Jack

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  • Jack

  • 46 / Male
  • Browns Point, WASHINGTON, US
  • Last Login: 7/4/2009

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Interests

  • General

    JackTales
    True tales from the weird side
    Flickr
    My Photostream on Flickr
    The Bettie Page Collection
    Possibly the largest collection of Bettie Page photos online
    YouTube
    My You Tube videos
    BroodmetKaas.com
    Bread with Cheese
    Facebook
    Facebook
  • Music

    Well, current favorite is obviously "Ghost Town." See my eclectic playlist for some other favorites.
  • Movies

    It's All Around You

    ..

    A drive through my old hometown, Fort Wayne.
  • Television

    Okay, updating. Dexter, True Blood, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, United States of Tara, Life on Mars (insert sad goodbye here), and Dollhouse.
  • Books

    Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Empowered by Adam Warren, Practical Demon-Keeping by Christopher Moore, the Stephanie Plum novels by by Janet Evanovich, the Sookie Stackhouse novels by by Charlaine Harris. Watchmen, the book, was pretty good. Movie, meh.
  • Heroes

    "The weed of crime bears bitter fruit." Okay, who said that?

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Hometown: Fort Wayne to Browns Point
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries

Schools

Companies

  • USPS

    2006 to 2009
  • USPS

    • Fort Wayne, IN US
    • DCO
    1996 to 1999
  • USPS

    1999 to 2001
  • USPS

    • Bellevue, WA US
    • ASCS
    2001 to 2002

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About me:

Not much to tell. Axe murderer. Eater of small children. Mocker of pygmy elephants. You know, the usual stuff. Oh, and avid pipe smoker.

Who I'd like to meet:

Bettie Page, circa 1955.

Comments

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  • Vengeance Online Now!

    Jul 9 2009 8:33 PM

    I don't want to hear it. I did NOT kill Michael Jackson. I only sent you the picture:)
  • Vengeance Online Now!

    Jun 25 2009 12:52 AM

    You've been quiet. I guess the Michael Jackson picture really did scare you.
  • Vengeance Online Now!

    Jun 17 2009 6:16 AM

    Who me?:)
  • Vengeance Online Now!

    Jun 12 2009 6:04 AM

  • Jun 9 2009 7:07 AM

    I will make the nuns cry. They are no match for my toddler rage. I'm like a rabid spider monkey on crack! Errrrrrrrr!
  • May 29 2009 3:51 AM

    Thanks for the add. Pikachu says "hgthj tmmmmmfff!" He can't say more causes he's tied up, gagged and hanging in a tree from a dog leash. Did I tell you my mom signed me up for Catholic Military Kindergarten? We are not even Catholic! She mumbled something about alcohol, not deserving this, and no more fires. 1 accident! 1! I didn't know there WERE Catholic Military school. Do you think they will issuse us guns our first day, or wait a week?

  • Vengeance Online Now!

    May 25 2009 6:01 AM

    The feather was even put there on purpose:) And the plush lambie smells like calming lavender:)
  • Vengeance Online Now!

    May 17 2009 4:56 AM

    Though if I were you I'd consider a mini breakdown over the Easter Bunny hating me so much. Easter Bunny can fuck you up. He knows voodoo too.
  • Vengeance Online Now!

    May 17 2009 4:53 AM

    True. You are totally innocent this time!!:) Good thing too! I can handle only one person's nervous breakdown at a time. I have an opening on Friday though, just incase you need me. I'm going to go sit in the dark now. Everything seems much less tragic that way.
  • Vengeance Online Now!

    May 14 2009 4:09 AM

    It was evil. I mean, hows a phone gonna go and do that? When you don't even have the program opened?? And some of those text messages were sensitive! I've had to say "I'm sorry" twice because of it, and "You owe me $5.99 per minute" 22 times.
  • Vengeance Online Now!

    May 10 2009 6:15 AM

    I was their god. Sacrifices had to be made.
  • Vengeance Online Now!

    May 8 2009 10:45 PM

    Sometimes when I send someone a text message, the text message shows up as my status update on my myspace page. Even if I'm not on my myspace page at the time. I can even be working in some other application. Voodoo.
  • Vengeance Online Now!

    May 6 2009 1:51 AM

    Yes, but a good, soft, natural squishy.
    Not a sticky, slimy, tentacle kind of squishy!:)
  • Vengeance Online Now!

    Apr 28 2009 11:38 PM

    Well now you've let the world know two special things about yourself!:) You like pipes, and watching videos of cartoon asian teenagers having sex with tentacles against their will!:) Most often wearing Catholic school girl outfits! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
  • Vengeance Online Now!

    Apr 12 2009 11:45 PM

    It's really a badass flash drive! At least the Easter Bunny doesn't hate me.....
  • Vengeance Online Now!

    Apr 12 2009 4:44 AM

  • Vengeance Online Now!

    Apr 8 2009 5:22 AM

    I aint Paris!:)
  • Vengeance Online Now!

    Apr 8 2009 3:19 AM

    There was nothing wrong with that leather skirt until certain people who at this time shall remain unnamed, started taking pictures up it!
  • Vengeance Online Now!

    Apr 7 2009 5:29 PM

    Whips, chains, leather skirts. You're always asking for something to be shorter.
  • Vengeance Online Now!

    Apr 6 2009 5:17 PM

    Remind me to get a shorter chain.
  • Vengeance Online Now!

    Apr 1 2009 7:26 PM

    Nah, a new person who is just needs to learn social grace, and well, how to deal socially with other humans in general.
  • Vengeance Online Now!

    Mar 31 2009 2:08 AM

    "The weed of crime bears bitter fruit." Well only The Shadow would know the answer to that question.
  • Vengeance Online Now!

    Mar 31 2009 2:01 AM

    Do I look older? Answer carefully Jack.
  • Vengeance Online Now!

    Mar 31 2009 1:27 AM

    The look at the birdie one.
  • Vengeance Online Now!

    Mar 30 2009 7:51 PM

    I liked this one best.