dave
"You wanna buy a duck?"

Male
39 years old
Richmond Annex, California
United States



Last Login:8/20/2008
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    dave's Interests
GeneralDogs,accordians,drums,clarinets,polka,children's programming,sports,latin dancing, silly and dumb things everywhere.
MusicBrave Combo, The Who, Steely Dan, Victim's Family, Weird Al, Klezmatics, Frank Zappa,NOMEANSNO, Roger Miller, The Ramones,Big boys, Minute Men, Aquabats, Devo,Madness,EnglishBeat, Toy Dolls, the Dickies, Blowfly, The Tubes,Tiny Tim, Dead Kennedys,Prince,Queen,Lyrics Born and anything on Quannum,Police,Meters,Tower of Power, Rufus,Dead Milkmen,X, The Briefs,The Clash, lots of jazz, polka, country, and pretty much all types of music. There is no such thing thing as bad music just bad artists and dumbshits. Favorite local bands: Arnocorps, Double D's, Un'Cus, Fracas, Captured By Robots, I Want To Kill You Fucker, Polkacide,Those Darn Accordians, the Tubes, Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks.
MoviesFast Times At Ridgemont High, Buckaroo Bonzai, Happy Gilmore, South Park Movie, Team America, the kids are alright,Harold and Maude, Spinal Tap, Lilo and Stich, Monster Inc., Jimmy Neutron, West Side Story, and plenty more.
TelevisionAny Adult Swim, South Park, Simpsons, Sports, of course Sesame St.
BooksDouglas Adams, P.G. Wodehouse, Kinky Friedman, Terry Pratchet, etc.
HeroesKeith Moon, Karen Carpenter, Rashaan Roland Kirk, Ted Geisel, Fredrick Douglas, Jim Hensen, Fran Tarkenton, my mom(aahh), and maybe you, probably not.
Groups: UnC'headsBooks Are Good FoodCREEPY!"LIBERTATIA"kNHpikJtiwMdFf

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     dave's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Albany,CA
Body type:6' 0" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:Looking for work and taking care of little guy



dave is making up his own lyrics to winnie the poops.

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About me:
Someone give me a job, I need work. I can do everything!!!! Including driving a jet plane and flying an 18 wheeler. I AM SPECIAL.
Who I'd like to meet:
cartoons

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dave has 771 friends.
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 the HO 


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 Gavin 


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 Nettie Kaboom!! 


 Aneeda 


 Thee Double D's 


 CA2 


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dave's Friends Comments
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Sharise





Jul 23 2008 2:59 AM

THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND! CAN YOU SPARE SOME MONEEE FOR A DRINK? MY EX-BOYFRIEND RONNIE TOOK ALL MY CASH AND MY CAR...MY PURSE WAS ON THE FLOORBOARD...I LEFT IT THERE ON ACCIDENT. GOOD THING I REMEMBERED MY BABY. LOVE YOU SUGAR.
Chad Riley





Jul 13 2008 9:32 AM

Ron





Jun 15 2008 10:17 PM

Happy fathers day!!! Hope your day is a good one.
javier





Jun 14 2008 11:13 PM

hi dave, happy father's day bro!!! see ya on monday!!! take care and say hi to sarah and max.
signing off...

Uncle Mas Putos
stogref





Jun 6 2008 6:34 AM

Hey Dave, cheers from France! Big respect & love to ya... what do you say about french presidency for a job? Think you'd do great, instead of this Bush-alike asshole.
dh





May 24 2008 3:01 PM

http://www. youtube. com/user/Donutpole
Keri





May 14 2008 12:22 AM

Good luck thursday...sorry for the dental horror stories. Make sure they give you the bubblegum nitrous.
carrie





May 12 2008 5:42 AM

What's up with sarah! she booted me out of her friend network!
ILL Gotten GainZ





Apr 30 2008 6:48 PM

Split Self





Apr 7 2008 8:09 PM

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HOPE TO SEE U THERE.
Sharise





Mar 15 2008 6:47 PM



YES! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
Sharise





Mar 15 2008 6:39 PM



This one's for you baby!
dh





Mar 3 2008 7:54 PM

alysha





Feb 25 2008 4:34 AM

happy birthday dude.
Maldroid





Feb 24 2008 8:14 PM

Happy Birthday! Always remember to celebrate in style!

