Being able to play our instruments in a grind-like fashion, but also... Soilent Green Goratory Fuck... I'm Dead Blood Duster Cephalic Carnage Slayer DamageD Cryptopsy Decrypt Lividity Suffocation Origin Coalesce Deicide Devourment Intense Hammer Rage Job For A Cowboy Baalphegor ... to name a few
Sounds Like
Trouble a-brewin'... A baby giraffe dying... Rattlin' a shit in a shoe-box... 23 stray cats fightin' in an abattoir full o' dyin' pigs... Blotto barbershop quintet repeatedly suffering simultaneos judo-chops to their throats... More trouble a-brewin'...
From the moment of the band name's conception to their present day status of Attic-Based Elevated Grinders, Dion has had a beard and a penchant for hickory, and Billy's had one (1) b in his name and has, in all likelihood, consumed several slices of pizza; both with and without extra cheese.
Dion, the Gypsy-raised result of a hops-fuelled liaison between a human-sized dwarf and a Slovakian leprechaunette and Billy, a descendant of Cousin It and the unpaid, official representative of the World Golf-Attire Authority began writing in earnest. They quickly realised that their symphonic venture would pay off much more than their proposed aggressive takeover of Whittlin’s R Us and continued to grind sporadically throughout the season known as summer.
A few months (and several hundred bulletins and classified ads) later, Mike was enveloped into the ensemble. Mike had just been fired from his once-illustrious career as an Ahomosexual live-stock fluffer for Bawdy Barnyard Productions after an… “incident“ involving a harmonica, a tub of hummus and an Episcopalian organ- grinder‘s monkey. Once taken on by Meth Tooth, he was put to work strangling the living daylights out of a Shure micro-ma-phone as well as doubling as the official Meth Tooth nip-gripper. At least he did once he'd overcome the nausea from his sudden elevation into the attic, now known as The Meth Lab.
These gravity-enthusiasts, did not allow the lack of a Mother-Pluckin’ Octave-Popper to hold them back from their dream of being payed in beer, Monsters and Ball-In-A-Cups (or would that be Balls-In-A-Cup ?) in return for playing their set; even having a guest appearance from Dance Cadaverous' low-ender Johnno.
That, apparently was it: Meth Tooth pretending to have a bassist annoyed the piss out of an ancient universal entity known only as Tsi Ss‘Ab, thus causing the aforementioned entity to copulate with a megasauric, amorous 13-fingered cellist of talents-most-gob-smacking. With a clear purpose in mind, Tsi Ss’Ab seduced MechaCellist with the endlessly looped "Legacies Of Molestation" intro and a 30 pack of PBR with a funnel, and their ensuing love-making destroyed entire galaxies (Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?). Thundering out of MechaCellist’s womb comes Ryan, swinging a five-string rumble-stick above his head to whereby storm his way into the Meth Lab and the band's hearts.
Ahaha, Dick-weed, I like it. Better than Nic-hole. The only song I reckon I ever heard you sing was "My Michelle." It came on the Jukebox at dad's party and I was cracking up...imagining you with the fist punching movements and what not. Teehee. I didnt realise how bad your case of The Riffs was dude, how did the ointment go? Yes I would love any extra special Methtooth stuff; and just so you know I displayed the Tshirt while I was setting up for dad's party; one of my uncles loved it! If only I had a little mini boom box in my pocket I would be a walking talking mascot for DA TOOF!
Hi, how's it going? MONOGON initiate album release is today. Listen to the album on our page. Our album art just may surprise you! Comment if you like! HEAVY AS HELL FOREVER!!!!!! Have a good holiday week. Take it easy, Peace!
hey, hope everything is killer - just wanted to let you know SLOW FORM OF SUICIDE {www.myspace.com/slowformofsuicide} has uploaded their album "ALREADY DEAD" - so if you like fast, grimey, anti-rat, pro-weed, style punk rockery, come through, give it a listen, and get down for Bonetown - also, for fans of brutal deathgrind, NEKROPSY {www.myspace.com/nekropsy420} has posted select tracks from their album "REDEMPTION EXECUTION", as well as tracks from their split with INFIDEL {TR}
Hey greetings from Oregon, one of the main places Meth came from!
maybe we'll shred some shit some day! Make it out this way, the meth out here will keep your teeth perfectly intact unlike that nasty bunk wisconsin shit!
Blasphemous Hailz... Thanx for the add. Would love to see you guys in the Tampa area someday. It is the death metal capital of the world in my eyes. Keep it strong & brutal..... Pam
Fuck yeah, thats whats up!! I'm very excited about this, and my roomate the Cemetery Rapist is down to release this shit on Fuck the Ass, our label, unless u have outlets....whatever, I'm just excited to do this with yall!
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