MerelyHuman

About me:

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THIS IS TO THE ASSHOLES WHO THINK IT'S COOL TO HIJACK PEOPLE'S PROFILES AND SEND ME SPAM--TERMS OF USE FOR SENDING ME MESSAGES... (Real friends have nothing to worry about)

Phishing scams, online survey companys, Ringtones sites, and any other company that pisses me off, this is fair warning if any of you actually read this...

1. Nobody reads your spam, and if they do they report it. 26 out of 29 profiles I've received spam from have been deleted by myspace admins in the past two weeks alone.
2. You get good people's profiles deleted who don't even know they've been hijacked or why they can't login to myspace anymore. If you like making money you're not going to do it by leaving nothing but devestation in your wake.
3. You're ruining social networking for everybody. Where will you peddle your stuff when nobody gives these sites their time of day? How do you feel about not having a real job anyways?
4. Anything you send me, through comments or messages, can and will be published.
5. If I find out which companies you represent I will get every one of them delisted from GOOGLE's index--FAST. I will take up a personal crusade against everything you've ever touched. Your name will go on www.RippoffReport.com. I will publish the case studies of your company's demise, naming names, permanently to the internet for all the world to laugh at. You have been warned. You will be tried in a jury of your betters.
P.S. My domains are immune to your denial of service threats.
P.P.S. I know many of my friends aren't guilty of originating the spam that comes from their accounts. Before I report spam coming from you I will email you to let you know your account has probably been hijacked and to change yer damn password. This is usually enough to fix things. Only after repeated messaging and no responses will I finally report your account as spam. It WILL be deleted btw. MYSPACE is cracking down HARD. So if you get a message from me that says you need to change your password, do it.

Commence Bio...

I'm Ty. Blonde haired, blue eyed optimistic fitness freak... Aspiring. Curious. Creative. Self assured. At times, Silly. I'm a Dreamer for the cause. Aquarian to a T, Ty is looking for world citizens to meet.

I know exactly what I want out of life without becoming obsessive with the details or inflexible about the outcomes.

Tyler Trivia

I hope this doesn't read too much like a kindergarten Self poem (Or maybe more things should read like kindergarten poetry?):

+ I am a well-intentioned head trip
+ I am a an architect to the core
+ Life is art. Art is life.
+ I'm not ignoring you, I'm thinking
+ You probably can't guess what I'm thinking about
+ If it doesn't contribute to society, it deserves to die.
+ If it takes too much from society, it's already dyeing.
+ On any given day I wake up either a writer or an editor. Never both.
+ Sometimes impossible to get a hold of, even if we're sitting on the couch together.
+ I'm blushing on the inside.
+ Bathroom jokes gross me out
+ I hate standing in line
+ Karma is a real. I can prove it.
+ To some religion is a grand design, to me grand design is a religion. (Thanks for quoting me on that David. Kisses.)
+ Attracted to blind ambition.
+ My heart is a shrine to pragmatism.
+ The world will always be bigger than you. Change it from the the bottom up.
+ You don't matter, except in your relationship to others. Feeling small? Now you know why.
+ We're all players in a big cosmic orgasm where the final outcome is more or less predetermined but whoever brings it home is left up to free will.

Admission of weakness: I sometimes get ahead of myself.