-KosmoBot and maldroid.

Maldroid
Neil Diamond Phillips





Feb 24 2008 8:11 PM

Happy Birthday from Neil Diamond Phillips!
Sharise





Feb 24 2008 7:29 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID MELLO!

Love,
Sarah Mello
Rick Remixx®





Feb 24 2008 5:49 PM

happy birthday man ..
may it be nothing but love and positive vibes
Scott Kellogg





Feb 24 2008 5:03 PM

Happy Birthday Dave!
Los Wochos





Feb 23 2008 7:07 PM

Happy birthday Dave !!!! Greetings from Bremen- Germany
SICK-N-TIRED





Feb 22 2008 4:34 PM

Happy B-day mi amigo!
Po





Feb 22 2008 4:22 PM

Happy Birthday Dave. I'm in Missouri ice writing the same songs I left footprints on yesterday and coming back from a dense hangover.
Naes





Feb 22 2008 12:43 PM

happy birthday Dave! im in germany drinking lots of beer and writing songs...wait till you hear these great german tunes heheh. BOBfest will be April 6th through 11th next year in Bremen, i hope you can come and Clint and Hal too and maybe Sarah and the little one can come see germany also!
Tortured In Toyland





Feb 22 2008 6:13 AM

Happy Birthday!!, thanks a lot for being our friend we really appreciate it. I just wanted to let you know that we won't be sharing any new track until our current tracks have circulated a bit and we set the bar to 1,000 CD sales.

Our CD has 17 tracks, over an hour of music, has a professional screen printed color label with the track names right on the CD, a 30 day money back guarantee and only costs $5.00. We also allow you to make copies of it and sell them!!
You can listen to track samples and buy the CD here: http://www. cafepress. com/torturetoy. 194986826

Could you spare five bucks of love?

PS: We are also looking for a new guitarist and drummer since our last ones all recently died a horrible and mysterious painful death. If you have any friends who would be into auditioning send them our way. We will give you $20.00 if it works out. And could you keep this comment up so maybe someone will see it?
Thanks again for being our friend, you rock.
Split Self





Feb 21 2008 9:52 PM

Happy B-day from Split Self.
PAWNS





Feb 21 2008 1:59 AM

What a cutie!!! We miss you!
Tortured In Toyland





Feb 21 2008 12:14 AM

Hi, thanks a lot for being our friend we really appreciate it. I just wanted to let you know that we won't be sharing any new track until our current tracks have circulated a bit and we set the bar to 1,000 CD sales. Our CD has 17 tracks, over an hour of music, has a professional screen printed color label with the track names right on the CD, a 30 day money back guarantee and only costs $5.00. We also allow you to make copies of it and sell them!!

You can listen to track samples and buy the CD here: http://www. cafepress. com/torturetoy. 194986826

Could you spare five bucks of love?

PS: We are also looking for a new guitarist and drummer since our last ones all recently died a horrible and mysterious painful death. If you have any friends who would be into auditioning send them our way. We will give you $20.00 if it works out. And could you keep this comment up so maybe someone will see it?

Thanks again for being our friend, you rock.
Sharise





Feb 14 2008 4:40 AM

007
Sharise





Feb 6 2008 4:19 AM

Little Buddy
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Like father, like son....
Sharise





Feb 4 2008 12:43 AM

I know what the joke is.
My Dolls





Feb 2 2008 4:15 PM

Sharise





Jan 26 2008 5:34 AM

I see you over there....sleeping, pretending to watch "Fletch", trying not to smell Bert's farts that stink like pulled pork sandwiches.

Yeah, I see you.
Sharise





Jan 25 2008 3:10 AM

YOU DON'T LIVE IN NO RICHMOND ANNEX!! YOU DON'T LIVE IN NO RICHMOND ANNEX!!

Wait....yes you do.
bona





Jan 25 2008 2:19 AM

I heard you had some big balls (shhhhhhhh....Sarah told me)

OINTMENT





Jan 20 2008 7:07 PM

PhotobucketRUB IT ON,ALL THE WRONG,HARD TO REACH PLACES.
dh





Jan 19 2008 6:41 AM

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Sharise





Jan 10 2008 3:06 AM

OMG! THANK YOU! OMG!

You're quite the looker yourself...I love your hair today. We make cute babies...who can dance exquisitely and drool colored drool on everything that's fabric.
dh