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  • Megan Albertus

  • 28 / Female
  • Washington, US
  • Last Login: 10/22/2009

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  • General

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  • Music

    Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket My playlist isn't long, but it's comprised of random songs that all make me happy for different reasons. I love ABBA, Jack Johnson, Buddy Holly, Simon & Garfunkel, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, The Mamas & the Papas, Edith Piaf, Keane, O.A.R., Elvis, The Killers, the "Chicago" soundtrack (when I'm feeling sassy), Jason Mraz (when I'm feeling like a spaz) or the soundtrack from "Secretary" (when I'm feeling naughty). I also love the following songs: "Crimson and Clover" by Tommy James and the Shondells, "Love is All Around" by The Troggs, "Oh What a Night" by The Four Seasons, "Light My Fire" by the Doors and "Rock & Roll" by Eric Hutchinson.

  • Movies

    Holy crap, I guess my scenes didn't end up on the cutting room floor after all! Please enjoy the trailer for "A Thousand Years of Good Prayers." Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Photobucket Don't get me started on this topic! Movies are my passion, so the list of ones I enjoy is a long and eclectic one. The following are a few of my favorites: "Dumb and Dumber," "The Talented Mr. Ripley," "Seven," "Garden State," "Secretary," "Igby Goes Down," "L.A. Confidential," "The Silence of the Lambs," "Saving Private Ryan," "Chicago," "What's Eating Gilbert Grape," "28 Days Later," "Dawn of the Dead," "Bad Santa," "Apollo 13," "Narc," "Quills," "Clay Pigeons," "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind," the series of "Horatio Hornblower" films, "Old School," "Fargo," "The 40 Year Old Virgin," "Reservoir Dogs," "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas," "The Bourne Identity," "Fight Club," "To Die For," "The Usual Suspects," "Good Will Hunting," "Bad Santa," "The Young Poisoner's Handbook," "Super Troopers" and more!

  • Television

    dexter Pictures, Images and Photos breaking bad Pictures, Images and Photos House Photobucket Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket I may be a little biased (being that I was one of the gals on the show), but "Momma's Boy's" is freakin' awesome! Trust me, it's people-watching at its finest and highly entertaining. Plus, there's lots o' boobies (not mine though). Sadly, "Momma's Boys" can't air every night, so you might be wondering what to watch on Tuesday. "Breaking Bad" is phenomenal (Sundays on AMC)- I cannot rave about it enough! The writing is brilliant and the performances inspire me. I'm also obsessed with a rad little edu-tainment program by the name of "Dirty Jobs" (Tuesdays on Discovery). If you haven't already tuned in, the show features hot host Mike Rowe profiling dirty professions with a sexy blend of articulate humor and machismo that I can't get enough of. Thankfully, the scheduling of this program no longer conflicts with my other favorite, "House." What else do I while away the hours watching? I loved "Arrested Development" and still mourn that it's no longer on. Now though, I can't miss "The Office" (Steve Carell's a comic genius), "Dexter" (Michael C. Hall is flawless, plus there's dismemberment), "Judge Judy" (she's a brazen ball-buster and I love her for it), "Dr. G Medical Examiner" (I love me some graphic autopsy footage), "The Soup" (I want to do dirty things to host Joel McHale), "A 1000 Ways to Die," "CSI: Las Vegas" (I boycott "CSI: Miami" because I firmly believe that David Caruso is too ugly to be on television). I also enjoy vintage episodes of "The Simpsons," "Scrubs" and "Tales from the Crypt." Finally, I can't resist "Cops," especially the episodes filmed in my ghetto hometown. Damn, I watch too much TV!

  • Books

    Does "Star" magazine count? Just kidding! While I do love the guilty little pleasure that is "Star," I actually relish reading real books that bear no mention of Paris Hilton and her ilk. I'm a fan of the Ripley series penned by Patricia Highsmith, as well as vintage crime novels by James Ellroy and Frank Abagnale's memoir, "Catch Me If You Can." I sometimes enjoy the warped sensibilities of Chuck Palahniuk and Brett Easton Ellis, although I was disappointed in the film adaptation of "American Psycho" (David Fincher should have directed that movie). I've also been known to actually enjoy "The Canterbury Tales," "The Iliad," and "The Odyssey" (and other books students are frequently forced to read in school). In summation, I also have an affinity for muckraking books of all sorts. I loved "The Jungle" by Upton Sinclair, as well as "The Hot Zone," "The Pentagon Papers" and "Fast Food Nation."

  • Heroes

    Photobucket Without a moment of hesitation I would say my mom! My mother is infinitely patient, supportive and wise. She's been both a mother and father to me, as well as a friend and confidant. She's sacrificed so much of herself on my behalf that I only hope I can one day become someone she deems worthy of all those sacrifices. My mom means more to me than anyone and I will forever measure my success in terms of how proud she is of me.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Spokane
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 5" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Education: College graduate

Schools

  • Washington State University

    • Pullman, WA
    • Graduated: 2004
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Political Science & Criminal Justice
    • Clubs: "The Daily Evergreen" Newspaper, Whitman County Humane Society
    2000 to 2004

  • Ferris High School

    • Spokane, WA
    • Graduated: 2000
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1997 to 2000

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About me:

