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34 years old
PLEASANT HILL, CALIFORNIA
United States
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Music
The Smiths Morrissey The Catholic Comb Mister Loveless Vanishing Act Devo Kate Bush My Favorite Polytechnic The Mary Onettes The Pipettes MC5 Cut Copy The Softies New Order Office The Fall The Halo Benders The Sounds Fang The Shins Siversun Pickups Pulp The Decemberists The Streets Kimya Dawson Sonic Youth Stellastarr Stars Red House Painters Pogues Pinback The Housemartins The Beautiful South Neutral Milk Hotel Mates Of State Mazzy Star Ladytron Joanna Newsom Dokaka The Go Team Feist Elvis Elefant Doves Devendra Banhart The Cure The Sonics The Brian Jonestown Massacre Clap Your Hands Say Yeah Broken Social Scene The Libertines The Pixies The Organ...
Movies
Long Hot Summer City Of Lost Children The Hustler Rebel East of Eden Rumblefish North Shore Audition The Outsiders Westside Story Star Wars An American Werewolf In London After Dark Lost Boys Heathers Amelie Rad The Usual Suspects My Own Private Idaho Being John Malcovich The Hudsucker Proxy The Big Lebowski The Shining Kill Bills Rebecca Mulholland Drive Better Off Dead Of Mice And Men Cool Hand Luke Girl On A Bridge Clerks Three Colors Trilogy Breathless The Closet Repulsion Edward Scissorhands Say Anything The Eye Blade Runner True romance Swingers Wild At Heart The Professional...
Television
everybody has had one, and one is enough for anybody.
Books
Hemmingway, Camus, Cheever, Salinger, F Scott Fitzgerald, Steinbeck, Tennyson, Thorea...........actually, Skadoozle Mags and Entertainment rags.
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So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute, Strike that. Reverse it. I'll tell you a little about Myself, Currently Metro is responsible for producing nearly three thirds of the world's skadoozles. For those unfamiliar with a skadoozle it's a wooden plank with four wheels attached. What're they good for you ask...what purpose do they serve? I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing. After Charlie took over the factory, I was left with an excess of free time to design my many contraptions. Remember invention, my dear friends is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple...in this case however it was a little less ripple and a little more flippable. Some of my old factory workers never quite took to Charlie and decided to remain in my employ. This, I hear, was due to Charlie imposing a rigorous production schedule that favored heavy lifting over singing. When our skadoozle prototype finally found its way to completion none of us were sure it would work and then it hit me, oh...you should never, never doubt, what nobody is sure about. And, as you know my friends, the rest is history. In Wonkavision...for the first time ever.....The suspense is terrible...I hope it'll last...It's METRO, everybody's non pollutionary, anti institutionary, pro confectionery, factory of fun. If you have any problems, dial information, thank you for calling.
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