Comedian Search  |  Top Comedians  |  Comedian Gigs  |  Comedian Forums  |  Comedian Signup  
Mike Newman
Veterans/Legends / Family Friendly / Other


Male
40 years old

United Kingdom



Last Login: 7/6/2008
Mood: morose Mood Image
View My: Pics | Videos

   Contacting Mike Newman

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/meetthenewmans  

   Mike Newman's Comedian Bio

    Mike Newman's Interests
MoviesI don’t really get to watch films at home Sara talks all the way through the good ones and normally we have to watch film with Hugh Grant or Fat chicks proving their as good as anyone else which is painful to watch, the advantage is after watching them Sara is very emotional and I can normally get some sex out of it. Result.

We have a collection of inspirational films in the station that really show how police work actually is. My favourites are:
Die Hard 1 - 4
All of the Lethal Weapon films
Bad Boys 1
BooksJust started reading The Lord of the rings after using it to prop up the living room cabinet for six years. I at the bit in the Shire so far not many pictures or cool effects but I'll give it to page 30 to pick up.

     Mike Newman's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 1" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:High school
Occupation:Police Officer

   Mike Newman's Networking
Television - Talent - Acting



Mike Newman's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy  (view more)

Christmas...My little Moan  (view more)

Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games  (view more)

My Non HomoErotic Eddie Murphy dream  (view more)

My indifference for animals and their hatred for me.  (view more)

[View All Blog Entries]

   Mike Newman's Blurbs
About me:
I woke up this morning thinking it'd be a great day. Then I remember I have kids

At this moment in time my son is writing my "About me" While I sit on the couch watching Revenge of the Killer Tomatoes (Dad likes watching old rubbish films).

What to say about myself? I am a gym member (and 3 years on dad still haven't got past the reception.) I enjoy reading, cooking and going for long walks in the country.(What dad means is: Reading MY superman comics, cooking chip butties and letting the dog off the lead while he sits in the car).

That’s all really, add me or whatever you do and if I figure out how to login I'll reply. More than likely I'll get the boy to it for me.... unless of course you’re a blonde nineteen year old female gymnast in that case my personal email is (......deleted....).

- M.Newman dictated not read.
Who I'd like to meet:
Jessica Alba, in a Chewbaca costume Or Denzel Washington. He's a cool guy always very articulate. I'd like Denzel Washington to be my son in law, he may be a little old for Hannah though....which is just my luck!

   Mike Newman's Friend Space (Top 12)
Mike Newman has 48 friends.
 Jude 


 *xX~Charley~Xx* 


 The Stig 


 Bill Bailey 


 Al Murray - The Pub Landlord 


 Chewbacca 


 Crash Test Dummies 


 Joss Stone 


 Kate Garraway 


 Beer 


 Tom 


 Satanic Mechanic [ send away the tigers ] 





Mike Newman's Friends Comments
Displaying 13 of 13 comments  ( View All | Add Comment )
Jude





Mar 23 2008 2:39 AM

Hi there,

I love Nightmare on Elm Street:D

A little bit of Freddie goes a long way!
Jude





Jan 23 2008 8:09 AM

Thanks:-)

Back from Liverpool now, always love it there.

LOL! Noticed from your status you're sick.

Are you sure you're not just sick of the kids again?
The Glamorous Snowdrop





Dec 14 2007 3:56 PM

Oh my god! I've lost the ability to spell!
The Glamorous Snowdrop





Nov 16 2007 2:45 PM

Cheers me dears! I say you are looker dapper today, what what!
Jude





Sep 29 2007 10:03 AM

Hi Mike!

Thought you'd be down the pub lol!
Tickling Monty





Sep 24 2007 7:53 AM

Cheers! Welcome to Tickling Monty!
Butter_Side_Down





Sep 24 2007 7:39 AM

Hey, cheers for the add, hope you like my stuff.
The After School Club





Sep 24 2007 6:19 AM

Hello Mr.!

I went to the gym once. It wasn't like in the brochure - there were loads of men in suits in a REALLY busy room, shouting things like "BUY AMERICAN" and "THE NIKKEI IS OUT OF CONTROL!" - it wasn't what I expected, but I was properly exhausted at the end of it.

But you don't care about any of that - thanks for adding The After School Club! :) It's on the first and third Monday of (almost) every month. Hope to see you there!

x
Jude





Sep 23 2007 2:40 PM

I'm still drinking barefoot by the canal Mike. That'll never change!

Hey, good luck with those blogs.

Big Phil eh? I can't wait...
alt-animation





Sep 23 2007 1:44 PM

Hey Mike Newman. Thanks for checking us out.
Jude





Sep 23 2007 1:24 PM

It's all good Mike!

I'm sort of on the edge as usual. How's tricks?
Jude





Sep 23 2007 12:59 PM

Hi Mike,

How did you get on here?

Lovin' the hair and the...

You can't blame me though... I did once fancy a Thunderbird puppet!
about:blank media





Sep 23 2007 10:58 AM

Good Stuff.

This is what we do, Comedy Podcasts

http://www.aboutblankmedia.com/podcast/pirates.xml
- A Radio Sitcom about Pirates

http://www.aboutblankmedia.com/podcast/abm.xml
- Our other shows including the Rock Show and Sandbox
Add Comment

About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy Policy | Safety Tips | Contact MySpace | Advertise | MySpace International | MySpace Latino


©2003-2008 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.