Mustakrakesh, The Lake Troll
Ben Myers
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31 years old
Hiram, Georgia
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2009
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    Mustakrakesh, The Lake Troll's Interests
GeneralI don't know if you just want a list or some deep moving philosophical cause that drives me to continue drawing breath on this insignificant speck floating in the cosmos but here is goes. Drama is at the top of my list and I mean all kinds of drama the drama on the stage and screen that rips your heart out, makes you want to shake someone violently, makes you reexamine your own life, and yes the drama that concerns he said she said. You know that drama everyone listens to it I'm probably just the first one to come out and admit that it intrigues me that someone could make out that their life is just that bad its sooo funny! To know in that brief moment, when you hear that some poor schmuck is banging nine different women and they are all going to lynch him, to know that you aren't him that feels pretty good. Oh, and I also love to cook.
MusicFaith No More, Our Lady Peace, Dave Matthews Band, Ben Folds, Green Day, Tool, Red Hot Chili Peppers, the list goes on and on.
MoviesSaving Private Ryan, American History X, The Village, All the Lethal Weapon Movies, Total Recall, The Spanish Prisoner (Steve Martin plays a serious role in this one check it out!), The GodFather 1 2 & 3 (yes even 3), Carlito's Way, Goodfellas, I could be here all day. ..
TelevisionLaw & Order, The West Wing, any amount of football or baseball.
BooksAnything written by David Mamet, Arthur Miller, or Shakespeare.
HeroesMy father, My sister, Jeremy Miller, Traci Lords

     Mustakrakesh, The Lake Troll's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Austell, GA
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Industrial Sales
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   Mustakrakesh, The Lake Troll's Schools
Piedmont College
Demorest,Georgia
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theatre
Minor: English
Greek:   Alpha Psi Omega

2000 to 2005

   Mustakrakesh, The Lake Troll's Networking
Film - Drama - Coaching
I consider myself one of the better acting coaches in my area, and I would like the chance to help anyone that I can.
Modeling - Model - Parts Model
I am the prettiest fat-man there is, and if you don't believe me...I'll burn down your house!

   Mustakrakesh, The Lake Troll's Companies
Bekaert
Marietta, Georgia US
Sales Administrator
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   Mustakrakesh, The Lake Troll's Blurbs
About me:
I am an actor that lives in the northeast Georgia mountains. I enjoy wild amounts of sex, alcohol, and scalding sarcastic humor. I am currently working on a plan to start my own militant group of heterosexual males and females that will be willing to undergo hundreds of hours of training in order to make sure that Keaneu Reeves doesn't get another cool role that he can utterly f*@$ up. Books have lost meaning for me but I still read them to pass the time before my next beer and I also enjoy nude pictures of other people's girlfriends. Most of this is fluff and stupid lifestyle commentary because I don't know who I'm talking too, however I do hope that someone may read this find it slightly amusing and want to start a rapport with me then we may actually get down to the root of what is actually going on in the psyche of a near-thirty, over-sexed, pompous actor that has no respect for himself and few others. Have I whet your appetite for senseless self-bashing and unabated perversion? Gooood!
Who I'd like to meet:
At the risk of sounding crass and totally off-color I would like to meet any woman that actually genuiely wants to have sex...with any man! Other than that I would also like to meet Edward Norton, Brad Pitt, Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman, John Cleese, Tim Curry, Mike Patton, and many others.

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Mustakrakesh, The Lake Troll's Friends Comments
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Jules





Jun 30 2008 7:27 PM

Oh wow...yeah..you are so wrong!
Jules





Jun 27 2008 5:36 PM

Well..well..well..look who it is! How are you, buddy?!?
Nikie





May 22 2008 5:25 PM

So hows it goin loser?
Waldo





May 2 2008 5:46 AM

Awesome! Thanks! What are you doing these day, and how is married life?
Nikie





May 1 2008 8:13 PM

You know you suck right?
Wanderer





Apr 29 2008 12:09 AM

Florida? yes, please! i just have o check the blackout dates at work.
SELENA MARIE 4 MONTH PICS ARE UP!





Apr 9 2008 3:08 PM

HEY, JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT BLAYNE AND I WILL BE IN CORNELIA MAY 8TH-13TH. WOULD LOVE TO GET TOGETHER AND HANG OUT. LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT TO PLAN SOMETHING.
LOVE YA!
Wanderer





Apr 2 2008 3:05 PM


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Heather [Rose]





Mar 21 2008 10:26 PM

Congrats Ben!!! Keep me updated!! And tell Susan I said congrats to her as well!!
Wanderer





Mar 21 2008 10:00 PM

Congratulations!!!!!
Nikie





Mar 18 2008 8:18 PM

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Nikie





Mar 16 2008 4:31 PM

You suck. ( :
Wanderer





Mar 16 2008 3:51 PM

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It speaks for itself
Wanderer





Mar 16 2008 3:34 PM

We miss the hell out of you and susan, hoping to get to see you after jerm's surgery, he has a few days off afterward, just depends on how doped up he'll be on pain meds...
DU$TIN!!!





Mar 12 2008 4:49 PM

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Mar 6 2008 2:13 PM

..WILL ARNETT-HUMAN GIANT SEX TAPE on FunnyOrDie. com..
T. Austin





Feb 28 2008 11:26 PM

A much belated hello back, Ben. Hope all is steady, aimed well in your direction.
Mistress Heather





Jan 16 2008 9:26 PM

Everything's great. Hope all is well with you too...

Nikie





Jan 13 2008 10:33 PM

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Nikie





Jan 13 2008 10:27 PM

That fucking cracked me up. You're a fucking douchebag. Tell Susan I said hi. (Because I like her...and not you)
Erica





Jan 11 2008 4:29 AM


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Jan 10 2008 5:25 PM

I think I might be in love with you alittle
Nikie





Jan 8 2008 9:42 PM

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Jason





Dec 31 2007 11:40 PM

I love you, man. I haven't told you that in a while, and I want you to know; I love you. (in a totally homosexual way)
Nikie





Dec 9 2007 6:43 PM

You suck.
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