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"I was part of that strange race of people aptly described as: spending thier lives doing things they detest, to make money they don't want, to buy things they don't need, to impress people they dis-like."

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30 years old
ATLANTA, GEORGIA
United States



Last Login: 8/12/2008
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GeneralArt, Music, dime store psychology, your mom.
MusicTHE LISPS BEEEITCH!!! Tom Waits, The decemberist, black eyes, nick drake, White stripes, death from above, Julie Ruin, Le tigre, The smiths, Amiee Mann, the shins, G-love, Iron and wine, Joni mitchell, Kittie, Marvin gaye, Rufis Wainwright, Weezer Too many just too many.
MoviesGandi, Fear and loathing, Fight club, Kingpin, The Big lebowski, The razors edge, wedding crashers, Swingers, The 40yr old virgin, High fideilty, Old school, Too many to list mostly comedies. Any Documentary!!
TelevisionDont be an ass clown.
BooksAny by Chuck Palinick, Jack Kerouac, Ludwig Wittgenstein Benjamin Disraeli, Byron, Vergil, Rebecca West, Don Helder Camara, Emile Henry Gauvreau, Dante Alighieri, Audre Lorde, Baise Pascal If you recommend anything in the vein of a self help or art book I will rape your horses and ride off on your women. <<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'help I'm stuck on the tracks at the RR crossing and a train is coming!!' then get out of the car, 'I can't! The doors are locked and there are people ahead of me and behind me!!' 'better start praying then. I can't!! There is no god.' better turn to jazz flavors 107 on your FM dial, lay back and wait then. 'I can't!!! I'm too nervous! I'm going to blow myself up!!!!
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     nude Jesus's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:GEEEEOOORGIA
Body type:6' 2" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:Asian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Occupation:hatemonger

   nude Jesus's Schools
Clayton College And State University
Morrow,Georgia
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Clubs: If you care your probably a dork
 

1997 to 2001
Georgia State University
Atlanta,Georgia
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: once again dont be a dork
 

1996 to 2000
Mount Zion High School
Jonesboro,Georgia
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1991 to 1996

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1944-present



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Apr 8 2008 3:36 AM

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Mar 12 2008 9:20 PM

So, if you GET your own TV show, can I come on as a regular drunk guest and heckle people??
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Mar 1 2008 7:15 PM

Just look at that face. You need your own TV show.
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Feb 29 2008 6:20 PM

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Feb 23 2008 3:01 PM

HAPPY B-DAY! Make it MAGICAL!

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Feb 22 2008 7:42 PM

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Feb 22 2008 6:11 PM

Don't know if I like or understand the display name but whatever floats your boat. Just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday!!! Hope you have a great day tomorrow!!!
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Feb 22 2008 10:01 AM

Hahahahappy Babababahhthdaaay!!!! Hey I'm in the Netherlands. Yeah right now. I'll call when I return. You having party this weekend? I'm back Sunday.
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Feb 18 2008 10:34 PM

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Feb 13 2008 9:39 PM

Hello there long lost friend...What's been happening?? Hope you have a good week:)
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Feb 12 2008 10:32 PM

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Feb 11 2008 2:31 AM

oh that was from you???.....yikes---guess i need to take back some of the harsh words that were said to others- you really should have made that more of a memorable rash!?! ;)
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Feb 8 2008 8:00 PM

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Jan 26 2008 2:51 AM

Your a friggn' idiot... That pic is priceless!!!

-mc
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Jan 11 2008 9:44 PM

What up fucker?

-mc
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Jan 2 2008 8:38 AM

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Dec 26 2007 12:30 AM


Merry Christmas!!!
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Dec 11 2007 5:57 PM

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Nov 16 2007 2:38 AM

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Nov 1 2007 5:39 AM

Swell your hope...

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Oct 4 2007 3:56 PM

What up boy!? You and Marcos getting together this weekend? I have a wedding to go to Saturday evening but we should all get together and hang. Especially since you live so close and I still don't know where that is :oP
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Sep 18 2007 10:54 PM

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Sep 17 2007 9:04 PM

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Sep 3 2007 1:36 AM

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Aug 29 2007 12:04 AM

Sorry it was such a hit and run! You going to Drive Invasion this weekend?
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Aug 28 2007 7:53 PM

Well since I moved up there I don't hang with your boy as much. Come by the house some time. I forgot to save your # that time you called and when I did remember it was to late. It was already gone. So give me a ring sometime. You can come check out my new place. I freaking love it up there!!!
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Aug 28 2007 6:16 PM

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Aug 24 2007 6:27 PM

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