Black Mauriece
Michael McGaveston
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Fuck off you don't fucking know me!
Uomo
20 anni
Wellington, Wellington
Nuova Zelanda
Ultimo accesso: 31.08.2009
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Black Mauriece: Interessi
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I own a small fortune in ‘Kinda Surprise’ toys.................... I have more of a burning passion than a mere interest in the life and well being of goldfish. Further more i love all living things. I am a 5th level vegan in the prime of Buda’s blessing as well as a top level Jedi knight. Trust me i'm a catch worth catching. I have wonderful colourful (in a non racial way) beautiful friends who i adore, i have no drivers license I enjoy soccer, skate boards, 2 minute noodles, croquet, coffee, alcoholics, art, artists and long relaxing strolls on th beach. I'm an annoying opinionated introvert and I'm obsessed with Disney movies. I am a fully fledged street performer. I pilot attacks against high school librarians and make bubble machines in my spare time. I am in the process of dedicating my life or possibly just my holiday period to becoming a ninja warrior. I take unbelievable joy in steeling gnomes from old women, I have very poor morals and my decision making skills are terrible. music is in my soul, I did not say it wasn't in yours. I had no right to say that..
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I'm into afro beat, reggae, jazz, Rape, Terminal murder death rape, Acid beat, Break Beat acid funk, Funk, Funk acid...etc, Alternative, Underground Rap, Underground murder rap, rape rap, Jazz Funk Rap and etc. Alternative, Rock, Blues, Indie, Punk, Africana, Jazz, Acid Jazz, Latin Acid Jazz, Latin, Irish Pub Jigs, Sweet shit with accordions
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TRANSFORMERS... was the worst movie of my life... twice! chitty chity bang bang, musicals in general, Disney movies, any thing with Gene Kelly, pulp fiction, Die Hard 1-3, a score of Jonny Depp movies (including the ones with pirates) | | Libri |
The LORAX by Dr. Sues,
Maurice Sendak Picture books get me hot
Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S Thomson, Terry Pratchett, Mark Twain, Roald Dahl, Irvine Welsh ( I enjoy science fiction)Short stories, comic books... berrr
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Kimmy Melon Upstill:
Kimberly is my favorite
Susan/Chris:
Susan is my Buskathon inspiration a musical genious
beyond the phsycelogical grasp of man!!! my BESTEREST BEST friend, drinking buddy, busking partner and confidante. A tutor in strange new ways of trippin mind expansion' Susan Dosen't have a myspace:(
Gray Bidgood/Timberwolf/Perriwinkle: Words cannot discribe!!! Timberwolf may just be the most amazing person alive! No lies! if you have not met Gray Bidgood and touched him in an inappropriate manner you have not lived! Get onto it guys!
RobMAN:
Rob is into shakespere and swords rob rites crazy stories and poems and rob works at moble with zong. Rob wears pollyprops and jerseys and wooden beads rob taught me that life is love and also the way of mighty asian super powers ROB IS A NINJA but il keep his seacret
Rob wants to marry the person who invented lamb and mint pies... and i respect that
Power to Peace and Love
OH and i am his happy happy angry friend
Joshuah Wolfgang Fawcett/Chocolate Bear:
Josh Is one of my BESTEST BEST friends he likes black music and comes from the big time ghetto of mount vic over looking the ganster harbours of oriental bay and seatoun.
Josh... You are my hero
Josh... You do not have a myspace:(
Bella (Shoes) Sainsbury:
Bella picks the best shoes... I would also like to let the world know that Bella is a dirty slut a shouldn't be touched with any number of ten foot poles linked together to creat some kind of impossible pole legth (as poles only come in ten and five foot lengths in this universe)for this and this alone is Shoes my hero
Matt The Prefect!:
is no longer a prefect but has been shiped out to japan to become a big giant stunt man in b grade action films! and that's somthing i well aspire to.
Rob/Bob/Robalicious:
Otherwise Knowen as Rehab Robbie is mi swingin sister of soul and i love her/him sooo. A hero indeed
Chang/Wang/Lauren:
IS my top notch "twin" sister chang is me just a few steps ahead if i was a girl and was atracted to boys... obviously were not actuall twins but i do believe that its possible mi parents chucked me in a time machine wen i was born and sent me forward 2 years because they couldent deal with twins making me a freaky time machine baby. Yes mi sis n i get along swimmingly i do believe betterer than you do with ur sister and very probibly beterer than i do with you! scary? not even a touch ha!
Lauza chang chang wang chitty chitty bang bang!
Tom/MC Sex:
Tom is the epitome of of cool!!!! GOSH TOM! stop hoggin all the fricken cool!
Andy Warhol, Baquiat, David Bowie,
Hudertwazzer, Kurt Vonnegut, Dr. Sues, Mark Twain, Maurice Sendak, Jeff Smith,
MAXWELL SMART,
Johnny Depp,
The Mad Hatter,
Charles Chaplin,
Jiminey Cricket,
Sponge Bob,
The Man/Men/Woman/orWomen who wrote the song "Pink Elephants on Parade!!!",
Hippeys in general,
Michael J Fox,
Jimmy Page,
Jimi Hendrix,
Frank Black,
SPIDER MAN,
Walt Disney,
WONDER WOMAN,
CARSON from that homosexual program,
Jesus,
Uncle Albert from Mary Poppins you know the one who loves to laugh,
JD Scrubs,
Chandler and Joey, |
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Music-elitist.com, Sexy Bitches Unit!, Beer in the Shower
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Black Mauriece: Dettagli
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| Stato: | Sentimentalmente occupato/a | | Cerco: | Amici | | Orientamento: | Etero | | Città natale: | Wellington | | Corporatura: | Media | | Etnia: | Bianca/caucasica | | Religione: | Buddista | | Segno zodiacale: | Acquario | | Figli: | I bambini mi piacciono, ma non fanno per me | | Istruzione: | Scuola superiore | | Occupazione: | Street Performance |
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Black Mauriece: parlo di me |
Chi sono:
My name is Michael, Mauriece or Max depending solely on your personal sexual orientation. Breeding goldfish is my greatest joy and has recently become my primary (only) source of income. I am the happiest man alive and i can prove it!. I am 19 i am a player of guitars, pianos, harmonicas and BONGO drums. I have the highest level of medi-cloriens you will ever see.
Medi-cloriens are just a conduit through which the Force flows, but don't you worry I have plenty of that to.
TO LITTER IS A TERRIBLE SIN. MAY THE EARTH MOTHER COME UP AND SWALLOW ALL YOU DIRTY GREAT SINNERS.
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