Mika
"Rhymes with Topeka!"

Female
50 years old
Newton, Massachusetts
United States



Last Login: 8/20/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/michaelacooper  

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    Mika's Interests
Generalprotracted delirium, spicy food, words, extended make-up sessions, extended make-out sessions, dress-up, nakedness, inventing music
Musicsmart women who write their own music and play keyboards or electric guitar. 80's new-wave. glamrock. film and tv soundtracks. liszt. gamelan. the dresden dolls. sidewalk driver. adam glasseye. ad frank. sarah rabdau. HUMANWINE. MEandJOANCOLLINS. fluttr effect. robby roadsteamer. the steamy bohemians. logan5 and the runners. clara engel. amy denio.
Moviesbeyond the valley of the dolls, desperate living, female trouble, faster pussycat kill! kill!, mulholland drive, but i'm a cheerleader, fargo, lebowski, blood simple, clockwork orange, the servant, the go-between, the piano, performance, trainspotting, adaptation, cook thief, anything by john waters, russ meyer, kubrick, roeg, the coens, wiseman, errol morris, ridley scott, charlie kaufman, or monty python.
Televisionl-word (1st season), house (1st 2 seasons), daily show, colbert report, sorkin-era west wing, sherman-palladino-era gilmore girls, orbach-era law and order.
Booksdictionaries and other reference works -- field guides, usage manuals, stain-removal handbooks
Heroesjohn waters, diogenes, nietzsche, simone de beauvoir, anais nin, tori amos, shirley manson, eddie izzard, david bowie, ludwig wittgenstein, ludwig van beethoven, king ludwig of bavaria, christine jorgenson, paula begoun, gayle rubin, amanda palmer, brian viglione, nellie mckay, mary lynn rajskub, randall grahm

     Mika's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:bloomfield hills
Body type:5' 8"
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Children:Proud parent
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Personality

   Mika's Schools
Wellesley College
Wellesley,Massachusetts
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: English & American Studies, Film, Queer Lit
Clubs: WLBFT (ex officio), WZLY & Hoop (honorary)
 

1990 to 1999
Harvard University
Cambridge,Massachusetts
Graduated: 1990
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: English Language & Literature
Clubs: Narrative, Women's Studies, and Gay & Lesbian Colloquia; CONTACT Peer Sex Counseling; ArtsOrgASM
 

1982 to 1990
University Of Michigan-Ann Arbor
Ann Arbor, MI
Graduated: 1979
Student status: Alumni
Major: Honors English
Minor: Greek
Clubs: Actors' Ensemble
 

1975 to 1979
Cranbrook Schools
Bloomfield Hil, MI
Graduated: 1975
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Film
 

1961 to 1975



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   Mika's Blurbs
About me:

Bigboned myohypertrophic nancy-drew-type femme, wet thighs, likes synapse-zapping cinematography, curious music, evocative words, clever ideas.

Check out my friendster profile for more details.

My blog is called mikarrhea

MikaFAQ:

Are you really that old?
Yes, but I compensate by being very immature.

I'm [17, 20, 25, 39. . .]. Are you into younger guys?
Smart, cute, not-altogether-straight ones. I'm not your typical run-of-the-milf.

What are you?
Are/Aren't you really a woman/man/tranny/pre-op?
These questions are all ultimately about membership. That is, what they're really wondering is whether I currently have a . . . um . . . member, ever had one, or will have one in the future. All I can say is a real lady never reveals her membership status, much less imparts her poonanny chronicles, to someone with whom she hasn't become properly acquainted. If, however, you do get to know me in the real world, I'll be only too happy, even out in public, as friends will testify, to let you put your hand all the way up my skirt . . . and clamp that snoopy hand securely between my puissant thighs for the rest of the evening, releasing it at last a crushed, bloodless, and odoriferous bloom.

What do mean by you "inventing music"? Isn't that like Al Gore saying he invented the internet?
Ha . . . Ha. . . .

I would've written "writing music," except that I rarely undertake actually to write it down. Some hasty garageband-driven recordings of mine can be heard here.
I did actually write out and arrange the wedding music when I got married, in a previous century. I've posted some movements from the parodic Latin mass — hissy recordings of an under-rehearsed orchestra and choir before a midwinter audience of tuberculars in a chilly echo chambe — i mean, of loved ones at the university church. Among the movements are the dreamy, not to say soporific, Semper Ubi Sub Ubi (get it?) and the rather more sprightly, not to say unnecessarily loud and busy, Callucallei/Frabjus Dei Reprise

Unsolicited blurbs from my inbox:

sexy as hell,   john
wild cam shots   Visionary Consultant
Your a dude,an ugly one too.I can see your five O'clock shadow,your gross ,be honest with people scum bag.Your a man so be one!   Mark
nice pic hot legs   mike
CUTE PICS VERY SEXY
M/46/NH   matt
i would love to get naked wuith you and lick ya whole body!   Boston's Finezt
Subject: stunning
Body: Thank you for sharing your beauty   Ben
Subject: Greetings from Germany
Body: Hi Mika,
I found your profile by in myspace.com accidentally. I like your photos, you are a very beautiful woman.
Best wishes from Germany   Werner

