ALBERTA EPSTEIN- the thinker.
She's got wild crazy hair and contemplates the mysteries of life with electric cords. Alberta's voice of reason wishes holiday joy to her father by using those miraculous brain cells to conjure melody. Alberta's spiked white hair is caused by a ingenius discovery. Upon deciphering the enigmatic Rubix cube, electricity surged through her body, causing her voice to intenisy in knowledge and her hair to stick up poker straight.
PLASTIC MOTHERFUCKER- the homicidal redneck.
Eternally bound with plastic across his face, Plastic MOTHERFUCKER is no joke to be tampered. With the joys of whiskey and the wicked motions of a light bulb, Plastic Motherfucker's talent is a force to be seriously reckoned with. Unknowing to the band, Plastic Motherfucker hosts evil intentions of defying their beloved father.
SISTER MARY JANE ROPER- the clairvoyant nun.
What is that sound? Perhaps its the voice of DADDY coming through Sister Mary Jane Roper's rotary phone. By listening through the phone and hearing his word, Sister Mary Jane Roper certainly has connections that are anything but unholy.
Influences
That nostalgic and rather elusive holiday cheer!
Sounds Like
nothing you have ever heard before..
and the sounds of a sinner's face hitting concrete!
It all began with just one phone call... MERRY CHRISTMAS, DADDY! There are three of us, carrying his word through our hypnotic trance. Currently there is a plan to move Merry Christmas Daddy west to LOS ANGELES this coming spring, in hopes of mass discovery!
BEHIND THE SCENES FOOTAGE:
There is a dispute between Plastic Motherfucker and Sister Mary Jane Roper- Alberta Epstein gives attidute and recieves sass.
Alberta hopes our internet viewers love us!
Then the band starts to talk some dirt...
corbet asked me Why do they tell you its not about size.You and i know that is pure bull,I had an experience like this my self.Im going to tell you something that i was asked not to leak out but my so called friend hasent called me for sometime now since he's been busy.Ok he went from having a small yang to a monster in no time at all.he has put on three and a half inches in a short time ,an get this it's still getting bigger.He has been secretly taking these tabs from NOCKIN.COM copy and paste the address into your browser.I found out when I was at his flat, three saturdays ago, we were getting ready to go to the music shop, so while he was in the can, I went in his room, looked under his bed and found a bag with tabs in it, there was like eight full packs and four empty ones, all ordered from NOCKIN.COM I thought it was funny at first but then when he came out and saw me looking at them, he lost it and told me to never let his little secret out,especially chicks that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the honeys in the zone, when just a while back he was lost when it came to females.I diden't believe him until he layed it all on the table, I did see his stick and yes, it is huge,really huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering eight packs from the website at NOCKIN.COM for yours trully.. he does not have a web page, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the jells will work on any man, or they give you your money back,Im living proof that they do work on any guy, see for your self.NOCKIN.COM
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merry christmas daddy!! my loves, i dearly whish i could be part of the festivities. though i have been unable to be present for the holiday season, i will surely make a pilgramage to consh. this coming week. PREPARE FOR THE COMING OF THE KLEMM!
