Melt the Aged were jismed onto the floor of music in 2001.
Scientists blame Lucifer Linsdell for this abomination being formed.
Billions died during the release of debut album 'If you buy this record your mouth will be Hexagonal'
Trillions suffered through 'Giant Space Dog' a year later
After years in the noise wilderness, searching to kill the cat that ate Oliver's mousemat, Melt The Aged are currently masturbating their knees to orgasm in creating the fury of noise that will be their third and deadliest album.
Melt The Aged you interested in coming seeing us play in Stockport? A map is provided below. Additional information about the venue can be found at www.venuestockport.co.uk. Entry is £3 with flyer, £4 without. Please get back to us if you want any additional information, or if you want to come. We need to know approximately how many people are DEFINITELY going to turn up and if we don't get the feedback we will cancel the gig because all anyone ever tells me is that they might come but don't.
