"El Guapo...would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?"
"A place where the beer flows like wine. A place where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called...Aspen."
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
"In the poker game of life, women are the rake."
"Pinchers of Power! Pinchers of Power! Guys, Data used Pinchers of Power!"
"Do you like apples? I got her number...how do you like them apples?"
"Shut up everyone! You're insulting the giant freaks!"
and this...
The Office:"I absorbed the other phetus. I now have the strength of a man and a baby."
30 Rock:"Aren't you the one who said to live each week like it was shark week, and nothing is impossible except dinosaurs?"
The View
Books
Blue Like Jazz, Searching for God Knows What, The Screwtape Letters, The Great Divorce, The Bible, Irresistable Revolution, Velvet Elvis, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Go Dog Go...not necessarily in that order. I think C.S. Lewis is the greatest writer (and possibly thinker) of all time, and Dr. Suess is a close second.
Heroes
The guy who invented Reeces Peanut Butter Cups, my wife, Shane Clayborne, single moms, Stephen (the martyr), Dwight Schrutte, and Russell Martin.
Matt, Matt, bo Batt's Details
Status:
Married
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Merced
Body type:
1' 1" / More to love!
Ethnicity:
Other
Religion:
Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:
Aries
Smoke / Drink:
No / No
Children:
Proud parent
Education:
Post grad
Occupation:
Ultimate Fighter
Income:
$250,000 and Higher
Matt, Matt, bo Batt is in your extended network view more
I always want what I believe to be proven by my actions. I love my wife, my boys, my God, and my Dodgers, although not necessarily in that order. I am tired of eating pizza...I try really hard to love people like Jesus does, although it doesn't work all the time. My Savior is my Joy.
Who I'd like to meet: Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Clive Staples Lewis, Will Clark, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Shaquille O'Neal, Steven Colbert, my kids 20 years from now, and Detective Michael Scarr.
Is it too late? I re-edited a little bit of the video, very very very little, just added a subtitle for someone, because it was a little hard to understand what they were saying. I don't know if you already did your business with it, or if you'd want...eh, eh?
Haha, that is alright. I do not get on it as much anymore either. Mainly when I get an email that someone commented or messaged me. Life is good. Pretty busy with school right now. :)
hhapy birthday to you! happy birthday to you! happy birthday matt davis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuu!!!! best birthday wishes from the hollister family!
hey man how is everything going back home. your little should be arriving very soon right. i am so excited for you and maya and for the boys. everything is going well here. hopefully i will get some leave soon and we will have to do something man.
hey matt i was wondering if i could bring the money to you later because i did not go to church this morning and zach did not go to youth so i really want to go wednesday and i have the money its just i need to give it to you so i was wondering if you wanted me to bring it to church or your house but i dont know where you live at. i also need your phone number please
. I love you too!
