I like a lot of music... but if I was stranded somewhere lame and had to pick 5 artists that I wouldn't get sick of listening to, it'd be: Lil' Wayne, RUSH, Frank Sinatra, John Williams, & Bob Dylan
Movies
Favorite movies? I'm a bit of a throw-back to the old days of Hollywood. The days of Vaudeville really perk me up. I think it is because there were no hacks or good editors. You had to be good or you'd get pies thrown at you. The movies/shows that profoundly affected my career as a performer were: "On The Waterfront," "The Seven Year Itch," W.C. Fields shorts like "The Golfer," "The Dentist," all Shirley Temple movies/shorts, Laurel & Hardy and my personal favorite, The Three Stooges.
This summer has been one for the record books. I've been so pumped up about the new Marvel produced movies that it has made me spin donuts for the last few months. Oh and uh... "Iron Man" kicked The Dark Knight's asshole(s). Yeah I said it. So what's up nah?
Television
South Park, Ghost Hunters, Paranormal State, Ultimate Warrior, UFC, Dirty Jobs, Man vs. Food, Colbert Report, Daily Show.... But I could do without all of them except South Park.
Books
I like books...for mah tue wead goodz wiss dems. I do like to read, I really do. I would list my favorite authors but I'll misspell their names. I will never understand grammatical rules or spelling, but that doesn't mean I am a hack writer or that I'm dumb. I have some snooty friends who love to show the might and domination of their majestic brains by correcting me when I write the incorrect tense. To all the folks who think people that can't spell or read quickly are dumb...I'd like for you to arrange music for 10 different instruments in the next hour and we'll talk shop. SLAM!
Heroes
I've made a firm resolve to become an actual Super Hero. Working on the spec's for the cape with the local tailor on my block. Going Velcro though, no neck string ties for me, no way... I'm not going to get choked while I'm flying around the Dallas/Fort Worth metroplex, hell no. I've started practicing my technique, phrases of fear, uppercuts, kartwheels, and rope a' dopes. I should be pretty good soon. I practice my moves by jumping off unusually high kitchen cabinets, dresser drawers, and tree houses belonging to children I don't know. My sneek technique is fantastic, and that is putting it mildly. I love hiding out in the ballpit at Chuck E. Cheeze and jumping out at the appropriate time; usually when one kid is in there alone....I'm good at it, and they usually scream really loud... I run out, still in mask mode, and call the police as a "concerned parent" and tell them about how stealthy this ninja superhero really was. It works sometimes, other times, not so much.
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Today's Tom Sawyer Considering a plot to get people back to myspace instead of the baby blue small font site, aka. Facebook. Im missing the hard to load pages and smam comments of Posted at 4:56 AM Sep 26 from Mobile view more
About me: So I have a Facebook account and the section 'about me' is funnier than this one... but I haven't written this one yet so let's just see how it rolls. Have you guys noticed the trend nowadays where people sing/talk with that non-committal monotone "Juno-esque" sort of cadence? I hate it. I think it might be what is wrong with the world. Is everyone too cool for their own britch? Is it uncool to speak with authority and direction of purpose? When people call me and have no purpose for calling me, I get off the phone in a hurry. Same thing should apply to the trend of speaking in that affected lackluster "I'm too cool to care about really talking beyond one pitch" sort of thing...I'm going to start saying "WELP, guess I'd better go..."
