MetroSpy Conservative (Black Met)

MetroSpy Conservative

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Black Met
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Los Angeles, California, US
Last Login: 8/28/2010

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What the hell is MetroSpy?

METROSPY
Conservative Republican T-Shirts
MetroSpy is America's premier right-wing, attack brand. Our primary mission is to build and deploy effective retail counter measures against Hollywood leftist wussies, Democrats, liberal college campus girly-men, and the anti-American media conglomerates. Our goals are achieved through the strategic placement of conservative messages on your body, on the street and in yer mamma's house.

Our creative team designs all t-shirts, jackets and caps you see on this site. Many of our creations include edgy, often controversial political slogans. As a company, we don't believe in needless recycling programs and we don't go out of our way to to use 'Earth-Friendly' materials during our manufacturing processes. Some of our pre-manufactured raw goods are produced in overseas sweatshops where the workers make only ten cents a day. We're 'OK' with that. At MetroSpy, our most important considerations have to do with our customers. Our customers want value and service for their hard earned money.

If wiping out a few 'sand-flies' means we can offer our merchandise for a few pennies cheaper, that fly has got to go. Human beings are not destroying the planet. In a 100, 000 years the Earth will still be here. Over the next hundred years however, things may get warmer and things may get cooler. Either way, we don't care. During the next ice-age we expect to sell more sweatshirts than t-shirts and more beanies than baseball caps. Overall, future sales look pretty good. On a daily basis, we drive gas guzzling SUVs to make deliveries, we have bar-b-ques on Fridays and we use all manner of canned aerosols to clean and disinfect after a liberal leaves our office.

We don't have a problem with gays. They should have all the same rights as heterosexual men. They should be allowed to marry the woman of their choice.

We smoke cigars...lots of them. Adults who smoke too much sometimes get cancer. This is a risk they should be allowed to take.

Animals do not have rights. The ones that taste good should be eaten. The ones that are friendly should be kept as pets and the others, such as spiders and ants should be killed.

Genetically modified food could make lots of people rich and end world hunger. But because liberals hate the rich, the poor will just have to starve.

A few miles from here is the massive windmill farm just outside of Palm Springs. In our view, the windmills are ugly and the power they produce is an absolute joke. They should be melted down and turned into portable diesel generators or used to help form a dam or something.

All MetroSpy gatherings include massive amounts of red meat, fresh from the butcher. Select portions of dolphin, tuna, and manatee are also available from time to time.

Life starts at conception. If liberals were more honest with themselves they would advocate the killing of babies up until the child started preschool. How else would you really know if you want the kid until you have a chance to try him out for a few years.

Up until now, MetroSpy has been an equal opportunity employer. By being so fair and open minded, it turns out, most of our employees are minority. At last count their was only one White guy working here. At least we think he's White. Even the MetroSpy owners are Black. We're not sure how all of this minority stuff happened but we're now planning to rethink our non-discrimination policy.

For the most part, MetroSpy is a pretty simple little company. We're not hip or cool. Our dress code is basically Jeans and a T-shirt unless you're goin' to church or about to meet the President. We don't allow any of that San Francisco type, liberal, uppity, snobishnish anywhere near here.

Beer from a can, whiskey from a bottle... and smile! ...and one more thing - yes, we have guns.

How to take over the World
The following video outlines an interesting scenario. Although, I've never been a big fan of the wacky conspiracy theory types, consider the following question:

Let's say you're bored one afternoon. And for nothing more than shits and giggles you and your friends try to take over the World. Now, it's probably going to take more than an afternoon but humor me, please. -- What war would you fight?...What agreements would you make? and what steps would you take to accomplish this goal?

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Status: In a Relationship
Here for: Networking
Hometown: Simi Valley
Orientation: Straight
Religion: Agnostic
Zodiac Sign: Taurus
Drink: Yes

Schools

Simi Valley High
- Simi Valley, CA
- Graduated: 1989
- Student status: Alumni
1987 to 1989

Networking

- Marketing
- Advertising/PR
- Consultant

Companies

MetroSpy, LLC / METROSPY.COM
- Los Angeles, CA US

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Jul 20, 2007 8:21 AM Support the Troops - - Support the Mission!

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MetroSpy is here to help!
Today's liberals, hippies and democrats come in a wide variety of shapes, sizes and colors...making them increasingly more difficult to notice. Following are a few sure-fire signs which should help you more easily identify rabid-neo-hippies, granola-munchers and the occasional left-wing frog-licker.

First of all, they're noisy. They hum, sing songs and dance by themselves under the light of the moon.

Second, they're always demanding something for free...free money, free drugs, free 'somebody from jail', etc.

And the third thing they have in common is that they all emit the same funky odor. A friend of mine once described the scent as a cross between peppermint Schnapps, pot residue and chili Fritos.

So, there you have it! I hope this helps.

As always if you ever have a question about hippies, consider MetroSpy the AUTHORITY on the subject. Come to us for all your anti-hippie needs.

Hippies! Liberal politicians, democrats, anti-war nuts...they're all basically the same....they all crack me up.

MetroSpy T-Shirts
Buy our stuff and increase global warming TODAY!!

BURN BABY BURN!
The hysteria surrounding global warming is a crock. The idea that human beings are destroying the planet with BBQs and hair spray is stupid and silly...and I refuse to participate in this nonsense.

This is a 'how-to' guide on how to enjoy more of the wonderful resources the Earth has to offer. I encourage my friends to stop feeling guilty if they choose NOT to recycle. Burn those fossil fuels. Get out and drive your SUV...And by all means, leave the farting cows alone!

Meet the dumbest girl on YouTube!
When confronted with the facts she RUNS AWAY!! - Funny as Hell!

...and Part 2

AL QAEDA GETS OWNED BY METROSPY!
Muzzy freaks cry and riot in the streets over one of our shirts.

In case you didn't recognize the name and logo, this MySpace is published by MetroSpy. Since 2003 we've been promoting the use of excessive violence against terrorists, Jihadists and others of America's enemies. Waterboarding, sensory deprivation, and covert executions are all wonderful ways to deal with Al Qaeda.

Over the years we've come to be known for our somewhat harsh rhetoric and unapologetic treatment of liberal politicians like Dick Durban, Harry Reid and Dennis Kucinich who are sympathetic toward Al Qaeda ...But nothing has earned MetroSpy more attention than when we published those Danish cartoons on some of our t-shirts.

For more information about "Bomb Head Mohammad", read some of our Hatemail!!:Click Here >>