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting I am something of a walking contradiction. I'm alternately fierce and fragile. I have a Criminal Justice Degree, but believe in the decriminalization of several taboo activities. I'm a germ-a-phobe, yet spend my free time at an animal shelter. I'm a horrible driver, but exercise, eat right and take my vitamins. I'm so frugal I can squeeze blood from a nickel, but love to spoil those I cherish. Suffice it to say, that sometimes I make very little sense- even to myself. I love all creatures great and small, especially my 6 cats- Simone, Cherie, Honeybee, my one-eyed little man Baxter, Juno and the newest addition to my feline family, baby Penelope. I also enjoy playing with animals that aren't mine at the animal shelter. In addition, I like writing, a rousing game of Scrabble, savoring a cup of coffee with friends, traveling, reading, people-watching, cleaning, viewing copious amount of television and going to the movies (which is always more fun with my best friend Amanda)! A sense of humor is a necessity (the dirtier the better), as I love to laugh and make others laugh too. I have no room in my life for pomposity and pretension, which is why I tend to gravitate towards folks who are down-to-earth and don't take themselves too seriously. I enjoy meeting kind, intelligent, ambitious people who challenge and motivate me to be the best possible version of myself. I'm sarcastic, neurotic, hardworking and honest. My ultimate goal is live in such a way that I can look back and say at least I tried my hardest to erase some of the bad in the world. If I end up with engaging story of a multifaceted life along the way, that's even better!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Megan Albertus
Birthday:Friday the 13th of November, 1981
Birthplace:Spokane
Current Location:Slums of Beverly Hills
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:Blonde
Height:5' 5"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Lefty- we're a rare breed.
Your Heritage:German mixed with some very pale people.
The Shoes You Wore Today:Nike Shox
Your Weakness:I'm perpetually late for everything.
Your Fears:Losing my mom.
Your Perfect Pizza:Pizza Hut Veggie Lover's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:To move into an apartment with a kitchen.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:I don't instant message
Thoughts First Waking Up:What's on my "To Do" list!
Your Best Physical Feature:You'd have to ask someone impartial, I only see my flaws.
Your Bedtime:Very late. I'm a nocturnal being.
Your Most Missed Memory:Time spent with my father.
Pepsi or Coke:Diet Coke, but I rarely drink soda.
MacDonalds or Burger King:I used to work at McDonalds (watch "Super Size Me," it's all true) and I don't eat meat, so neither!
Single or Group Dates:At this point I'll take either.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Not a fan of tea
Chocolate or Vanilla:Both
Cappuccino or Coffee:Cappuccino, Frappucino, Americano- I don't care, I love it all!
Do you Smoke:Yes, but not cigarettes.
Do you Swear:Unceasingly and excessively. I can make a sailor blush.
Do you Sing:Not well, but I save my caterwauling for the car.
Do you Shower Daily:Nope. I simply anoint myself with scented oils to mask the stench.
Have you Been in Love:Yes, but it wasn't reciprocated.
Do you want to go to College:Been there, done that- but eventually may return to finish my third degree.
Do you want to get Married:At this point, I do not have a burning desire to do so (but my mom hopes I'll change my mind).
Do you belive in yourself:Not as much as I should.
Do you get Motion Sickness:Not that I know of, but then I've never actually been on a seafaring vessel.
Do you think you are Attractive:There is always someone prettier.
Are you a Health Freak:Yes, but life is too short not to indulge on occasion!
Do you get along with your Parents:My mother is my hero, confidant and best friend.
Do you like Thunderstorms:Very much so, especially when the power goes out.
Do you play an Instrument:No, but I'd like to learn to play the skin flute.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yes, but not nearly enough.
In the past month have you Smoked:Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Please refer to the previous question.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Sadly no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yep- to find my mom the perfect top!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Nope, but that sounds so good right now!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:I don't eat anything with a face, so no.
In the past month have you been on Stage:Indeed I have.
In the past month have you been Dumped:No, I'd have to date someone first!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Sadly, I think I'd be too inhibited.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:No, I could never bring myself to do it. I believe in karma too much.
Ever been Drunk:Yes, but on too few occasions. I really need to up my alcohol consumption.
Ever been called a Tease:Once by a guy who was angry I rebuffed his advances.
Ever been Beaten up:No, I'm pretty non-confrontational. I was shoved by a crazy former boss though.
Ever Shoplifted:Nope, I believe in karma too much. Hey, didn't this lame-ass survey ask this same question already?
How do you want to Die:Painlessly and at peace with the life I've led.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Content
What country would you most like to Visit:There are many: England, The Philippines, Egypt, Switzerland... the list goes on!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Blue
Favourite Hair Color:Dark
Short or Long Hair:Medium
Height:Not important
Weight:Very slender
Best Clothing Style:Whatever expresses their indiviuality.
Number of Drugs I have taken:Just one. Guess I need to expand my horizons.
Number of CDs I own:Only a dozen. Guess I really need to expand my horizons!
Number of Piercings:5
Number of Tattoos:None... so far!
Number of things in my Past I Regret:How can someone possibly keep a tally of such things? I try (usually unsuccessfully) to live without it.

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Who I'd like to meet:

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Judge Judy Pictures, Images and Photos Hmmm, who would I like to meet? Well, who wouldn't want to have an encounter with their favorite celebrity? I know I certainly would want to meet several famous people, if only to see if they are pretentious douchebags in real life. My list would include Hugh Laurie (Dr. House can examine me anytime), (his equally hot co-star) Robert Sean Leonard, Mike Rowe (love his dirty humor), Judge Judy (she's a brazen ball-buster & I adore her for it), Natalie Portman (simply exsquisite), Tina Fey & Amy Poehler (their wit inspires me), Cate Blanchett (so classy), Judge Marilyn Milian, Dr. Phil (so I could give him a swift kick in the groin), George W. Bush (for the same reason), Paris Hilton (so I could admonish her for setting the female empowerment movement back a good twenty years) and (finally) someone capable of real, reciprocal love, who'll embrace (or at least overlook) all of my idiosyncrasies!

Friend Space (Top 8)

Megan has 890 friends.
  1. Amanda
  2. Noah
  3. Sammy
  4. Brandon Swanson
  5. TravisTravis Schuh
  6. CarsonCarson Waffles
  7. matt
  8. Adam

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