The great prophet Mohammed, so I could bash his skull in with a pipe and spare our world the next 50-100 years of conflict, torment and pain.
Oh wait, is this supposed to be lighthearted?
OK. I'd like to meet the Holy Trinity of Jessicas - Simpson, Alba and Beal - armed only with the power of
hypnosis and my depraved imagination.

Dan Marino - Greatest QB of All Time