Puffing up my chest, fighting, paying out on Binnie, mating, eating scraps, plotting, scheming and high altitude target shitting.
Not necessarily in that order.
Don't front. We WMD'ed up!!
Music
Miami booty bass. Straight up.
Movies
Milf Hunter, Goodfeathers and Valiant, though Ewan McGregor does not make a convincing pigeon.
I was also an extra in Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" I pecked an eye in one of the first attack scenes, look out for me next time cos I bring the pain bitches!
You can watch good feathers right here:
I am the god pigeon!
Television
Catch the Pigeon.
Also beware of government funded covert anti pigeon propaganda that subversively works against us. Example below:
Pigeon Hospital
I only read book covers cos my feet cant turn the pages over dickhead. I do however enjoy the odd read of people magazine. Those home girls are mankier then Binnie...love it!
About me: Hey Yo,
My name is Bosco and if you haven't guessed that I'm a pigeon already, then get the fuck off my page before I start doing the "it's on!" circle dance. I just have no time for dumb cunts these days. I mean they can be funny at times and all, like when Harry got run over by a bus over a bloody chip. Wad!!
But I simply have more important matters to contend with and focus on. I have a crew that I captain called MPM (Melbourne Pigeon Massive) and we run this town. Make no mistake about it, we gots control over the skies, the alleys, the stoops, the stairwells and your sisters window sill. We control the whole shebang..Get it!
Even though the crew is now in the hundreds, the real tight inner circle of MPM, the rollers and street brawlers that I can be seen with on the daily; Are my boys Chester, Randal, Peg Leg, Binnie, Khoo & Ping. Big up's fellas!!!
We got each others backs till the crummy end. Coo. Though I must admit that Binnie tests my nerves at times, he can be a complete dildo and make the whole crew look bad. Lucky for him, he's good entertainment value cos if we're not paying him out about his derro bin juice covered feathers or pathetic mating attempts (he's never found the hole!!); we're laying the smackdown on him.
We're mainly M town CBD based but still go all city and occasionally beyond. (Nothing beats a quick Sunday morning fly over the bay followed by a few shit dropping passes on Frankston...Gold!) Just remember, the one constant in life wherever you are, is pigeon. Ubiquitous and omnipotent yerhearme?!?
So all in all we're a fun bunch, just don't get on our bad side. Any pigeons or pigeon sympathisers out there on myspace, holla!
Peace.
Hi!! Bosco The Melbourne Standover Pigeon ... My crew got New Facebook and Myspace Exclusive Music!! "Fancy Things" and "Dreaming Of are availiable for free Download!" Click On Image Link Below to visit the page and hear New music from the brand new London based Record Label 'Acuphen Entertainment' - You should check it out!! Happy Days!! Peace to you and yours. Respect. RW.
Ahoy hoy It's been a while since the Trace Elements mixtape 'Elevator Muzak' came out, just finished a mixtape with DJ Xplane, its called 'IOU's' and is available for download, free as always. Hope all is good. Cheers, Syntax Check it out dude and let me know what you think.
Early diagnosis of PIDs is critical to good health outcomes. It still takes an average of 9 years for most patients to get diagnosed. Please help me raise awareness by joining my cause. The invite function isn't working properly so you can join by going to my myspace page or by visiting the address below. Thanks! Joanna
Hi Bosco The Melbourne Standover Pigeon Hope you're good Just spreading the news ' 'Scratch Lesson 1' is out TODAY EXCLUSIVE on beatport . Breaks & House mix's With support from Janette Slack (so hot right now interview ), Radio 1 , Kiss, Galaxy, Ministry + many more... Subscribe to Bermuda Triangle Records at beatport for alerts on new release's. Keep the beats blazing respect Angel x
so i refurbished the myspace layout and just thought i should let you know plus, i haven't sent comments in ages* did you miss me? aw
so apart from our fully sick band profile news, news hmmm i'm redoing the store with a new engine (it's never good enough) so it won't be running for a while oh yeahhhhhh, i have glandular fever**
if you want to purchase our super album still, just comment back stating your intentions. i can hook you up real incognito like.
ALSO: join the forum, people like our little posse, seriously. it'll be bitchin'. www. menwithoutpantsmusic. com/forum maybe we'll have prizes and stuff? i'll see you there?
-carl -men without pants
*AGES AND AGES **foolproof way to lose heaps of weight: GET GLANDULAR FEVER
TOO true Bosco ,& the filthy cunts sleep in thier own shit during hibernation! hahaha! now if only we can use the same style on parking inspectors & transit cops the world will be a better place. cheerz . AL