P.S. Please excuse my bad english
Subject: WTF???
Body: You look like that guy from silence of the lambs.   SPUDSPUD
Subject: Hey want to cum....
Body: Hey, how are you? I hope you do not take offense to this, but I was wondering if you would consider having phone sex with me. You are very hot, and I like your pics! If this is something you would consider, please let me know. Thanks.    Jason
hello i am a m/w/bi/m 39 would you like for me to have sex with you.   kevin
i was wondering if u are into younger guys. because i am into older women. and u are beautiful.
i hope to hear from u soon   HENRY
Cute pic's what are you up too.   Schrick
your a guy dont fool yourself   Don Banks
I just wanted to let you know that I came across your page and just thought you were an absolutely beautiful...are you into younger guys?   Hooooooooo-Kiiiiiiiiiiid
hello i hope you dont mind me saying that you are one the most beautiful females i have ever seen in my life and i would realy like to add youi as a friend   ronald
hello how are you? you have a really attractive prof. pic and just wanted to stop in to give you that compliment. i am a 29m from allston and wanted to stop in to give you that compliment    denis
Date: Sep 15 2006 4:12 AM
Subject: MMMMMMMM
Body: GOT HOT WIT THAT PICTURE U HAVE.CORSETTE ONE.OR WATEVER U CALL IT.PLUS UR BIG KISSABLE LIPPS.MMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM ANYTIME BABDOLL
   DANCE WITH ME

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Date: Sep 15 2006 5:04 PM
Subject: RE: RE: MMMMMMMM
Body:

----------------- Original Message -----------------

>From: Mika
>Date: Sep 15, 2006 1:59 PM

>thanks! that's sweet!

>m.

ur very welcum hotstuff.i enjoyed loooking.;-)~ hehe

   DANCE WITH ME

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Date: Sep 15 2006 5:34 PM
Subject: OH NO WAYYY
Body: FUK THAT.I THOUGHT I WERE SUM UGLEE ASS WOMAN I COULD GET PICTURES FROM,NOT A FRIKKEN MAN.JEEESH SICKO..DERANGED IDIOT.
   DANCE WITH ME
HEY FAGGOT...YOU HAVE A PENIS...GET OVER IT    TREVORTREVOR
one of those long drawn out myspace trips where you end up at a profile and you have no idea how you got there. tonight you were the end of my road...actually i am a one time philosophy major so i think i made my way to you through wittgenstein....anyway you have a wonderful profile. definitely the most original and interesting person i have seen on here in a long time. Cheers!   nick
Subject: hey
Body: do u have any naughty pics?

Jesse Eddur 

Subject: In Lust
Body: You had me at wet thighs-want to know more beautiful!

Paul 

Subject: No Subject
Body: hello! likes you ! licks ......
your many times sexual climax !
forgives me. thanks .

abc 

Date: Jan 15, 2008 10:26 AM
Subject: RE: you
Body: I love looking at you,you are so sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Date: Jan 15, 2008 10:10 AM
Subject: RE: you
Body: You are very welcome GOURGOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mika
Date: Jan 14, 2008 11:14 PM


thank you, again!
xo,
mika

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: paul
Date: Jan 14, 2008 8:49 AM

You look so AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: Jan 12, 2008 2:40 PM
Subject: WOW
Body: God you are so HOT looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

paul 

Who I'd like to meet:

Those whom are acquainted with the objective case of the relative pronoun.

Fantasize about attending a weekend mansion-party, like Hermione's in Women in Love, with David Bowie, Dorothy Parker, Eddie Izzard, John Waters, Shirley Manson, Oscar Wilde, Anais Nin, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Bertrand Russell, Edmund White, Lorrie Moore, Pat Califia, Vlad Nabokov, Helen Dewitt, Donald Cammell, Margaret Cho, Lady Murasaki, Tori Amos, Aimee Mann, Cillian Murphy, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Randall Grahm, and Catullus. Or maybe a week-long cruise. Where someone (other than I) gets murdered. Maybe Catullus (for his bad verses)?

I'd also like to meet Thomas Zwaagstra, since I continue to edit my profile by manipulating a CSS template originally provided by Thomas's Myspace Editor V4.1 — which facilitates putting names to faces among the undifferentiated throng of MySpace's CSS class definitions.


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 K A t E 





Mika's Friends Comments
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HUMANWINE





Aug 13 2008 12:17 AM

Avast Ye! How you doin'?
Amy Denio





Aug 4 2008 8:04 AM

la bellissima Mika!
so great to cross paths again after a mere 30 years
big kiss from Seattle
Amy
master mowglie





Jul 4 2008 1:24 AM

you have to call me. literally you are too quiet.

email? photo? pwetty PWEASE?
master mowglie





Jul 3 2008 12:47 PM

i eh miss talkn to you.
you ok?
master mowglie





Jun 1 2008 12:54 PM

I have never in my life been kissed on the lips from a sweetheart rockstar hehe.

