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41 years old
Land Of The Lollypop Kids, Pennsylvania
United States



Last Login: 12/25/2009
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MXPX - Shout - (Original artist - Otis Day & The Knights) (Animal House movie dvd reissue)
MY INTEREST? DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO ELABORATE THIS? As I have so many interest in life. Im not quite sure where to start. My first affection is playing my bass. I seem to go into a world that's just me and it's very relaxing. If ya been their...then yer feelin' me on this one. Myself and all my friends are avid gearheads, so you could find me at the drag strip,down at the shop,or down at the farm.
My biggest affection is music of course. Wether it be listening to it here at home, playing it live or being entertained by a live band.FOR ALL THE MARBLES,AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT...JUST GIMME MY DAMN MTV..BACK!


I have a very sarcastic sense of humor, so look out! Im quick & very sharp witted with the tongue. Now don't ya'll get the picture that im a full blown party. I like my quiet time as well (which is generally while i'm sleeping). I do not do the mall thing, unless you happen to be my girlfriend or my cousin Goober. Then I will gladly go with you. I'm a seasoned auto mechanic by schooling. So, I am quite able to solve your mechanical quirks. Just ask. Amusement parks. Love em(I especially dig roller coasters). I have already done the bungee jumping "thang". I snowboard as much as I can, when we get the snow in these parts. I've already jumped out of a plane parachuting several times. I was an Iron Worker for 10 years building bridges, so heights don't bother me...too much. I dont mind spending time on the computer either. In the last couple of years, I really rocketed my "geekness" on the PC. I play only 1 .. online game. BATTLEFIELD 1942. My call sign is "SLACKJAW"!
I like the nocturnal life as well. I'm a night person.
Music
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Anything, as long as it's good. I have a huge music archive, so just ask me chauncy! I WILL KICK ASS ON ROCK-N-ROLL JEOPRADY!(Tasha...yes that is a challenge to you :>) Just to name a few of my fav's:
Social Distortion and anything from Mike Ness, Motorhead,Otep,Rancid,Joan Jett,Billy Idol,The Stray Cats,The Clash,Black Flag,LA Guns,Blondie,Kathy Valenintine,Aimee Mann,Bad Religion,Infectious Grooves,Soil,All That Remains,Biohazard,Metal Church,Dope,Black Label Society,Pantera,Skid Row,The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns,Anthrax,Venom,Grip Inc.,The Beatles, Buckcherry, W.A.S.P., Aerosmith,The Who,AFI,Early Def Leppard, Stabbing Westward,Suicidal Tendencies,Alice Cooper, Hanoi Rocks,Motley Crue,The Rolling Stones,Tori Amos,DRI,Faster Pussycat,Jewel and a great solo artist and friend,Aubry Collins.
Some of my favorite bassist are: Pete Entwhistle of The Who,Matt Freedman of Rancid,Donnie Purnell of Kix, Evil J of Otep,Jennifer Arroyo of Suicide City, Kathy Valentine of The Go-Go's...and so many others.
Movies
Streets Of Fire,Secret Of My Success,any Back To The Future Movie,Stripes,Drugstore Cowboy,The Warriors,The Outsiders,Purple Rain,Kelly's Hero's,Love & A .45,Willy Wonka,Boiler Room,wall Street,any gangster movie and the list goes on. But you get the idea. Anything from Madonna,Sandra Bullock and Milla Jovavich. BELOW PIC TAKEN BY "MJ" Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Television
Primarily old reruns like M*A*S*H,Married With Children,The Simpsons,The Flinstones, Rosanne(only 'casue i like John Goodman),Night Court, Cheers,Melrose Place,("Your'e gonna wear my ring"LOL)Welcome Back Kotter,WKRP In Cincinatti,Sanford & Son,NYPD Blue and some other stray leftover reruns.
Books
Im not much of a book person. If I'm reading a book it better be a damn good book. But the books I have read recently are: Gene Simmons autobiography, The Dirt (Motley Crue autobiography), Tommyland by Tommy Lee The Heroin Diaries by Nikki Sixx, A Night Without Armor by Jewel and the holy grail of all books...White Line Fever,Lemmy's autobiography.
Heroes
First and foremost my Father. He taught me the value of hard work and it's rewards. Taught me so much about truth and honesty and not taking shit from anyone. My cousin and best friend,Lisse'. She's a Goober...and she rocks! I can't honestly say I have any more heroes than my late father and dear old Cuz. It just doen't get any better than that!

