PLEASE READ!

Hi and thank you for viewing THE official myspace page of Melissa Reign.

Please be advised that, although I check this page frequently and read through all messages and comments, I do not always respond. I am a very busy person and I try my best to get back to you, but if I don't, here are reasons that you might not hear from me. No, I'm not trying to be all high and mighty about this, I'm just bein' real, damnit! :)

*I do NOT holla atcha boy, holla back, or know the answer to WHATITDOOOO, NAAAMEEEAN??

*I do NOT respond to messages that just say hi. If you're trying to get a response from me, at least act intelligent and make some form of introduction. Do not believe in the model stereotype and think that I'm full of hot air and don't know anything other than myself.

*I do NOT respond to PEOPLE WHO TALK LIKE THIS IN ALL CAPS AND DONT ABBREVIATE PUNCTUATE ADD APOSTROPHES AND BE TALKIN LIKE THEY BE HELLA GHETTO WHEN THEY BE ALL WHITE ASSED AND OR ASIAN.

*I get peeved by people WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS.

*I do NOT want pictures of you and your favorite celebrity on my myspace. It's MY MYspace. Not YOUandBRADPITTSpace.

*I do NOT have pornographic images of myself. If I did, I should have money coming out of my ass by now with how much porn stars are making these days.

*If your message contains WANNA HAVE SEX, WANNA SUCK MY DICK, CAN I PUT IT IN YOUR ASS, don't ever expect a reply from me. Ever.

*I do NOT want to know if you're hung like a horse, have a huge meatstick, if i like bratwurst, or basically any information about how long or thick your penis is.

*I do NOT want to have cybersex with you. I did not even realize cybersex was still in existence.

*I do not "wana fuk"

*If your profile says you're 16 and you message me that you're 18 and wanna hook up, NO THANK YOU.

*I do NOT post chain letters on my comments. If I honestly believed in that, I would be dead already. 20 times over.

*I do NOT want to get hit by the sexy truck.

*I do NOT want to know who is viewing my page and am currently not interested in downloading the Profile Viewer 2.0.

*If you are an upcoming artist or DJ, I salute you, but please, don't spam my page with your album covers and mixes and whatnot. Bulletins are made for spamming, not my page.

*If your profile says you're in a relationship and you ask me for private pictures, my phone number, or if I want to hook up, I will tell on you, you cheating sonofabitch.

*I do NOT post myspace glitter graphics. It makes my page look messy. I made an exception with my birthday and all the birthday cakes (THANK YALL :) ) but PLEASE. That's it. If you can copy an html code then you can type pretty much anything.

*I am NOT ghetto. If you try to spam my page with comments containing politically incorrect and/or socially defamatory statements, I will NOT post the comment. If you continue, I WILL BLOCK YOU.

*I do NOT give out my email address or AIM Screen Name to just anyone. If you need to contact me for serious booking inquiries, please contact BABEBLVD.COM, or click Steve Bitanga from my Top Friends list below. This prevents some wannabe friends of promoters from bothering me for no reason, or saying they want to book me for events but are just trying to get at my snatch. It's been tried, and they've been shot down publicly. Do NOT TRY ME.

*It's sweet when you comment "thanks for the add," however, it's annoying when you do it twice, and more annoying when you do it again, adding "comment back!"


Can't go by these rules? Fuck ya'll then ;)