Mika
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"Rhymes with Topeka!"
Female
50 years old
Newton, Massachusetts
United States
Last Login: 8/20/2008
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Mika's Interests
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| General | protracted delirium, spicy food, words, extended make-up sessions, extended make-out sessions, dress-up, nakedness, inventing music | | Music | smart women who write their own music and play keyboards or electric guitar. 80's new-wave. glamrock. film and tv soundtracks. liszt. gamelan. the dresden dolls. sidewalk driver. adam glasseye. ad frank. sarah rabdau. HUMANWINE. MEandJOANCOLLINS. fluttr effect. robby roadsteamer. the steamy bohemians. logan5 and the runners. clara engel. amy denio. | | Movies | beyond the valley of the dolls, desperate living, female trouble, faster pussycat kill! kill!, mulholland drive, but i'm a cheerleader, fargo, lebowski, blood simple, clockwork orange, the servant, the go-between, the piano, performance, trainspotting, adaptation, cook thief, anything by john waters, russ meyer, kubrick, roeg, the coens, wiseman, errol morris, ridley scott, charlie kaufman, or monty python. | | Television | l-word (1st season), house (1st 2 seasons), daily show, colbert report, sorkin-era west wing, sherman-palladino-era gilmore girls, orbach-era law and order. | | Books | dictionaries and other reference works -- field guides, usage manuals, stain-removal handbooks | | Heroes | john waters, diogenes, nietzsche, simone de beauvoir, anais nin, tori amos, shirley manson, eddie izzard, david bowie, ludwig wittgenstein, ludwig van beethoven, king ludwig of bavaria, christine jorgenson, paula begoun, gayle rubin, amanda palmer, brian viglione, nellie mckay, mary lynn rajskub, randall grahm |
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Mika's Details
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| Status: | Divorced | | Here for: | Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Bi | | Hometown: | bloomfield hills | | Body type: | 5' 8" | | Religion: | Atheist | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | Post grad | | Occupation: | Personality |
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Mika's Schools
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Wellesley College
Wellesley,Massachusetts
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: English & American Studies, Film, Queer Lit
Clubs: WLBFT (ex officio), WZLY & Hoop (honorary)
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1990 to 1999 |
Harvard University
Cambridge,Massachusetts
Graduated: 1990
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: English Language & Literature
Clubs: Narrative, Women's Studies, and Gay & Lesbian Colloquia; CONTACT Peer Sex Counseling; ArtsOrgASM
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1982 to 1990 |
University Of Michigan-Ann Arbor
Ann Arbor, MI
Graduated: 1979
Student status: Alumni
Major: Honors English
Minor: Greek
Clubs: Actors' Ensemble
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1975 to 1979 |
Cranbrook Schools
Bloomfield Hil, MI
Graduated: 1975
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Film
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1961 to 1975 |
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About me:
Bigboned myohypertrophic nancy-drew-type femme, wet thighs, likes synapse-zapping cinematography, curious music, evocative words, clever ideas.
Check out my friendster profile for more details.
My blog is called mikarrhea
MikaFAQ:
Are you really that old?
Yes, but I compensate by being very immature.
I'm [17, 20, 25, 39. . .]. Are you into younger guys?
Smart, cute, not-altogether-straight ones. I'm not your typical run-of-the-milf.
What are you?
Are/Aren't you really a woman/man/tranny/pre-op?
These questions are all ultimately about membership. That is, what they're really wondering is whether I currently have a . . . um . . . member, ever had one, or will have one in the future. All I can say is a real lady never reveals her membership status, much less imparts her poonanny chronicles, to someone with whom she hasn't become properly acquainted. If, however, you do get to know me in the real world, I'll be only too happy, even out in public, as friends will testify, to let you put your hand all the way up my skirt . . . and clamp that snoopy hand securely between my puissant thighs for the rest of the evening, releasing it at last a crushed, bloodless, and odoriferous bloom.
What do mean by you "inventing music"? Isn't that like Al Gore saying he invented the internet?
Ha . . . Ha. . . . I would've written "writing music," except that I rarely undertake actually to write it down. Some hasty garageband-driven recordings of mine can be heard here. I did actually write out and arrange the wedding music when I got married, in a previous century. I've posted some movements from the parodic Latin mass — hissy recordings of an under-rehearsed orchestra and choir before a midwinter audience of tuberculars in a chilly echo chambe — i mean, of loved ones at the university church. Among the movements are the dreamy, not to say soporific, Semper Ubi Sub Ubi (get it?) and the rather more sprightly, not to say unnecessarily loud and busy, Callucallei/Frabjus Dei Reprise
Unsolicited blurbs from my inbox:
sexy as hell, john
wild cam shots Visionary Consultant Your a dude,an ugly one too.I can see your five O'clock shadow,your gross ,be honest with people scum bag.Your a man so be one! Mark nice pic hot legs mike CUTE PICS VERY SEXY
M/46/NH matt i would love to get naked wuith you and lick ya whole body! Boston's Finezt
Subject: stunning
Body: Thank you for sharing your beauty Ben
Subject: Greetings from Germany
Body: Hi Mika,
I found your profile by in myspace.com accidentally.
