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Mersh
Stand-Up / Explicit/Raw / Rated R
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering....suffering leads to hilarity.

Male
26 years old
Long Island, NY
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2009
Mood: angry Mood Image
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   Mersh's Comedian Bio
BioTurning pain and tragedy into laughs. That’s the mission statement of Long Island comedian, Mersh, whose dark and brutally honest vision allows him to break a topic down to it’s simplest form, and show you that anything can be funny, if it’s in the right context. Originally from Long Island, NY, Mersh was raised by his drunk insane Irish family (A genetic carnival) to always respond to heartbreak with humor. And his childhood provided him with no shortage of both. Shy, introverted and nervous one moment, and obnoxious, hilarious and bombastic the next, he almost has two distinctly different personalities. His only true joy comes from taking the stage and making people laugh as hard as possible. And it shows in his performances. Only a few shows in, he has already shown a diverse array of offensive and edgy material, which is guaranteed to make you laugh while simultaneously making you feel bad for doing so. He is one of Comedy By The Beach’s regular performers. He has also made an appearance on Television’s "One Tree Hill", and was the first comedian in history to ever rock the main stage at X-Fest, an annual radio-sponsored rock concert in Kinston, NC. He performed with rock bands Fuel, Flyeleaf and Chevelle. He also has several years experience as a radio personality, having worked for WSFL, 99x and Rock 105. More recently, he advanced to the Comedy Cabana’s Comedy Contest Finals in Myrtle Beach, NC. Now back in New York, he is making the rounds in the New York scene, having opened up for headliners such as Robert Kelly and Colin Kane. Whether on stage or tearing up the airwaves as one of the hosts of “Hate Speech Radio” on CringeHumorRadio.com, this young comic is quickly becoming a recognizable name in the local scene, and his reach is only growing!
Websitemershcomedy.com
InfluencesDave Attell, George Carlin, Colin Quinn, Jim Norton, Patrice ONeal, Bill Hicks, Rodney Dangerfield, Don Rickles, Bill Hicks, Lewis Black, Robert Kelly, Nick DiPaolo, Mitch Hedberg, Richard Pryor, the list goes on and on, trust me...
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TV Shows- 2008 "One Tree Hill" Episode 501 - Extra (Uncredited)
FilmsJust a few snuff films. I didn't kill the girls, I just took a huge dump on them first.
Albums2008: Menace II Sobriety (Available at MershComedy.com)
2009: Das Bootleg (Coming soon)
2009: DVD To Be Announced

    Mersh's Interests
GeneralMainlining coffee, strangling puppies (only the cute ones), huffing computer cleaner, The naked swim team, domestic beer, vagina.
Groups: One Tree Hill ExtrasStage Frightz~*The Acting Crew*~Changing ChannelsTOO EXTREME WRESTLING (TEW)NYC Underground Comedy FestEastern Carolina ComediansRoad Comics

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     Mersh's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Long Island, New York
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:High school
Occupation:Stand Up Comic / DJ

   Mersh's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian
Stand Up Comic
Film - Drama - Other
I do extra work. I'm a whore. I'll do anything they want. Tampon Commercials, Special Olympics endorsements. I'll even play the rapist in a Lifetime movie, I don't give a fuck. I'm broke, son!
Radio - Talent - DJ
DJ - Rock 105

   Mersh's Companies
Hate Speech Radio
Long Island, NY US
Co-Host

10/08-Present


Mersh's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 6 Total Plays: 1791 Plays Today: 0
Mersh At Stand Up NY 5-13-09
Mersh At Stand Up NY 5-13-09 rating
Mersh (Opening for Robert Kelly - Ollie's Point 3/15/09)
Mersh (Opening for Robert Kelly - Ollie's Point 3/15/09) rating
Mersh attacks the crowd and talks about Bluetooth Vibrators
Mersh attacks the crowd and talks about Bluetooth Vibrators rating
Mersh on One Tree Hill Season 5 Premiere
Mersh on One Tree Hill Season 5 Premiere rating
Mersh Discusses Children (Longer Version)
Mersh Discusses Children (Longer Version) rating
My Stand Up Debut - 8/17/07
My Stand Up Debut - 8/17/07 rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
May 3 2009 6:00P
Hate Speech Radio cringehumorradio.com NY
May 9 2009 12:00P
TBA (With McNeely/Gallo) Medford NY
May 9 2009 9:00P
The Pleasant Inn (With McNeely/Gallo) Lake Grove NY
May 10 2009 6:00P
Hate Speech Radio cringehumorradio.com NY
May 13 2009 7:00P
Stand Up New York New York NY
May 30 2009 9:00P
The Curry Club Lake Grove NY
Jun 17 2009 7:00P
Caroline’s on Broadway New York NY
Jul 31 2009 9:00P
TBA Wilmington NC
Aug 1 2009 9:00P
TBA Wilmington NC
Aug 11 2009 9:00P
Level 5 - City Stage with Doug Stanhope Wilmington NC

Mersh's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

Why Mike Dillion from Gateway to Comedy is a Cunt!  (view more)

My Review of Oliver Stone’s Latest Film,  (view more)

Mellow Maniacs Open Mic EVERY MONDAY NIGHT!  (view more)

Hooligans Cancelled / New Announcement  (view more)

Yes! I spit in the face of one of Westboro Baptist’s leaders!  (view more)

