christen

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  • christen Doesn't care

  • 34 / Female
  • South Tampa, Yuppie Hell, Florida, US
  • Last Login: 4/7/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Impersonating someone who cares, lurking, geek baiting, creamed corn wrestling, jet-setting, playwrighting, plotting various shenanigans and/or stunts and such, kareoke, directing, writing weird shit weird places, making fun of all the assholes I know, hoveround racing, yoga, stage combat, playing doctor, acting, whatnot, fake-boob spotting, games, mixology, bellydancing, fancy-party-crashing, and passing out at the beach. In the secret cave of the heart, two are seated by life’s fountain. The separate ego drinks of the sweet and bitter stuff, liking the sweet and disliking the bitter; while the Supreme Self drinks sweet and bitter, neither liking this nor disliking that. The ego gropes in darkness, while the Self lives in the light.
  • Music

    what happens when pussy gets bored.... My Morning Jacket, The Arcade Fire, Lucero, Bloc Party, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Queens of the Stone Age, the Mars Volta, Radiohead, Modest Mouse, Interpol, old school alternative, the Black Keys, TV on the Radio, Daft Punk, Bauhaus, The Postal Service, the Walkmen, Paul Oakenfold, Dead Can Dance, Chemical Brothers, sometimes the Castle on Monday nights, Black Eyed Peas, Dumbwaiters, Tenacious D, Beth Orton, The Sex Pistols, Joy Division, Led Zeppelin, Space, the Shins, the Smiths, Phish's cover of "Gin and Juice", and some down home booty-shakin, baby-makin funk, y'all...oh, who gives a shit, I have no taste in music, by the way. I just like to shake my rump...
  • Movies

    *****This person is afraid of carnies...***** Showgirls(yes, really), Starship Troopers, Blue Velvet!! Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, The Royal Tennenbaums, The Life Aquatic, Moulin Rouge, Really anything with Ewan MacGregor, True Romance, Heathers, most geek flicks, Dune, Boogie Nights, all Harry Potter movies (is it wrong to say that kid just gets hotter every year?),
  • Television

    is the root of all evil. Vapid women and brainless drooling men - mainstream TV is complete (yet sometimes, unintentionally of course, ironically hilarious) bullshit. Except for Adult Swim. That rocks. And Mythbusters. IRON CHEF RULES And the Daily Show - because Jon Stewart is hot... GO SEE LIVE THEATER INSTEAD OF WATCHING TV, YOU MINDLESS SHEEP!!
  • Books


    You're Dune!
    by Frank Herbert
    You have control over a great wealth of resources, but no one wants to let you have them. You've decided to try to defend yourself, but it may take eons before you really get back what you feel you deserve. Meanwhile you have a cult-like following of minions waiting for your life to progress. This would all be even more exciting if you could just get the sand out of your eyes.
    Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.

    You should all read "Stranger in a Strange Land", "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" and "The Illuminati Trilogy".... if you read, that is. I like to read pornographic romance novels while I drink Miller Lite by the pool. Is that wrong? I didn't think so. I may also be caught reading some alternative history, accepted history, plays, literature, Shakespeare, theological, mysterious, erotic, humourous, decadent, surreal, conspiracy-oriented or entirely fictional materials.
    You Are 40% Normal
    While some of your behavior is quite normal...
    Other things you do are downright strange
    You've got a little of your freak going on
    But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself
  • Heroes

    Pope Joan, Mark Trent (r.i.p. baby), and Martha Stewart. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world.
    Which Tarot Card are You?

    You are The Wheel of Fortune. The Fates watch over your shoulders. You are above the realm of man. Chance and luck seem to have a strong role in your life. They don't always fall in your favor, but they are there for you. You are The Wheel of Fortune, Luck be a lady tonight.
    Take this quiz!

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Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Tampa
  • Body type: 5' 7" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Children: Undecided
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Twisted Theater Junkie

Schools

  • University Of South Florida

    • Tampa, FLORIDA
    • Graduated: 2002
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Major: Theater - Directing, Performance, Costumes, Stage Combat
    • Minor: Subversity
    • Clubs: Bowl Burners United, Combat Queens Will Kick Your Ass, Shut the F$*k Up Dance Team
    1992 to 2002

Networking

Blurbs

About me:

I made this cake... I am in a fury of overwork. I worry sometimes about the Rapture - I've always heard that's why you are supposed to wear clean undies everyday, but what if the Rapture comes on No Panties Wednesday? Will that piss God off enough that S/He'll leave your no-panty wearing ass here to suffer the indignities of pestilence and no cable and warm beer with the rest of the heathen non-believers? What if you were feeling a little sexy in the morning and the Rapture finds you sporting cherry red crotch-less edibles ? These are the kind of things I worry about. I still am very fond of breasts. I can stare at them for hours, until they get mad. I used to think I would die of a stroke, but now I am convinced I will die laughing while everyone else is laughing too. I try to get depressed because I hear it's better than dieting but my asshole friends won't let me. ..

