Superman Mike
Michael Beardsley
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."

Male
101 years old
Hollywood, California
United States



Last Login: 6/30/2009
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GeneralMovies

I see a lot of movies, at least one a week if possible (it's not always). I don't see REALLY stupid comidies, or "chick flicks" with no redeaming qualities (not all "chick flicks" are created equel, some are great). Most months I see at least six movies, sometimes as many as ten. If it's a movie that makes you think, it's good to have someone of at least moderate intelligence to talk about it after... sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

Animals

I am very fond of cats... but I don't have any. I live in a small apartment and I don't think that's a good place for a cat. There's one that lives in the building though, and he's more then welcone to stop by (and he does a few nights a week). I'm not a big dog fan. I've noticed that I get along a lot better with cat people.


I painted this

Going Out

I go out to clubs from time to time... not too often anymore actually; I used to go quite often. I did the 80s thing most often, but I've also been to goth clubs a few times. I do have a dark side. My dancing style in very unique... cool people love it, those who don't.. they don't matter anyway. But I've seriously got tons of complements and some people even ask me to tesch them movies, but it's all intuition. I also drink, though not as much when I go out because it gets expensive quick, and of course I have to sober up before driving home. Better to buy a bottle or two of something nice and share it with friends (or a friend) while hanging-out. Despite what the picture below might sugest, I don't really drink that often.

All this alcohol and no one to share it with...

I'm up for just about anything really, as long as it's fun. I've even done Karaoke a few times... which is very frightening because I do not have a nice singing voice, but it was with friends and it was fun, that's what counts. Had there been small children there, they probably would have been frightened.

Computer

I'm on my computer quite often. I designed and created my own website, as well as my MySpace page. I also play video games on my computer from time to time, but not too often because I find it can cause me to become somewhat of a recluse (and that's not a good thing). Some of my favorates of the past are Balder's Gate, Starcraft, Stronghold, Galactic Battlegrounds and Dark Forces. I hate video games that feel they have to be 3D to be "cutting edge" because they are usually really hard to operate, slow, and are never as fun (example: Stronghold 2... it sucks!) It's been a VERY long time sense I played any games actually. By the way, I still have dial-up, I suck!


Gilligan

Acting

I guess another interest would be acting... that's why it's my career. This will mean nothing to those of you that don't know about acting, but I have a strong Meisner base, and I strougly beleave in the Michael Chekhov technique. But I also beleave in trying different techniques and taking what works from each of them, like a personal toolbox of acting tools. That might have sounded pretentious, but it's just "shop talk."

Japanese

I started to learn Japanese in 2007; I was seeing a Japanese girl at the time. That has ended, and I have not continued to learn it... though I would like to, I just can't find the inspiration. So I know a bunch of words, the basic grammar, and the basic letters (as well as a few Kanji). If I happen meet another Japanese girl, then I will resume my studies... but I don't think this is likely (unfortunately).

My Eyes

in 2004 I got Laser Surgery on my eyes... and it was the best thing I ever did. Life truly begins after Laser Surgery. I am a little sad at times that I missed so many years before.


Pre Surgery


Post Surgery



"In My Pants"

I'll take this space to explain the comment under the picture to the right, "I've got your extended network right here... in my pants!" I have found that you can take almost anything (in this case "extended network") and put it in that phrase and it sounds like a really sleezy pick-up line... and thus I enjoy it. I don't really have an extended network in my pants (at least not at this moment).

Annoyances

If there's one thing that bothers me, it's when people I stand me up. I hate when I clear my "social calendar," and then I'm stuck sitting around alone. And I also hate when people cancel at the last minute for no good reason; I do understand things happen and stuff comes up sometime... I'm an actor, I have to understand this. Being consistently late is another annoyance. I'm always early; I don't expect this, but I expect others to be on time (again, unless there is an actual reason).

I also hate women who pretend to be interested in something more then friendship just because they think it's mean to tell you they just want to be friends... it's much meaner to lead a guy on!

And the newest addition to my list of annoyances: Self-centered people who claim to be my friends, but only when they need me. I'm good to my friends, but I have a life of my own and I can’t always help with every little thing. Is that a reason to end a friendship… I would say no (if it was a real friendship). Apparently there are those who would say yes… and I don’t want people that overreact like that as friends (which works out nicely). I don’t need that kind of drama, I just wish I could tell if someone was like this from the start. I guess I'm ranted enough for now. There will be more


Oh, and I also get annoyed when MySpace loses half my profile information! They did, but it's all back now. There was a brief (or maybe not-so-brief)raunt on religion that I decided to leave out this time 'round.
MusicThere isn't one type of music that I like above all others; I like what I like, and that doesn't necessarily fit into one catigory. I generaly don't care for rap. There's quite a bit of 80s stuff I like, and it's great to dance to. I lke musicthat rocks. One of these days maybe I'll list some actual songs... but not today.
MoviesAs I mentioned above, I try to go to the movies as often as possible, and now I write my reviews here, in my "blog". I figure that's a better use for it then rambling on about my life and emotions; I doubt anyone, except close friends who get it all in e-mail anyway, would want to read all that rubbish.

