Singing, doing voices, being funny, being serious. Politics, democracy, pacifism, ultra-violence, and studying Lenin's Tomb. Ethnocentrism, foreigners, Karate Kid, and Voltron.
Bringing old people into a room where they pull down a lever that activates the pleasure center of their brain at $50 a pop.
Dogs vs cookies, and meaning vs. function. Internet services. Internet gaming. and describing mime.
Music
Counting Crows, Grasshopper Takeover, Queen's theme song to Highlander. Pirate rap. Lots of stuff from the 80s. Shout. Anthems.
Movies
Enemy Mine, Koyaaniskatsi, Sideways, Talk Hard, The Karate Kid I-III, Superman I-IV. Not "What the Bleep". Never, never, "What the Bleep."
Heroes
Stomp-Face the Violence King. The Giant Flying Beaver that rules the Universe, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Generic Announcer man. Antequated British Explorers.
The Mep Report's Details
Status:
Swinger
Here for:
Friends
Orientation:
Not Sure
Hometown:
Brooklyn, New Oakangeles
Body type:
6' 0" / Some extra baggage
Religion:
Other
Zodiac Sign:
Libra
Children:
Someday
Education:
Post grad
Occupation:
Emu
Income:
Less than $30,000
The Mep Report's Schools
Brandeis University
Waltham,Massachusetts
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: English, History, Philosophy, Latin, American Studies, Politics
Minor: Pre-Law
Clubs: Brandeis University Debate and Speech Society.
About me: ..
What is The Mep Report?
"Who knew that three friends who met through their college debate team could be so funny? I think that their debate team ties make this show that much more entertaining. Not only do they crack jokes and make fun of each other (and themselves), they are also able to engage in intelligent dialogue on a wide array of subjects. These guys are doing something right. I wouldn’t doubt it if they were picked up by a mainstream radio station in the future." -- Instant Media
The Mep Report is the world's only transcontinental conversational podcast. Bringing three old friends together from the far corners of the US, it harnesses the rampaging wit of these champion debaters to bridge the gap between politics, movies, sports, 80s cartoons and overweight birds. It is, by far, the funniest emu-centric radio show on the Internet. Really.
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