy the same things I do. I want to meet freaks and mad people to call on my brilliant video phone. Drop me a line or two and if I like you, I will call you. But all the decisions are made by Keeple, not me.
I see its your B-Day on the 27th!!!! Fake British,although it's been a while-we do love ya and are patiently awaiting your large success on the TV! I watch your shows every once and a while.And you all are always funny...Thanks to you and have a Great Birthday----
why must you disable video comments? don't you know i have a fantastic video that reminded me of you and your ye ye girls? well, i guess you'll just have to go watch it on my profile. voile!
hey fake, will you have a new ep. up on myspace anytime soon? or should i just stop being a lazy sod and go to your webste? :) and it is ok that i call you fake? my name is eric and i hope we can be on a first name basis