Some of my favorates include: Braveheart, Lord of the Rings, the Indiana Jones movies, Star Wars, Memento, My Cousin Vinney, Fight Club... the list goes on and on.

For recent moves that I liked, I would direct you to my "Blog"... which I have now mentioned at least three times. Sorry.

TelevisionSome of my favorite TV shows include: Heroes, Farscape, The Shield, Freaks and Geeks (which I was in), FullMetal Alchemist, Death Note, Babylon 5, Doctor Who (the original... the new series kinda sucks), The Simpsons and Family Guy.

Just in the last few years, I've started watching a lot of stuff on The Discovery Channel; I especially like Mythbusters. I also love Ghost Hunters on the Sci-Fi Channel, very interesting stuff.

BooksI like to read a lot, but a good book will keep me awake and deprive me of my much needed sleep... but still I'm always looking for a good read

I'm a big fan of the Harry Potter books. I also enjoyed Lord of the Rings and The Hobbitt. I semi-recently (ok, it was ages ago now, but it was recent when I first added it to this list) read a book called The Program by Gregg Hurwitz; I highly reccomend it.

I'm not a big fan of John Grisham... he's all right, but I've found that his books generally start out kinda slow. Though they do usually get prety good by the end, they almost always end the same, with someone geting a a plane and leaving their old life. I HATED Grisham's A Painted House... borring from start to finish! Sleeping pills in book form.
HeroesAlas, I do not have a hero. Everyone should have one, but I do not. That makes me a little sad. I have a Black Heart.

"When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep, and your never really awake."

     Superman Mike's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Santa Cruz
Body type:6' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Actor

   Superman Mike's Schools
University Of California-Santa Cruz
Santa Cruz,California
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theater Arts (Acting)
 

1995 to 1998
San Lorenzo Valley High
Felton,California
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1991 to 1994



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About me:
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I'm an actor in Los Angeles... and there are no shortage of those! Don't hold it against me. It's been a busy year so far, but I still have a ways to go before I can quit the second job, the one that pays the bills most of the time.

My website is:
www.MichaelBeardsley.com

Latest "Blog" Movie Review:
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (6/30/09)

www.MichaelBeardsley.com last updated: 6/30/09


My Previous Halloween Costume - Alex from Clockwork Orange


Who am I beyond the fact that I'm an actor... as is nearly everyone in Los Angeles (not exactly an exclusive club). Don't misunderstand and think I'm some egomaniacal actor... that is one conclusion my website can give, but the correct reason for its vastness is that I needed something to keep me busy at the time in my life that I made it. And I am proud of it... and there are still times I need something to pour my creative energy into.

I joined MySpace because a friend asked me to, and I think it's kinda fun to check in on now and then. Sense I DID NOT join MySpace to find dates, I'm happy to say I've written this profile without the pretext of trying to impress anyone, or to avoid turning someone off. As the great philosopher Popeye said, "I yam what I yam."

I most definatly have a bit of dark side, I like to stay up very late, I can be a bit socially awkward at times, am very aware of myself and what's going on in my own head (and around me as well), a bit quirkey, probably too honest and straight forward, and definatly unique... I guess I'll leave the rest to the following survay... taken back in December 2005.


  TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - THE SURVEY
Name:Michael
Birthday:March 5th
Birthplace:Santa Cruz, California
Current Location:Los Angeles, California
Eye Color:Brown
Hair Color:Brown
Height:155 lbs
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:American. White Boy.
The Shoes You Wore Today:Black, like my heart
Your Weakness:I'm my own worst enemy (and I am a cunning foe)
Your Fears:Needles
Your Perfect Pizza:A pizza of the mind.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Be cast in at least one good movie role.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:... (I use the three dots a lot)
Thoughts First Waking Up:"I'm still alive...?"
Your Best Physical Feature:You tell me.
Your Bedtime:I try to be in bed by 6:00... AM (I sometimes fail)
Your Most Missed Memory:I forget
Pepsi or Coke:Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King:Never
Single or Group Dates:Multiple women is good (in theory)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Nah, Nah
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:I decline
Do you Smoke:Nope
Do you Swear:Hell no... oh wait... I guess so.
Do you Sing:Hell no... well, not good anyway.
Do you Shower Daily:Hell no... ok, I think this joke is done now (that was a joke).
Have you Been in Love:Define love and I shall answer.
Do you want to go to College:Again? no. I already went.
Do you want to get Married:Not now.
Do you belive in yourself:Yes, I have to.
Do you get Motion Sickness:No
Do you think you are Attractive:Not attractive, not ugly, stuck in the middle.
Are you a Health Freak:That would be a no.
Do you get along with your Parents:Indeed I do
Do you like Thunderstorms:Unless I am in an open field I do.
Do you play an Instrument:Only in my mind. I used to play drums.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yes
In the past month have you Smoked:Bite thy tougue (no)
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yes (It's Christmas time right now.... I had to)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:No, but that sounds really good now.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Nope, been over a year actually.
In the past month have you been on Stage:Alas, no. Very sad that.
In the past month have you been Dumped:Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Are you a cop?
Ever been Drunk:Oh yeah... in the past month.
Ever been called a Tease:That's a big no.
Ever been Beaten up:Amazingly, no. Threatened.
Ever Shoplifted:Nope
How do you want to Die:Fast
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:A real boy
What country would you most like to Visit:England
  WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL
Favourite Eye Color:Not pickey... but no black eyes (no brawlers).
Favourite Hair Color:Again, no pickey, but I seem to go for darker more otten.
Short or Long Hair:Long, definatly
Height:not too tall, not too short
Weight:Not too fat
Best Clothing Style:Clothing? Do we really need that?
Number of Drugs I have taken:I've only had a couple perscriptions in my life.
Number of CDs I own:A few
Number of Piercings:Zero... I'm not a fan. Ears are fine... but not for me.
Number of Tattoos:Zero... don't do a thing for me.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:You can't think that way. It's not constructive.
  WHAT'S YOUR FAVORATE...
Beverage (non-alc) ?Sunkist Orange Soda
Color ?Depends on my mood, usually black
Food ?Baah!
Item of clothing ?Jacket
Meal of the day ?I don't eat conventional meals
Feature on yourself ?Still looking
Quality in a guy/girl ?Honesty, then Intelligence
Phrase ??
Song ?REMs "Losing My Religion" (personal meaning)
Musical Artist/Band ?Various
Sport ?Running
Movie ?Braveheart / Lord of the Rings
TV Show ?Freaks and Geeks / The Shield / Farscape
Type of Chocolate ?Milk Chocolate
Eye Color ?Black eyes = bad. Ouch
  DO YOU / HAVE YOU EVER...
Have any pets ?Not anymore
Have any piercings ?Certintly not!
Have any tatoos ?Certintly not!
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriendCertintly not! (I see a trend)
Gone skinny dipping ?Can't get anyone to go with me
Been to Europe ?Nope
Been to an island ?It's MY Island!
Had stitches ?Chin and thumb
Broken any bones ?Amazingly enough, No. I'm durable.
Been stabbed/shot ?No... are you threatening me?
Slept until after 12:00 ?Pretty much always
Stayed up all night ?Pretty much always
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ?No. What do you think I am, som sort of deity?
Turned down a dare ?Probably. Maybe not, people don't dare me.
  WHICH FRIEND...
Is the funniest ?I plead the fifth
Is the prettiest ?I plead the fifth once again
Is the most handsom ?Handsom... I don't know, I'm not a Gay Cowboy!
Is the loudest ?I don't like loud people.
Is the craziest ?No one beats me in this department.
Has the best house ?Next to mine, they all live in paradise
  WOULD YOU EVER...
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ?I'd try it... especally if there was alcohol involved
Kiss someone of the same sex ?I'm an actor, I've done it (on stage)
Cheat on someone you love ?No... I don't think it would be love if you did
Run away from home ?All the time... but no one notices sense I live alone
Lie to your parents ?We all have, we are human. Rarely
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ?We all have, we are human. Rarely
Lie to your best friend ?We all have, we are human. Rarely
Give a homeless person money ?I have. Rarely
Run from the police ?I'm white, so no
Bungee jump ?Sure
Sky dive ?Why not
Cross dress ?If there was a reason, sure
Be an exotic dancer ?No, I'm not exotic enough
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ?No, that's not cool
Scuba dive ?Sure
Go rock climbing ?Absolutly
Go spulunking (caving) ?Sounds like fun
  WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU HEAR...
Eminem ?I used his music once in a movie I directed/edited
Bologna ?I like to freeze it and eat it
Hott ?Joe Hott, he was a janitor at my old high school
Orange ?Soda. Sunkist!
Real world ?The project I directed/edited was a parody of it
Jack ?in the Box. My parents like those commercials way too much
Cucumber ?You are dirty!
Hip-Hop ?I once took lessions
Uniform ?Job. Conform. I don't want a uniform.
UniCORN ! ?Horny Horse
Rainbow ?Underwood (kissed her in a TV show I worked on)
Clown ?Stop acting like an Ass Clown!

