Current Members: LegumeLair - vocals, guitars, arrangement.
Being Melophobie's only remaining original member, he is very surprised to see the band evolve from a hardcore acoustic noiserave band into a necromanic filthgrinding funky black metal band. He writes most of the music.
Lime - bass, vocals, lyrics.
Aka Dutchoo. Somehow ended up in the band, as well. Probably because there was money to be made, somewhere. He is Melophobie's main lyricist.
Frittie - guitars
Aka Flo, also known as the fucker from Flanders (F3), is unemployed. Instead of working, he goes into the forest along with his guitar and vocal talents to aurally rape the innocent passerbys.
Past / Session Members: BlueCowMadman - vocals
BlueCowMadMan was one of the previous 'vocalists' of Melophobie, who, according to the Guinness Book Of Records, has performed the worst recorded freestyle session to date along with LegumeLair.
Börks - vocals, flute
Börks will go down into history as Melophobie's founder. Realizing that he and his project were responsible for the recent great economic recession of Germany, he abandoned Melophobie. He nows spends his days selling Frankfurters in Hamburg. Or the other way around, we don't really remember.
Ali - backing vocals
Even though Ali is fully German, his name started rumours that he is in fact Turkish. His performance on two songs about sausages only added to this controversy.
Sounds Like
Imagine regular songs you hear on the radio, with lyrics you won't even hear in a special education needs school. Depress the intellectual level, add the trash-factor and you have Melophobie.
Melophobie started out in 2003 as a random noise band when LegumeLair and Börks were too bored to come up with something good, and too scared to commit suicide. While it started with horrible musical torture lacking any form of seriousness and structure, Melophobie evolved into an actual band over the years. Current members LegumeLair and Lime write texts about bizarre over-the-top sexual fantasies, lethal drug-use and extreme stances on various ethical issues. Accompanied by usually acoustic-orientated compositions which actually don't suck, this time around, this ensures for a traumatically hilarious experience which will leave you both unshaved and unemployed.
With their upcoming installment, Bad Vibrations (officially the fourth Melophobie-release, but really the first one remotely worth mentioning), Melophobie hope to set a foot on the ground of the rubber dickslap acoustic necrojazz scene, a risky but daring standard. With songs such as 'Bad Vibrations', 'A Priest Dick A Day Keeps The Doctor Away' and 'Robocunt', it's sure to become a solid hit. Or not. Anyway, you can start becoming a dedicated fan by just downloading the stuff on their homepage.
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