My lips are not the same now lol
Robyn





May 25 2008 5:11 AM

cheers to shredded bread in cvs bags!It was great to see you.
Revo Lution





Apr 15 2008 12:03 AM

Hey sweets, how ya doin?
Edrie (One of the Broken Toys)





Apr 6 2008 11:19 AM

Thinking of you this morning
G Whillikens





Mar 17 2008 9:58 PM

me likey the green hair. hope lots is well with you.
The Sunny Kitty!





Mar 16 2008 10:07 PM

Bunny love.
valicious cellocity





Mar 8 2008 6:17 PM

woo hoo!

thanks for coming to the show, it was great to see you there.

lub
val
The Trickiest





Mar 8 2008 3:47 PM

You are the sweetest! I was so happy to see you out! Wicked bummed I couldn't make the after party. Whoulda thought I'd run out of gas looking for an open station in Cambridge? Yikes. At least the triple A guy was cute.

xoxoxoxoxo

niki
Miss Molotov Cocktail





Mar 8 2008 9:44 AM

XOXOXXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX! Your Wonderful!
• Send : Love : to : Iran •





Feb 27 2008 8:47 PM


Thanks, new friend!
Walter Sickert & THe ARmy of BRoken TOys





Feb 15 2008 4:27 AM

Photobucket
Love&Tentacles
-W.S
K A t E





Feb 7 2008 6:35 PM

i love that Apartment
Clara Engel





Feb 1 2008 7:53 AM

why thank you for the lovely comment :-)
i'm play a few shows in n.y. at the end of march/beginning of april.... someday boston too! i promise!
ce
Robyn





Jan 17 2008 3:21 AM

"I'm proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It's great. It's huge. It's enormous. Massive. If I looked like that I'd walk down the street in my panties too."

- Victoria Beckham, on David's Armani underwear billboards
Nicole





Jan 16 2008 6:16 PM

Yeeeess! It's been far too long. Let's rock out!
Dany





Jan 16 2008 4:46 PM

Here's to 2008. Great new pic!
Sarah RabDAU and Self-Employed Assassins





Jan 15 2008 10:10 PM

thanks for coming to the show last Friday, Mika. Always nice to see you out and about. A sure fire way to make me smile.

xoxox

~sarah
Walter Sickert & THe ARmy of BRoken TOys





Jan 15 2008 5:57 AM

iF u R FrEe CoMe FoR Toys n' TeA!
Photobucket
B O N Y L I L





Jan 12 2008 4:36 PM


Sex Workers’ Art Show’s NEW BOOK





Jan 12 2008 9:50 AM


Come see us out on the road! burlesque, brilliant readings, music, and other performance art created by people who work in the sex industry! Featuring the best body in burlesque Dirty Martini, porn star and writer Lorelei Lee, feminist writer and cultural critic Chris Kraus, comic queen of cleavage the World Famous *BOB*, award-winning writer Kirk Read, musical theatre mutineer Erin Markey, dominatrix Keva I. Lee, and internationally legendary performance artist Krylon Superstar.

check www.sexworkersartshow.com for schedule updates!
January
17 Portland, OR The East End
18 Olympia, WA Washington Center for the Arts
19 Davis, CA UC Davis
20 San Francisco, CA Victoria Theatre
21 San Diego, CA Brick by Brick
22 Los Angeles, CA UCLA
23 Claremont, CA Pitzer College
24 Prescott, AZ TBA
25 Flagstaff, AZ Northern Arizona University
26 Santa Fe, NM College of Santa Fe
28 Tulsa, OK Nightingale Theatre
30 New Orleans, LA Zeitgeist Gallery
31 Huntsville, AL Flying Monkey Arts
February
1 Atlanta, GA Eyedrum Gallery
2 Greensboro, NC Guilford College
3 Durham, NC Duke University
4 Williamsburg, VA College of William and Mary
5 Richmond, VA Virginia Commonwealth University
6 Baltimore, MD Patterson Theater (2 shows)
7 Washington, DC TBA
8 TBA
9 TBA
10 Asbury Park, NJ Asbury Lanes
12 NYC The Zipper Theatre
13 Annandale, NY Bard College
14 TBA
15 Boston, MA Collidge Corner Theater
16 TBA
17 Providence, RI Rhode Island School of Design
18 Middletown, CT Wesleyan University
19 TBA
20 Ann Arbor, MI University of Michigan
21 TBA
22 Gambier, O
Ms B - away for a month





Jan 8 2008 6:52 PM

Hi Mika!

how ya doing?

i hope you had a nice new year...

i had an interesting new years....in surgery....i'm a lot more like you than i used to be... :)
sidewalk driver





Jan 8 2008 2:57 AM

We Love You Mika!