I got Your Extended Network right here...
In my pants!!

Who I'd like to meet:
I'm up for meeting anyone who's not a total jerk and/or idiot (in the virtual word that is). Please feel free to contact me... in fact, please contact me, MySpace can be a bit of a bore at times. I have too many real-life friends, and very few MySpace friends... that's not true, one can never have too many real-life friends. And I don't actually have that many. Quality, not quantity.


Policy on Adding Friends

Oh, and my policy is that I will not add anyone as a MySpace friend unless I know you, or you have sent me at least one message before you ask (or at the same time). And not one of those mass mailed messages that have the add friend link in the actual message.

   


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Mr ( A ) RoTHMAN





Mar 6 2009 3:21 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Spudic's Movie Empire





Mar 5 2009 4:32 PM

Happy birthday, Mikey! Thanks for all the support!
Summer





Feb 19 2009 7:46 AM

Thanks for the Lincoln B-day shout out! I was actually in Springfield at his big 200th b-day bash! Love your profile picture!!
Eric Spudic





Feb 1 2009 11:39 PM

Spudic's Movie Empire is now open to the public! Thousands of videos and dvds for sale. Including lots of Michael Beardsley flicks!

Spudic's Movie Empire
5910 Van Nuys Blvd.
Van Nuys, CA 91401

1 block south of Oxnard Ave. Parking lot in back. Open 7 days a week from 12-8.

www. spudicsmovieempire. com
Radio Cult





Jan 7 2009 1:06 AM

Happy New Year! Best wishes for success in 2009!
-Ricky
realbadger





Jan 1 2009 2:18 AM

Holiday haiku
(as such is my favourite
style of poetry):

May prosperity
And abundance follow you
Through two thousand nine...!
Spudic's Movie Empire





Dec 21 2008 9:23 PM

Thanks for visiting the empire and happy holidays!
Radio Cult





Oct 23 2008 4:56 PM

The new profile pic is awesome!
R.I.P CRI CRI PASILLAS





Oct 9 2008 6:21 AM

i received your message... no more myspace plz... i don't check this thing often o u can text or call if you like
KARYUS!





Aug 24 2008 8:49 PM

More Crappy Hijinks!!!

..
KARYUS!





Aug 22 2008 12:28 PM

KAPTAIN KARYUS on The Gong Show!!!

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Spread it like The PLAGUE!!!
Sandy





Aug 19 2008 6:04 AM

I was just wondering how things are going with you...hope all is well. Hi.
R.I.P CRI CRI PASILLAS





Jun 24 2008 9:31 PM

awwwww i never noticed i was your 1st friend ..AWW
Summer





Jun 18 2008 11:40 PM


Myspace Graphics
Myspace Graphics
paul





Jun 8 2008 5:08 AM

Hey Hitman Mike...?, compare movies with me!





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May 21 2008 2:41 AM



Can you beat my score on the "DISNEY QUIZ FOR YOU TO DO" quiz?








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David "Family Unfriendly" Switzer





May 6 2008 4:15 AM

How you doing, Dancin' Mike? Cool picture.
Summer





May 5 2008 5:57 PM

Thanks for the pics baby! It was so great to hang with you the other night!
Mitten Clips





Apr 24 2008 12:38 AM

Thanks for rockin it out to the surprise party! Luv the Dancin'Mike pic!!
Mitten Clips





Mar 7 2008 2:48 AM

OMG! Happy late bday!!! I thought you were the delivery man, not the hitman.
Eric Spudic





Mar 5 2008 6:04 PM

Happy bday, Hitman Mike!
Sandy





Mar 5 2008 8:03 AM

happy birthday Mike
Eric Spudic





Feb 25 2008 12:53 AM

I think I'm gonna do another bad movie night in a few weeks. You should see some of the crap, I mean movies, that I've come across recently!
justin





Jan 15 2008 4:08 PM

CLICK HERE OR GO TO   WWW. RTOFFERS .COM   FOR YOUR FREE RINGTONES
paul





Dec 29 2007 3:58 AM

Hope your christmas was great, Mike. let's get together soon and rehearse the film with hardly any dialogue.
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