Mersh
Stand-Up / Explicit/Raw / Rated R
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Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering....suffering leads to hilarity.
Male
26 years old
Long Island, NY
United States
Last Login: 7/6/2009
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angry
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Mersh's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Turning pain and tragedy into laughs. That’s the mission statement of Long Island comedian, Mersh, whose dark and brutally honest vision allows him to break a topic down to it’s simplest form, and show you that anything can be funny, if it’s in the right context. Originally from Long Island, NY, Mersh was raised by his drunk insane Irish family (A genetic carnival) to always respond to heartbreak with humor. And his childhood provided him with no shortage of both. Shy, introverted and nervous one moment, and obnoxious, hilarious and bombastic the next, he almost has two distinctly different personalities. His only true joy comes from taking the stage and making people laugh as hard as possible. And it shows in his performances. Only a few shows in, he has already shown a diverse array of offensive and edgy material, which is guaranteed to make you laugh while simultaneously making you feel bad for doing so. He is one of Comedy By The Beach’s regular performers. He has also made an appearance on Television’s "One Tree Hill", and was the first comedian in history to ever rock the main stage at X-Fest, an annual radio-sponsored rock concert in Kinston, NC. He performed with rock bands Fuel, Flyeleaf and Chevelle. He also has several years experience as a radio personality, having worked for WSFL, 99x and Rock 105. More recently, he advanced to the Comedy Cabana’s Comedy Contest Finals in Myrtle Beach, NC. Now back in New York, he is making the rounds in the New York scene, having opened up for headliners such as Robert Kelly and Colin Kane. Whether on stage or tearing up the airwaves as one of the hosts of “Hate Speech Radio” on CringeHumorRadio.com, this young comic is quickly becoming a recognizable name in the local scene, and his reach is only growing! | | Website | mershcomedy.com | | Influences | Dave Attell, George Carlin, Colin Quinn, Jim Norton, Patrice ONeal, Bill Hicks, Rodney Dangerfield, Don Rickles, Bill Hicks, Lewis Black, Robert Kelly, Nick DiPaolo, Mitch Hedberg, Richard Pryor, the list goes on and on, trust me... | | Members | | | TV Shows | - 2008 "One Tree Hill" Episode 501 - Extra (Uncredited) | | Films | Just a few snuff films. I didn't kill the girls, I just took a huge dump on them first. | | Albums | 2008: Menace II Sobriety (Available at MershComedy.com)
2009: Das Bootleg (Coming soon)
2009: DVD To Be Announced |
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Mersh's Interests
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| General | Mainlining coffee, strangling puppies (only the cute ones), huffing computer cleaner, The naked swim team, domestic beer, vagina. |
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One Tree Hill Extras, Stage Frightz, ~*The Acting Crew*~, Changing Channels, TOO EXTREME WRESTLING (TEW), NYC Underground Comedy Fest, Eastern Carolina Comedians, Road Comics
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Mersh's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Long Island, New York | | Body type: | 5' 11" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Christian - other | | Zodiac Sign: | Taurus | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Education: | High school | | Occupation: | Stand Up Comic / DJ |
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Mersh's Networking
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Film - Drama - Other
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I do extra work. I'm a whore. I'll do anything they want. Tampon Commercials, Special Olympics endorsements. I'll even play the rapist in a Lifetime movie, I don't give a fuck. I'm broke, son!
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Mersh's Companies
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Hate Speech Radio Long Island, NY US Co-Host
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10/08-Present
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Mersh's Latest Blog Entry
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Why Mike Dillion from Gateway to Comedy is a Cunt!
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My Review of Oliver Stone’s Latest Film,
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Mellow Maniacs Open Mic EVERY MONDAY NIGHT!
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Hooligans Cancelled / New Announcement
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Yes! I spit in the face of one of Westboro Baptist’s leaders!
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About me:

I am The Mersh. After a 7 year detour, I am finally following my dreams as a stand up comedian. My material is not for the faint of heart. I'm not very "corporate". I'm not pursuing this to "break into the mainstream", although after only a dozen shows under my belt, I have the distinct honor of being the first comedian EVER to perform on the main stage at X-Fest 8, right before headlining act, Chevelle. I am also a co-host on "Hate Speech Radio" on CringeHumor.net. I'm probably the only Christian who thinks Bill Maher is a genius. I live for three things: making people laugh and drinking with pretty ladies and smokin' fatties. Watch my videos and rate them, even leave a comment letting me know what you think.
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