About me: I am a comedian living in Los Angeles. My humor is uplifting and fun. My business background is fulfilling. Making people laugh is my life.
Have fun out here. Post a comment if you enjoy my comedy or just want to say something nice.
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www.MichaelBatts.com
My wife is beautiful! Here are some wedding photos...
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Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
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4Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven.
5"And whoever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me. 6But if anyone causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a large millstone hung around his neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.
MAY WE ALL BE BLESSED AS CHILDREN OF GOD YOUR SISTER IN CHRIST, ANDREA
Hows the comedy goin 4 ya,Tell us your story of Love. The heartbreak, the heartache, or the Happiness. I was left Royal Blue. Kc Myspace Band Player Generator $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$MONEY BACK GUARANTEE$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Thank you. How have you been????? I see you have a little one, too. What a cutie. Enjoy while you can! I can't believe mine are so old. This picture is actually a couple years old.
You and Mz. Berna : ) are truly insane in the best way possible. Isabella is so pecious and such a doll. She is very fortunate to have two loving and wonderful parents as you two are. I am sure that she will be blessed with the wit, personality and charm that you two have more than enough of. It is truly a joy watching her grow up and you two loving her as you do. Izzie is definitely the "Lil Woman in Charge"Hey.. that should be the name of the movie #2010 when she turns 2.
Hey Mr. Batts...congrats to you and Bern...Isabella is beautiful! Hope all is well and good luck on catching up on some sleep...the movie was funny as hell...can't wait for the sequel...Peace out.
Congratulations! We hope to meet her at Christmas time...or sooner if you come home before then! Welcome to parenthood...you thought life was funny before...just wait! Hug Bernadette for me~
Congratulations, Batts! I'm looking forward to meeting Isabella. Beautiful name by the way! How long before she's on stage with you and Bern, cracking jokes about daddy?
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