     Michael Dutch™ Official Myspace 's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:HELL,PA.!
Body type:5' 8" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:PROFESSIONAL IDIOT & BAFOON!
Income:$250,000 and Higher



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HEY,HEY,HEY!!! It's a brand new day!!! Welcome to my profile page. Feel free to lounge around. Kick back and have a good time. I am now a fulltime retired musician,but very available for studio work...just not gonna be doing live shows anymore. :>) I just finished "The Ben Franklin Bridge Tour" with the band "The New Jersey Democracy" and decided,"enough is enough". So...I'm staying put in the lancaster,Tri-county area. I've traveled and toured for the last umpteen years and just got the ass of all the drama that follows such actions.
Ok friends,feel free to send me a message or a comment or whatever. I'll getcha back! :>)

Oh...you still here? You'd like to know more about me here? Ok...please read on.
I've been playing bass guitar for 23 years now. When I got started I Learned to read and write music and I took about 2 years of blues lessons here in Lancaster,Pa. I started out back in the day, playing in some garage cover bands and then one day this dude,Phil,(my guitar player at the time of this cover band I was in,that was goin nowhere fast),took me to see his friends band "SOMBER" at their Tuesday night rehearsal. SOMBER was an all original, Hard Core Metal band,mostly coreoghraphed and written by Dan Van Valkenburgh. The band's foremost founder and inovator and main Guitarist. Dan's band check them out, NOW!. It just so happened,that SOMBER was looking to replace their bassist and I just happened to be a bassist. Hmmmm? Anyway, I got a call for an audition, that turned out to be very successful. Traveled...broke down...partied...traveled some more. ..learned to live "broke"...partied some more,studio'd again...gigged alot more, got in trouble,...more traveling....more studio,more gigs,more excesss,MORE,MORE,MORE!!! *SIGH*....... Needless to say, all good things must come to an end. We traveled, studio'd, lived together for about 5 yrs and have alot of war stories. The best fuckin hardcore buds that will always go down swinging! Almost immediatly after that, a good friend, Chris S. calls me, lookin for a bass player. Askin if I would audition. Sure...I need some more shit to get myself into! Bwahahahaha! The band was all original metal and went by "BROKEN". Real catchy metal riffs they had. I joined into the band, soon followed the changing of the name. "MY SISTER SUICIDE", was the new name that got alot of attention fast. I borrowed a phrase,from an interview I read from Courtney Love in Rolling Stone Magazine. Anyway, In this band I had alot of opportunity to be more involved in the writing process. After the time with SOMBER, my playing had gotten much more precise & better. I then, kinda developed my own uniquie playing style. We re-wrote, partied...(here we go again)...played our fuckin ass's off...wrote more...rocked...partied, studio'd. Then once again. Endings...Indifferences within... Internal Combustion so to speak,took over. The band had stopped at our peak, only after 3 short,very fast years. See what excess will get ya? ONWARD FOCKERS!!!
In 2007 I parted ways with Kivel Records artist Goodbye Thrill Well,besides me playing bass. I like going out and seeing a lot of live bands. I have a lot of friends that play in bands. So I like to show the support. Generally,it doesn't matter who the band is. As long as their good. I like a lot of different styles, metal(new and old), 80's glam rock,some country, but I refuse to be sucked in completely. I grew up, here in Lancaster PA. I have lived here an their throughout my journeys in life. Lived in Long Island, New York; Corpus Christi, Texas and North Hollywood, California. Got to meet a lot of famous rockers along the way and have made some truley great people,like yourselves,that I am now friends with.
I Got to meet the likes of such rockers as: Shotgun Messiah, Faster Pussycat, L.A. Guns, Jackyl, Kix, Lita Ford, Sharon Osbourne, Ted Nugent, Foghat, .38 Special, The Ramones(which was fuckin awesum),Joan Jett, Hardline, Heavens Edge, Flickerstick, Neil Schon(from Journey/Hardline), Stuttering John(from Howard Stern), Quiet Riot, Ronni James Dio, Kittie, Mike Muirr (from Suicidal Tendacies and Infectious Grooves).
Ok, so that's enough about me so S.T.F.U. & GET THE FUCK OUT...AND STOP SLAMMIN' MY FUCKIN SCREEN DOOR!!! BASTAGE!


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Michael Dutch™ Official Myspace has 375 friends.
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Chris

Chris



Dec 23 2009 11:28 PM

Dutchman Have an awesome Christmas and a great new year. Thats great to hear things are going well 4 ya!! you may become retarded though from the retired thang though.. word up ;- ) peace bro
Zubie

Zubie



Dec 23 2009 2:40 AM

Hey there darlin'.....just stoppin by a little early to wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!! xoxo
Beautifully Chaotic

Beautifully Chaotic



Dec 14 2009 9:09 PM

Thank you sweetie!!!! Now my birthday is complete-Love ya bunches!!!!!
The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns

The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns



Dec 12 2009 1:02 PM

The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns

Winter 2010 Southern California Run!

