Face Melting Metal
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The University Of Texas At Austin
Austin, TX
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Metal
Minor: Beer (no, seriously)
 

2002 to 2005



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About me:
I Love Metal. I write Metal reviews (i.e ramble on and on). You might get ass-hurt if I don't like "your" band.
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If you want your disc to be reviewed by the facemelter....Instructions:
1. Send me a message.
2. I will send you my address.
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FELON-[NYDM-TEXAS STATE VICE PRESIDENT]





Oct 9 2008 8:25 PM

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FELON-[NYDM-TEXAS STATE VICE PRESIDENT]





Oct 6 2008 7:24 PM

TO GET ADVANCE TICKETS

GO TO

WWW. TICKETBULLY. COM

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BLACKMOON (aka. naberius)





Oct 4 2008 3:05 AM

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DARK REALM (new rough trak up)





Sep 12 2008 11:02 PM

THANX FOR THY INFERNAL ADD N SUPPORT!! HOPEFULLY YOU ENJOYED OUR UNHOLY ROUGH TRAK. XPECT MORE WAR HYMS SOON!

KEEP SUPPORTING THE WAR AGAINST CHRISTIANITY!! 6 6 6
BLACKMOON (aka. naberius)





Sep 10 2008 2:37 AM

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new venue change for the Morbos show!!! spread the blaspemy and spread the war against fukin christianity!!!
Joel Friday





Sep 6 2008 9:05 PM

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Lord Tyranus





Sep 3 2008 3:38 PM

Awe dude, that sucks.
YOU NEED THAT GUITAR! Give me your number, fag!
MIKE NYDM-TEXAS STATE CAPTAIN


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Aug 28 2008 4:31 AM

so what happened to you last night? did you make the concert or not?
Mattox





Aug 27 2008 3:20 PM

youve been slacking off too much lately man

wheres the new reviews?
MIKE NYDM-TEXAS STATE CAPTAIN


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Aug 1 2008 9:43 PM

well shit, let me know when and im down for that.

btw, stop being such a little bitch for once in your life. FAG.
And the screams of the dead will feed your soul...





Jul 22 2008 5:40 PM

Dude, how can i not be?!?! Thats just unfair!

Where's it at?
Lord Tyranus





Jul 17 2008 4:53 PM

That sucks, not gettting what you payed for.

If that was me, I would've bought a new amp or an expensive hooker for the night.

Nope you HAD to buy a Stealth and look, you dont have it. At least you could've busted a nut for that price, but now you're just plain out bustin' your balls. HAHAHAHA

Douche
And the screams of the dead will feed your soul...





Jul 17 2008 3:16 PM

I too am a slacker, but Im enjoying it while it lasts hehe.

Hows you doing? Bought symphonies of sickness by Carcass the other week for £3! ($6 by my reckoning) its pretty sweet, especially with that wierd farting noise at the start of the first song.
Lord Tyranus





Jul 16 2008 9:21 PM

where's your fucking guitar!!!??
And the screams of the dead will feed your soul...





Jul 8 2008 4:34 PM

Hey, sorry I aint been in touch much. Been getting shit ready for uni this september, got fired from work (NOT a bad thing) and some other stuff.
Hows you?
MIKE NYDM-TEXAS STATE CAPTAIN


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Jul 3 2008 7:06 AM

oh now you believe me? fuck you prick. hehehe

so you still trying to look like you ain't a fag with the beard? i bet you are.
lol
BLACKMOON (aka. naberius)





Jul 2 2008 6:24 AM

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SUPPORT THY LOCAL BLACK METAL SCENE
SUPPORT THE WAR AGAINST CHRISTIANITY!!!
UNHOLY WAR!!! 6 6 6
Lord Tyranus





Jun 25 2008 3:55 PM

Have you seen the Dean Dime Stealth? It's pretty badass.
MIKE NYDM-TEXAS STATE CAPTAIN


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Jun 25 2008 5:44 AM

dude, lose the beard. just cause you have it doesn't make you any less of a fag. i'm just telling you as a friend bro.
Pestilentia Infernum





Jun 21 2008 12:13 AM

THANX FOR THY INFERNAL ADD!!! 666

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Jun 19 2008 6:18 PM

Hey Facefuck, check out this band dude. You'll freak! Add them!

Check this link: http://profile. myspace. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=user. viewprofile&friendid=323683518
Joel Friday





Jun 11 2008 8:51 PM

sweethearts are comin'your way chump!
Lord Tyranus





Jun 11 2008 7:11 PM

I'm running both, it sounds brutal, i have my wireless systems hooked up in the fx loops and i get two high/low sounds through the crate and marshall.
it's awesome
Lord Tyranus





Jun 11 2008 8:01 AM

I Hate YOU
UR TATTOOED DOLL





May 26 2008 11:20 PM

THANKS FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES :p
Lord Tyranus





May 23 2008 3:59 PM

hey dude, do you know a motorhead song that starts off with an acoustic guitar; with almost a spanish style riff? actually, it might be venom, but iron maiden came out to "that" song.
so, help me out!!!!
Lord Tyranus





May 9 2008 3:28 PM

BULL-SHIT!
Lord Tyranus





May 9 2008 1:07 PM

I was just thinking about that because I was reading about it in the new Guitar World issue.
That sucks dude, you should get your money back and get that Razorback V
Mattox





May 6 2008 9:34 PM

luckily not all good metal bands fall to the mighty dollar.
Rudy & Lara





May 4 2008 3:01 AM

If you didn't figure it out, it was a joke.
And the screams of the dead will feed your soul...





May 2 2008 11:05 PM

True, just been listening to it! Guy next door's got it. Get paid on the 16th, marching from work straight to HMV and Im not leaving without it! That's a promise to the metal gods.

Tis fucking brutal.

Man, Chuck Billy got fat!
Mattox