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Meth Tooth

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  • Genre: Death Metal / Grindcore / Metal

    Location Oconomowoc, Wisconsin, Un

    Profile Views: 70430

    Last Login: 2/1/2012

    Member Since 4/29/2008

    Website The cheapest one we could find

    Record Label <b>unsigned</b>

    Type of Label Unsigned

  • Bio

    <center><img border="0" width="0" height="0" src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyNzA1NjkxNzIwOTEmcHQ9MTI3MDU2OTE3NzY*NyZwPTI3MDgxJmQ9dHVuZVdpZGdldF9maXJzdF9nZW4mZz*xJm89/YTMzNjU1M2FiMTRjNDRlNGFlOTg2MzEzYzIxM2M2ODEmb2Y9MA==.gif" /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" height="415" width="434"> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="never" /> <param name="allowNetworking" value="internal" /> <param name="movie" value="http://cache.reverbnation.com/widgets/swf/19/tuneWidget.swf?twID=artist_728028&posted_by=artist_728028&shuffle=&autoPlay=false&blogBuzz=buzz" /> <param name="wmode" value="transparent" /> <embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" src="http://cache.reverbnation.com/widgets/swf/19/tuneWidget.swf?twID=artist_728028&posted_by=artist_728028&shuffle=&autoPlay=false&blogBuzz=buzz" height="415" width="434" wmode="transparent" /> </object><br /><a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LnJldmVyYm5hdGlvbi5jb20vZGlzdHJv" target="_blank"><img alt="sell music online" border="0" height="19" src="http://cache.reverbnation.com/widgets/content/19/footer.png" width="434" /></a><img border="0" width="0" height="0" src="http://www.reverbnation.com/widgets/trk/19/artist_728028/artist_728028/t.gif" /><a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LnF1YW50Y2FzdC5jb20vcC0wNS0tLXhvTmhUWFZj" target="_blank"><img src="http://pixel.quantserve.com/pixel/p-05---xoNhTXVc.gif" border="0" height="1" width="1" alt="Quantcast" /></a></center><br /><br />.... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ...... ..From the moment of the band name's conception to their present day status of Attic-Based Elevated Grinders, Dion has had a beard and a penchant for hickory, and Billy's had one (1) b in his name and has, in all likelihood, consumed several slices of pizza; both with and without extra cheese... Dion, the Gypsy-raised result of a hops-fuelled liaison between a human-sized dwarf and a Slovakian leprechaunette and Billy, a descendant of Cousin It and the unpaid, official representative of the World Golf-Attire Authority began writing in earnest. They quickly realised that their symphonic venture would pay off much more than their proposed aggressive takeover of Whittlin’s R Us and continued to grind sporadically throughout the season known as summer... A few months (and several hundred bulletins and classified ads) later, Mike was enveloped into the ensemble. Mike had just been fired from his once-illustrious career as an Ahomosexual live-stock fluffer for Bawdy Barnyard Productions after an… “incident“ involving a harmonica, a tub of hummus and an Episcopalian organ- grinder‘s monkey. Once taken on by Meth Tooth, he was put to work strangling the living daylights out of a Shure micro-ma-phone as well as doubling as the official Meth Tooth nip-gripper. At least he did once he'd overcome the nausea from his sudden elevation into the attic, now known as The Meth Lab... These gravity-enthusiasts, did not allow the lack of a Mother-Pluckin’ Octave-Popper to hold them back from their dream of being payed in beer, Monsters and Ball-In-A-Cups (or would that be Balls-In-A-Cup ?) in return for playing their set; even having a guest appearance from Dance Cadaverous' low-ender Johnno... That, apparently was it: Meth Tooth pretending to have a bassist annoyed the piss out of an ancient universal entity known only as Tsi Ss‘Ab, thus causing the aforementioned entity to copulate with a megasauric, amorous 13-fingered cellist of talents-most-gob-smacking. With a clear purpose in mind, Tsi Ss’Ab seduced MechaCellist with the endlessly looped "Legacies Of Molestation" intro and a 30 pack of PBR with a funnel, and their ensuing love-making destroyed entire galaxies (Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?). Thundering out of MechaCellist’s womb comes Ryan, swinging a five-string rumble-stick above his head to whereby storm his way into the Meth Lab and the band's hearts..... ..........DOWNLOAD OUR SPLIT WITH FESTERFUCK FOR FREE!..................................OR COPY AND PASTE THIS URL INTO YOUR BROWSER:..http://www.megaupload.com/?d=P2TVB9E4.............. ........CLICK FLYER FOR LARGER, TAGGED VERSION.... .............. .............. ..............
  • Members

    ............ .............. ...... .. .. .. .. .. ........................ ................Skin-Spankin' Sex Cymbal.. ....Knackers.... String-Strokin' Vortices............Knoodles.... Mic-Strangling Grind-Neck............Knipples.... Mother-Pluckin' Octave-Popper............Knuckles..
  • Influences

    ....Being able to play our instruments in a grind-like fashion, but also.....Soilent Green..Goratory..Fuck... I'm Dead..Blood Duster..Cephalic Carnage..Slayer..DamageD..Cryptopsy..Decrypt..Lividity..Suffocation..Origin..Coalesce..Deicide..Devourment..Intense Hammer Rage..Job For A Cowboy..Baalphegor..... to name a few
  • Sounds Like

    ....Trouble a-brewin'.....A baby giraffe dying.....Rattlin' a shit in a shoe-box.....23 stray cats fightin' in an abattoir full o' dyin' pigs.....Blotto barbershop quintet repeatedly suffering simultaneos judo-chops to their throats.....More trouble a-brewin'...

