Doing that classic breakdancing move "the worm". I am currently building a masturbatorium complete with a staircase and vinyl surfaces (for easy cleanup) and a large drain in the center of the floor. General pissing and moaning. Kickin' ass!
Music
PolkaDeathJazzRap, commercial jingles, music on hold, the sound of opening a can of Pabst
Movies
I like the adult genre of films such as: My Big Fat Greek Vagina, Please Pick Another Hole, Get That Dirty Dick Out Of My Mouth, Your Vagina Stinks But I Don't Care, No Thats My Asshole But Finish Anyway, Your Pussy Is Ruined, Spit Jack Sunday,Pimp My Davenport, Everybody Loves Semen, Antique Road Head, Anal She Wrote, Charlie's Dildos.
Books
How To Fold Glass And Other Impossible Tasks by Sonja Teagarden. Pardon Me, But Thats MY Penis by Reginald Billingsly. Fuck Political Correctness You Crippled Faggot Midget Retard by Jonathan Meade and Aiken For Dick by Clay Aiken.
Heroes
Frank Winnebago, Wanda Coachmen, Carl Airstream, Richie Buford (master Tilt-a-Whirl operator), Henrietta Stanford (creator of the fried Twinkie stand), designer of the AMC Gremlin
Melrick's Details
Status:
Married
Here for:
Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Body type:
Body builder
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:
Aries
Smoke / Drink:
No / Yes
Melrick After a long, stagnant time, some new material is beginning to... materialize. Posted at 2:15 AM Aug 13 view more
About me: My mum and dad couldn't decide whether to name me after my dad or grandpa, so they went with both. Dad's name was Melington, grandpa's name was Richard (went by Rick). Pretty smart of them, huh? I only have slightly above ugly looks, but chicks dig me anyway (just check the pics!). I've got a twisted and vulgar sense of humor, therefore, I start out in the gutter and then work my way out. Approximately 90% of my humor is gay, penis or semen based. I don't care who you are, but jokes about dicks are funny. Yeah, I play drums, so you'll see lots of music shit on here. Rock on.
Studio is doing good. I have had a flu/cold and am in the midst of recovery. A few shows coming up and I am getting closer to finishing my latest long playing record album.
thank you! and I'm sorry about your situation, however you should never let someone shit on you because that is not only wrong, but it's kinda gross too. I'm sure you will find something less shit-filled soon.
First off, I know of this little drum shop in Struthers that could use some help. I raise my middle finger and hold my heart as I say goodbye to my idol, George Carlin!
Online Now!