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   Mersh's Blurbs
About me:



I am The Mersh. After a 7 year detour, I am finally following my dreams as a stand up comedian. My material is not for the faint of heart. I'm not very "corporate". I'm not pursuing this to "break into the mainstream", although after only a dozen shows under my belt, I have the distinct honor of being the first comedian EVER to perform on the main stage at X-Fest 8, right before headlining act, Chevelle. I am also a co-host on "Hate Speech Radio" on CringeHumor.net. I'm probably the only Christian who thinks Bill Maher is a genius. I live for three things: making people laugh and drinking with pretty ladies and smokin' fatties. Watch my videos and rate them, even leave a comment letting me know what you think.
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Who I'd like to meet:
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   Mersh's Friend Space (Top 31)
Mersh has 1125 friends.
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 WOULD YOU FUCK ME...ID FUCK ME 


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 †Tessa † RYCHE QUEEN † 


 Porkchop! 


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Mersh's Friends Comments
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Mr. Tracy PhD





Jun 30 2009 3:23 AM

Oh yeah here's a dumb question... where do i go to join the online chat while you guys are on live??? It would be a nice change to contribute in the chat then just yell at my i-pod. Thaks for your time.

Mr Tracy
Mr. Tracy PhD





Jun 30 2009 3:01 AM

I'm good. Great to hear from you.  Sorry about the break up although I'm sure you're over it and mackin on some chickenheads. I'm just on myspace and I can barely keep up with that, but I will of course check out your twitter. Ok tell Heather she should probably look into summer school for her comedy class, and make sure you smack Evan for me. Keep up with the hate and douchebaggery.

Your Pal,

Mr Tracy
Coma Divine





Jun 27 2009 8:38 AM

"IT'S A TWO YEAR OLD VAGINA FULL OF FIST MATCH!" So classy.
A DEVIL DOGS GURL





Jun 24 2009 10:58 PM


Check out my page
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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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Troy Chambers- Bizarro Author





Jun 23 2009 6:33 PM

http://pervscan.com/2009/06/22/rapist-sells-tales-of-rapes/
Troy Chambers- Bizarro Author





Jun 14 2009 6:29 PM

I've been working on the Fisty McDickhole thing, but I keep hating how it comes out. So I keep redoing it. But I HAVE been working on it, and I HAVEN'T forgotten about doing it.
Lisa





Jun 5 2009 2:28 PM

I was drunk and I still remembered...told you!
Hippojuicefilm





Jun 3 2009 11:34 AM

YAY! You're my friend now. That makes me happy.
Troy Chambers- Bizarro Author





Jun 1 2009 1:03 AM

Hey Dude, just lost my job today... so I'll have plenty of time to get you that sketch. I'll start working on it within the next few days.
Barry


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May 31 2009 4:01 PM

thanks 4 the add
-barry


Donny Danger, Zombie Pope!





May 27 2009 5:52 PM

aye check out some of the carvings:









thought you might dig em. swing by the page and check out the rest, get yourself a custom piece if you want, i"ll rock it out. cheers

donny
☮Αλέξανδρος





May 26 2009 7:39 PM


Check out my page
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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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Ray Combs Jr. (yes it's me)





May 22 2009 6:37 AM

Yo,

It was cool meeting you too. Let's work together again sometime. Hopefully some place with a crowd.

Me. THE KING OF OPEN MICS
Mr. Tracy PhD





May 6 2009 9:04 PM

Much appreciated, but I'am more than willing to buy a CD... However if you could get me an autograph picture of marcus that would be awsome (just kidding). Oh yeah just got my mershandise & I love what I'm hearing so far. It sucks that NY clubs don't give you much stage time, but still looking forward to the eventual release of the next CD. Hope all is well in Strong Island, Stay Up.
Mr. Tracy PhD





May 6 2009 3:41 AM

Oh yeah sorry to keep pestering you but any idear when Das Bootleg will be droppin???
Mr. Tracy PhD





May 6 2009 2:59 AM

I just podcast HSR and then checked out some of your videos, its good stuff so I had to get something funny and original. Oh yeah whats up with this weeks HSR, I cant seem to find it. Ok keep your head up.

Mr. Tracy MD
Mr. Tracy PhD





May 5 2009 3:09 AM

well then I hope you get up to $200 then you'll be like a millionaire or something. Can't wait for the mershandise to arrive. Keep your pimp hand strong and your hate tight.
AUT





May 5 2009 1:32 AM

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Mr. Tracy PhD





May 3 2009 10:38 PM

Hey Duke thanks for the add. Big fan from CA. and just ordered a shirt and CD. Can't wait til they arrive. Keep up the Hate & Good Work.
hkg♥





May 3 2009 6:37 PM

mershy!!

im good. ive got a little girl and a little boy on the way with hubby : )

how are you doin?

back in ny huh
california dreaming!





May 2 2009 12:34 AM

DUDE i havent talked to you in forever!
David





May 1 2009 3:08 PM

What if we're genuinely amused by this?
~*Your Disease*~


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Apr 28 2009 12:53 AM

Hey mersh, how are things?
Coma Divine





Apr 26 2009 4:37 AM

Get famous already. Tour Australia.
Hate Speech Radio





Apr 25 2009 3:54 PM

I know all and see all.


BTW - How'd that thing in Oakdale go?
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