I like your photos, you are a very beautiful woman. Best wishes from Germany Werner
P.S. Please excuse my bad english Subject: WTF???
Body: You look like that guy from silence of the lambs. SPUD
Subject: Hey want to cum....
Body: Hey, how are you? I hope you do not take offense to this, but I was wondering if you would consider having phone sex with me. You are very hot, and I like your pics! If this is something you would consider, please let me know. Thanks. Jason
hello i am a m/w/bi/m 39 would you like for me to have sex with you. kevin i was wondering if u are into younger guys. because i am into older women. and u are beautiful.
i hope to hear from u soon HENRY Cute pic's what are you up too. Schrick
your a guy dont fool yourself Don Banks
I just wanted to let you know that I came across your page and just thought you were an absolutely beautiful...are you into younger guys? Hooooooooo-Kiiiiiiiiiiid hello i hope you dont mind me saying that you are one the most beautiful females i have ever seen in my life and i would realy like to add youi as a friend ronald
hello how are you? you have a really attractive prof. pic and just wanted to stop in to give you that compliment. i am a 29m from allston and wanted to stop in to give you that compliment
denis
Date: Sep 15 2006 4:12 AM
Subject: MMMMMMMM
Body: GOT HOT WIT THAT PICTURE U HAVE.CORSETTE ONE.OR WATEVER U CALL IT.PLUS UR BIG KISSABLE LIPPS.MMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM ANYTIME BABDOLL
DANCE WITH ME* * *
Date: Sep 15 2006 5:04 PM
Subject: RE: RE: MMMMMMMM
Body:
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>From: Mika
>Date: Sep 15, 2006 1:59 PM
>thanks! that's sweet!
>m.
ur very welcum hotstuff.i enjoyed loooking.;-)~ hehe
DANCE WITH ME
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Date: Sep 15 2006 5:34 PM Subject: OH NO WAYYY
Body: FUK THAT.I THOUGHT I WERE SUM UGLEE ASS WOMAN I COULD GET PICTURES FROM,NOT A FRIKKEN MAN.JEEESH SICKO..DERANGED IDIOT.
DANCE WITH ME
HEY FAGGOT...YOU HAVE A PENIS...GET OVER IT
TREVOR
one of those long drawn out myspace trips where you end up at a profile and you have no idea how you got there. tonight you were the end of my road...actually i am a one time philosophy major so i think i made my way to you through wittgenstein....anyway you have a wonderful profile. definitely the most original and interesting person i have seen on here in a long time. Cheers! nick
Subject: hey Body: do u have any naughty pics?
Jesse Eddur 
Subject: In Lust
Body: You had me at wet thighs-want to know more beautiful!
Paul 
Subject: No Subject Body:
hello! likes you ! licks ......
your many times sexual climax !
forgives me. thanks .
abc 
Date: Jan 15, 2008 10:26 AM Subject: RE: you Body:
I love looking at you,you are so sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Date: Jan 15, 2008 10:10 AM
Subject: RE: you
Body: You are very welcome GOURGOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
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From: Mika
Date: Jan 14, 2008 11:14 PM
thank you, again!
xo,
mika
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From: paul
Date: Jan 14, 2008 8:49 AM
You look so AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: Jan 12, 2008 2:40 PM Subject: WOW Body:
God you are so HOT looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
paul 
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Who I'd like to meet:
Those whom are acquainted with the objective case of the relative pronoun. Fantasize about attending a weekend mansion-party, like Hermione's in Women in Love, with David Bowie, Dorothy Parker, Eddie Izzard, John Waters, Shirley Manson, Oscar Wilde, Anais Nin, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Bertrand Russell, Edmund White, Lorrie Moore, Pat Califia, Vlad Nabokov, Helen Dewitt, Donald Cammell, Margaret Cho, Lady Murasaki, Tori Amos, Aimee Mann, Cillian Murphy, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Randall Grahm, and Catullus. Or maybe a week-long cruise. Where someone (other than I) gets murdered. Maybe Catullus (for his bad verses)?
I'd also like to meet Thomas Zwaagstra, since I continue to edit my profile by manipulating a CSS template originally provided by Thomas's Myspace Editor V4.1 — which facilitates putting names to faces among the undifferentiated throng of MySpace's CSS class definitions.
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