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You Are Rum

You're the life of the party, at least in your own mind. Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do. Hmmm. The 'whole bar scene'? There is, in fact, a "scene", as you say. It is an ugly scene that the wise would do well not to stare at directly, lest one become tainted by its unwholesome incestuous tangles of skankery and foul miasma of failed hipsters. They create quite a stink, you know. But I do not consider myself part of any "scene"; I am just a girl who likes a cold beverage every now and again, and am very high strung and nervous-like, so I have created for myself a couple of cozy havens where I might tipple in relative peace, secure in the knowledge that if any dirtbags were to try and ooze their schmooze all over me they would quickly be strongarmed by surly bartenders protecting their golden tip goose (namely, me.) Ha.

Who I'd like to meet:

the ultimate WASP The Wellington (N.Z.) International Ukeleile Orchestra The sick bastards who came up with this...

Comments

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  • Jul 2 2009 8:56 PM

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  • Jun 16 2009 3:55 PM

    Perla Pool party Sundays JUST ANNOUNCED !!!! Enjoy $20 Cover if you arrive before 3pm! Come early and soak up the Sun. Thanks to everyone for coming out last Sunday

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  • May 7 2009 11:45 PM

    Acropolis 5.16

    International and Latin Beats. Ladies Drink and Pay no Cover till 12

    If you Went to Acropolis On May 1 and you liked the Awesome set up we had outside !! you are going to love this night !!! every night is just going to get better and better !!!! dont miss this !!

    SATURDAY !!!
    First Latin/International night at Acropolis is here !! come out and celebrate with all your friends all night long !

    this is the one party you don't wanna miss

    18 and up to party !
    21 to drink !

    --------------------------Dress To Impress------------------.
    come see and party at the one sat of the month everyone is going to be talking about !

    Best International and Latin music in the Tampa bay area !

    --------Get on the list and pay no Cover !!-------------

    List ends at 11pm so get here early !

    13575 58th St N
    Clearwater, FL 33760

    Get Directions
    (727) 538-4273

  • Mar 24 2009 3:00 PM

    Thinking of you...

    Miss you.. xoxo
  • Dec 18 2008 3:10 AM

    Heyyyy!!! Happy Birthday!!! Ill try to call you tomorrow! Lemme know if your going to that party this Sat. I think i text you the address.
  • Oct 31 2008 3:34 AM

    So when are we gonna get together for lunch and such? I sent my liver an email as a warning- she's okay with it...hahaha
  • Oct 10 2008 3:06 PM

    Thank you for the birthday wishes!! How've you been? Are we ever going to get drunk together?
  • Oct 1 2008 7:54 PM

    I came across your old Homecoming pic...those were the days!

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  • Sep 30 2008 3:58 AM

    Every Saturday Night,
    No Cover , Table Dancing, Plate Breaking, Napking Throwing, And Hookahs Available.
    A One Of A Kind Place!!!


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  • Sep 19 2008 4:09 AM

    what up? when do you suppose we can plan a debaucle? perhaps lunch and cocktails dahling?
  • Jul 19 2008 7:19 PM

    It's long overdue, and I want you to know..

    I still know
  • Jun 9 2008 2:06 PM

    Pool Party
  • May 30 2008 5:15 PM

    I have more pics of us...Send me your email...I had it but can't seem to find it...Hope you have a fantastic weekend!!

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  • Mar 22 2008 10:38 PM

    HAPPY EASTER.... please tell me how both these pictures represent the same holiday...... I get so confused!!!
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    I MISS YOU LADY!
  • Mar 13 2008 12:09 AM

  • Mar 6 2008 5:41 AM


    C is also for Christine ...
  • Feb 28 2008 8:45 PM

    we'll probably still be at Four Green or the Hub. I'm pretty predictable like that. I'll keep you posted. stow a copy of Mr. Kolpert in your car.
  • Feb 13 2008 7:39 PM

  • Feb 2 2008 1:20 AM

    Hey! I put up some Gasparilla and New Year..s pics.
    Check it yo!
  • Feb 1 2008 7:19 PM

    hey.
    how the fuck are you doing? ha
  • Jan 10 2008 11:12 AM