The King. Kickboxing. Skydiving (except for that one time). My sister. Kicking serious ghoulie ass. Any time. All the time.
Music
Any and all things Elvis. - Never trust anyone who doesn’t like the King. Kai Blackwood & the Tokyo Death Squad. And anything Bach.
Movies
King Creole, Wild in the Country… which just may be the greatest Elvis movie you’ve never seen. Gotta admit, I used to love the low-budget horror/slasher flix but with the turn my life’s taken - hell, now I’ve got front row seats in HorrorVision, baby…
About me: Looking for a flash animator to make my adventures real for 2 eleven minute episodes!! Bring me to life, baby... CONTACT: johnnieswitchblade@yahoo.com
Metaphysical Exterminator. Kickboxing champion. Elvis fanatic.
After a skydiving accident put me in a 3 week coma, my spirit/soul or WHATEVER was dragged (kicking & screaming, I might add) to the “other side”… and let me tell you something – the “other side” is NOTHING like what that TV idiot Jon Edwards would have you believe…We’re talking about demons who live in outhouses, ghosts with displacement issues and what is with the bitter disembodied spirits of doom?? But anyway…
So it turns out that our Universe is only a small piece of what they tell me is called the Multiverse. Real original, right? Well what the Multiverse lacks in originality in name, it more than makes up for with great green gobs of pure f**king evil… and guess who’s been tagged to fight it?
Yep… yours truly. The one and only Melvis Monroe… that’s me.
So I wake up with a metal plate in my head, a swell demon mentor named Beef Nugget… and as if all o’ that wasn’t enough to send my head a-spinnin’… my younger sister Kendra has been stricken with cancer… but that lil’ girl is my f**kin’ HERO. She’s as smart as they ever come and then some… if it wasn’t for Kendra, I may never have come out of that coma. But as luck would have it, the combination of her physical weakness and her killer mental strength has made her a portal from all other points in the Multiverse. And let me tell you something… you wouldn’t believe how many ugly, slimy critters are trying to use my sister as the way in. Even if they have to kill her to do it… and there is no way I’m gonna let that happen. Ever. Saving humanity isn’t really my bag, since I personally think that most humans deserve to be deleted… but when they came after my sister that was all I needed to convince me to take this gig. Saving the rest of these rude & ungrateful squishies is just lucky for them… so look out interdimensional slugs… Melvis Monroe is alive and angry…
…and I am ready ready, Teddy… ready ready to rock & roll
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Who I'd like to meet: The King. I'm also hoping to meet myself one of these days... don't ask, it's a long story.
Hey Melvis... Got a hold of Mingg-Lii Sanchez... she asked me to tell you your hair is awesome !! AND even tho she is a domination princess...she would like to help on your quest for demon blood!!! Profile on the way!!!
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