We are the Mensa Misfits - part of the Bradentucky Bombers roller derby league, in Bradenton, FL. We are out to prove our theorem that winning at roller derby is more about brains than brawn. Certainly not the meatiest, but definitely some of the speediest brainiacs make up our team of diabolical geniuses. And we are out for revenge against every dumb tough girl who ever insinuated that it is uncool or unfashionable to be exceptionally smart. So look out. With a combined IQ of 1498, 6 PhD’s, 2 Presidential honors, and a Nobel Prize, we are the Mensa Misfits, hell-bent on World Domination one derby ditz at a time.
2007 Season Roster:
Mission Mary Position
Co-Captain
#No 4 Play (Just Do It)
Positions: Jammer, Blocker, Pivot
Guided by a higher calling, she'll help you see the light--but only after she has knocked you unconscious and skated over your prone body a few times.
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Vixen Da CrusHer
Co-Captain
#LIX
Positions: Jammer, Blocker
You can try to stop her but she will out-fox you almost every time. But if you do happen to take her down, she won't go down alone. So remember what the farmer said to the chickens: "Don't f%*k with the fox."
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GiGi RaMoan
#41
Positions: Jammer, Blocker, Pivot
Gigi is the punk rock jammer who loves to beat on the brats! She'll really make'em moan when she Blitkrieg bops those girls right off the rink! Hey, Ho, let's GO!
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C.N. StarZ
#0 (The Big 0)
Positions: Blocker, Pivot
By day: world-famous astronomer, President of the Star Trek Fan Club, fluent speaker in Klingon. By night: Intergalactic super ass kicker. Try to cross her galaxy and you will be seeing stars.
Ajax
#409
Positions: Jammer, Blocker, Pivot
Of course she’ll wipe the floor with you…as well as take you out to the trash and clean your clock. So stay out of her way before she buffs the rink floor with your face.
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K Reck Ur Ass
#80
Positions: Blocker
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Kimical Warfare
#32
Positions: Blocker
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Lisa Lisa The Cult Jammer
#39
Positions: Jammer, Pivot
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Stryder
#18
Positions: Blocker
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Viki VanGo
#20/20
Positions: Blocker
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