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i’m a former/current/former internet porn star. i’m an artist, shower singing, bebe cake baking, photographing, chihuahua herding, Korean loving, poker playing, straight edge, caffeine addicted, website designing, WoW-playing, bedroom pole dancing bookworm. i wear grannie panties under sexy dresses, and lacy thongs under my jeans. i wear tons of makeup to look like i don’t wear any. right now, at this very moment, i'm doing what i always wanted to do. and in a few weeks, i'll be doing more stuff that i've always wanted to do. my boyfriend is in Nigeria WILLINGLY - like, he's not over there for a war or anything. i’m attempting to live the childhood i never got. i’m scared my boyfriend will make kim chee out of my cat. in an alternate universe, I’m a lvl 63 blood elf retribution paladin named Bellanoir. i give great advice and never take my own. i’ve lied about my age for the last 7 years. i use a dash and can’t work it. I NOW HAVE A CURVE! Still applies, though - can't work it. i don’t have credit cards. a month ago, i bought my first car. i’m on decent terms with my parents. I have never met my half sister or a potential half brother that my father no doubt created around 30+ years ago. i need a boob job. i also need an asian concubine. i have a small mouth and my boyfriend’s somewhat well endowed - i feel sorry for him. i seriously have the best job ever. i really want to meet TheLauren and Robert, and I want to get the chance to hang out with all of my myspace friends.

Anyone with a clue. Oh, also, in no particular order: art, vaderbaby, gilly, whydiscowhy, clintus mcgintus, liquid, SAAAAAAAAAARGE, mojo, BH, rob, miss M, anamay... god, the list goes on.