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From the moment of the band name's conception to their present day status of Attic-Based Elevated Grinders, Dion has had a beard and a penchant for hickory, and Billy's had one (1) b in his name and has, in all likelihood, consumed several slices of pizza; both with and without extra cheese.
Dion, the Gypsy-raised result of a hops-fuelled liaison between a human-sized dwarf and a Slovakian leprechaunette and Billy, a descendant of Cousin It and the unpaid, official representative of the World Golf-Attire Authority began writing in earnest. They quickly realised that their symphonic venture would pay off much more than their proposed aggressive takeover of Whittlin’s R Us and continued to grind sporadically throughout the season known as summer.
A few months (and several hundred bulletins and classified ads) later, Mike was enveloped into the ensemble. Mike had just been fired from his once-illustrious career as an Ahomosexual live-stock fluffer for Bawdy Barnyard Productions after an… “incident“ involving a harmonica, a tub of hummus and an Episcopalian organ- grinder‘s monkey. Once taken on by Meth Tooth, he was put to work strangling the living daylights out of a Shure micro-ma-phone as well as doubling as the official Meth Tooth nip-gripper. At least he did once he'd overcome the nausea from his sudden elevation into the attic, now known as The Meth Lab.
These gravity-enthusiasts, did not allow the lack of a Mother-Pluckin’ Octave-Popper to hold them back from their dream of being payed in beer, Monsters and Ball-In-A-Cups (or would that be Balls-In-A-Cup ?) in return for playing their set; even having a guest appearance from Dance Cadaverous' low-ender Johnno.
That, apparently was it: Meth Tooth pretending to have a bassist annoyed the piss out of an ancient universal entity known only as Tsi Ss‘Ab, thus causing the aforementioned entity to copulate with a megasauric, amorous 13-fingered cellist of talents-most-gob-smacking. With a clear purpose in mind, Tsi Ss’Ab seduced MechaCellist with the endlessly looped "Legacies Of Molestation" intro and a 30 pack of PBR with a funnel, and their ensuing love-making destroyed entire galaxies (Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?). Thundering out of MechaCellist’s womb comes Ryan, swinging a five-string rumble-stick above his head to whereby storm his way into the Meth Lab and the band's hearts.

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  • A L x

    THANKS ! ! ! ! 

    1 year ago
  • ARMPITROOTER


    any news when ya sendin package matre?
    prob good idea ya waited for th oz dollar to drop a bit
    same shit goin on here....gettin on with home ownership...fixin this n that...not much time for music any morehow you doin?: 

    1 year ago
  • Groin Mallet

    Hey bro sorry that we're gonna miss that show! I ended up putting my van into a tree at 70 mph and began a series of seizures after that so its been kind of chaotic here to say the least. We'll get you guys down here sometime though and I'm sure we'll make it up there again. In the mean time...KEEP IT BRUTAL! ..m/ 

    1 year ago
  • W.W.J.D

     so we finally got some tunes on our player!

    1 year ago
  • Cunt Blasting

     Thanks for the accept and your comment! It's all well. We will upload some new songs in the next days, and will be out a new split:).Hope, everything is okay with you too!
    Stay sick!

    2 years ago
  • Gore Bash

     sick music dudes!! stay disgusting

    2 years ago
  • ARMPITROOTER

    oi mate how did ya shows go? havent heard from ya in a while
    whats new?entertain me...im married with kids and need some stories lol cheers mate

    2 years ago
  • Zak Robinson

    New track sounds delicious, guys!

    2 years ago
  • IRREVERENCE (UPON THESE…

    Thanx for your add! Hope you enjoy our tunes!! We are planning the "UPON THESE ASHES TOUR 2011" and we are lookin' for gigs! If interested contact us at thrash@irreverence.it



    Ricky

    www.irreverence.it

    2 years ago
  • MTB

    joined up on your facebook..return the favor...

    2 years ago
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Members:


Skin-Spankin' Sex Cymbal

Knackers

String-Strokin' Vortices

Knoodles

Mic-Strangling Grind-Neck

Knipples

Mother-Pluckin' Octave-Popper

Knuckles



Influences:

Being able to play our instruments in a grind-like fashion, but also...
Soilent Green
Goratory
Fuck... I'm Dead
Blood Duster
Cephalic Carnage
Slayer
DamageD
Cryptopsy
Decrypt
Lividity
Suffocation
Origin
Coalesce
Deicide
Devourment
Intense Hammer Rage
Job For A Cowboy
Baalphegor
... to name a few

Sounds Like:

Trouble a-brewin'...
A baby giraffe dying...
Rattlin' a shit in a shoe-box...
23 stray cats fightin' in an abattoir full o' dyin' pigs...
Blotto barbershop quintet repeatedly suffering simultaneos judo-chops to their throats...
More trouble a-brewin'...

Record Label:

unsigned


..DOWNLOAD OUR SPLIT WITH FESTERFUCK FOR FREE!

......

..OR COPY AND PASTE THIS URL INTO YOUR BROWSER:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=P2TVB9E4

..


Stream

  1. Meth Tooth

    Oh oh. Stooley's makin' it down for Meth Tooth jam today. Which means here's gonna be a turd in our punchbowl. Repeat: There's gonna be a turd i

  2. Meth Tooth

    Awww yeah! More organised chaos tonight in The Meth Lab. Tighten the mess we already have and MAYbe embark upon The Tooph's NEXT whacky adventure...

  3. Meth Tooth

    Well, SHIT THE BED!

  4. Meth Tooth

    Tabbing drums and guitar for "Shit The Bed" and now I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE!!!! So many signature and tempo changes I had to bust out the abacus. But,

  5. Meth Tooth

    Ha ha! New Bob's Burgers was AWESOME!!! Felt like I was finger-banged with hilarity... -D.

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