Facebook is the lamest piece of shit ever. You wanna know what I call it? Baby-Blue-Small-Font-For Communist. It's the opposite of Myspace. Myspace is like the slutty older sister who strips in Vegas at night but deals Blackjack tables during the day. Facebook is the wholesome reeking of a youth group girl who tattles on her peers for saying "shit." I have the damn account because people have given me so much shit for not having one for so long that I buckled down and got lamer. I'll always hate it out loud. Always. Oh, the worst thing...the fucking worst thing is the FLAIR. How fucking queer is it that Facebook's idea of customization is sending people FLAIR! Weak. Enough about that... Okay so you want to know about me? I believe I'm supposed to be living on my home planet but accidentally got ejected to this dump. I don't know that for certain but it's a solid theory. I often see things on a level that puts me in a weird head space. I was born in that weird head space and it does have a name but I'll save that for the auto-biography portion of my page. I've made a living being everything from a tap dancer, puppeteer, musician, and lastly the most notable thing is the voice-over. Everyone freaks over that shit. I do not freak over it. It is a'ight but I'm it is my voice and that is about 1/100th of what I've got to offer-in my huge ego-filled opinion. What is wrong with thinking you are the shit? Nothing. Nothing is wrong with that. You wanna know why? I'll tell you. It's because "as we thinketh, so are we." If you think you are a lump of shit, you are nothing short of a lump of shit. If you think you are great, you will be great. It's that simple. I have very little compassion for "races for cures," wearing ribbons for various levels of rot, etc.. Let me explain. I believe if you run for cancer, cancer will run you. If you wear a ribbon to remind you of some person who is sicker than a dog, then you are keeping them sick by emitting such focus to the sickness. We go on 5k runs for cures but what is it that we are focusing on the most as far as "terminology?" The disease. Let's rename those 5k runs: 5k Rot Trots... Instead we should have American Gladiator type events where each punching bag or large unwieldy object we need to push off a ledge is labeled: FUCK YOU-(insert the disease)... it would have a much better outcome as far as visualization of conquering an unseen rotting, scientifically speaking of course. Enough about rot. Hell, I'm probably rotting right now. In fact, I'll bet you money we all are. Let's see what else, hmmm... Oh, I drive a Caddie. A pimped out Cadillac that is so fucking righteous that I get pulled over at least 3 times a month due to racial profiling. I'm thinking about getting a car-cam so I can document the hate. It's hilarious. Not once have I been ticketed, not once. Wrapping up this long winded mouth-fart, I'd like to say that if you've read this far into the About Me section...we might have a relationship now. If you want to know more about me in a professional way or possibly a stalker type way, you can click on the linked-in icon below or go to IMDB. Tom Sawyer is outty-5000. Copy that?
**ALSO: If you are curious about my professional life: www.imdb.com search under: Melodee Lenz
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Who I'd like to meet: I always imagine an outdoor party in the summer with Ultra Atomic Chicken Wings and a great deal of beer and Johnny Walker Gold when I "hang out" with the people I'd like to meet...and hang out with. Here they are in no particular order. I'll use people who are alive in the list: Barack Obama, Willie Nelson, Lil' Wayne, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Geddy Lee from RUSH, Ozzy, David Bowie, Michelle Obama, Hugh Jackman, Stan Lee, Dali Llama, Ghost Hunter's Grant Wilson & Jason Hawes, Bear Grylls, Ron "Tater Salad" White, Dave Chappelle, Bob Dylan, Andre, John Legend, Quentin Tarantino, Chip Coffey(from Paranormal State), Mike Rowe, Angelina Jolie, Kate Winslet, Tony Bennett, Robert Downey Jr., the chick that won Ninja Warrior, Missy Elliott, Carol Burnett, Gene Wilder, Sarah Silverman.....okay.... sick of this list...
Hello Melo, juss seen you let me be a friend. Happy happy ! new friends is good. So now I'm hopin' to meet you someday in the ReallyrealWorldSpace. Much love to you an' yours (an' theirs too), Flat hat
Hey Mel :) thanks for your awesome comments, I needed to hear those things.. It really means a lot coming from you. A fellow artist of many colors :) I appreciate that you took the time to encourage me..
I love you so much! :D
-Mini
i'm crying. i read it and i'm crying. do you think she might have had a stroke? you know sometimes, stroke victims say a word over and over and they think they are saying something else. i'm just considering the possibilities while i envision you with an eye twitch while trying to work. i must admit i'm very sorry to have missed it.
LOLOL... I'm glad you figured out it was me. But I see you were willing to accept my friend request just by my stunning picture. LOL That was from a movie I did. And of course there are such things as crack balls.. hahahaha
Got your text message and been supa dupa busy so haven't had a time to write back. How are you? the family and I are coming down to TEXAS for X-mas. We will be there from the 22nd to the 1st. I hope you will be around. We all miss you too and can't wait to hang! XO. Eddie.
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