Friday, 1/8, 9:00: The Cat Club 8911 W. Sunset Blvd, W. Hollywood Ca
Sunday, 1/10, 8:00: Paddy O Reillys, 41 W Ramsey, Banning Ca
Saturday, 1/16, 9:00: The Juke Joint, 735 N. Anaheim Blvd, Anaheim, Ca
w/the Guana Batz
Saturday, 1/23, 9:00: Alley Katz, 134 S Riverside Ave, Rialto, Ca
Wednesday, January 27, 8:30: The Blue Café, 17208 Pacific Coast Hwy, Huntington Beach Ca
Thursday, 1/28, 9:00: The Cat Club, W. Hollywood, Ca
Thursday, 2/4, 9:00: The Cat Club, W. Hollywood, Ca
Monday, 2/8, 8:00: The Viper Room, 8852 W. Sunset Blvd, W. Hollywood, CA
More Shows Added All The Time! Check These Sites For Updates!
http://www.myspace.com/thereacharoundrodeoclowns
www.lanarkrecords.net




ღKristinaღ

Kristina Sheaffer



Dec 4 2009 11:50 AM

haha awesome! Cant forget that! Umm Im not sure where we'll be..But somewhere in lanc.Im meeting up with my Cousin,thats why Im going out. But if you want,give me a call tomm.evening and I can let ya know!
ღKristinaღ

Kristina Sheaffer



Dec 3 2009 6:03 AM

Haha Bf! hes here right now and says hii!! ohh and come out friday punkk:)
Sir James of Whiskey Coke

Raphaelle B. Goode



Dec 2 2009 12:15 PM

Check out my band !

http://www.myspace.com/ladysnayke

*PsychOwaR* [DeadGirl]

*PsychOwaR* [DeadGirl]



Dec 1 2009 2:34 AM

hi.. :)
how are you?
mojo

mojo



Nov 26 2009 9:42 PM

Happy Turkey Day!!!
ღKristinaღ

Kristina Sheaffer



Nov 22 2009 9:54 PM

Miss you as well Punkk:)
[Miss] Brittany

[Miss] Brittany



Nov 12 2009 2:45 PM

Hey hey!! How are ya?
ღKristinaღ

Kristina Sheaffer



Oct 30 2009 10:29 PM

Haha as are you:)
LUCID

LUCID



Oct 26 2009 11:05 PM

I wouldn't worry about it... I really wouldn't. We hired a guy already.. He's pretty damn good so in the end.. Albeit.. Not the path we would have choosen to take.. But did work out. I don't think jerry ment it like it sounds either. No worries bro.. Take care..
♥ Jae ♥

 ♥ Jae ♥



Oct 25 2009 9:19 PM

hi gorgeous!

sorry i missed your call tonite. i was at the jeff dunham "concert". i'll give you a buzz tomorrow.

love & miss you lots!

XOXXO
The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns

The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns



Oct 24 2009 12:52 AM



The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns

Invade the West Coast, USA

Sat.
11/12/09 10:30 Pm
The
Juke Joint
735 N. Anaheim Blvd
Anaheim
Ca 92805
Www.myspace.com/thejukejoint
Fri 11/13/09
The
Cat Club
W. Hollywood
Ca
8911 W. Sunset Blvd
Www.myspace.com/thecatclub

Hear “the Clowns” as they
cast their maniacal spell
over traditional forms of
Rockabilly, Surf, Punk
Psychedelic &
Classic County
WWW.lanarkrecords.net
www.myspace.com/thereacharound
rodeoclowns
www.myspace.com/lanarkrecords
Hear the Clowns on the sound track of the adult film Stunt Girl 2
ღKristinaღ

Kristina Sheaffer



Oct 24 2009 12:51 AM

Haha! Its okay..We'll have to plan for another time is all.
ღKristinaღ

Kristina Sheaffer



Oct 22 2009 12:28 AM

Haha! Yeah yeah yeah!!Its ok..my parents didnt end up coming out..so I was pretty bummed anyway
ღKristinaღ

Kristina Sheaffer



Oct 16 2009 1:42 AM

I left you a voicemail earlier. Were going to be out friday night..a bunch of us.Even my parents..ahh.lol so yeah..you better be out!!
Zubie

Zubie



Oct 11 2009 10:06 PM

Hey there..thanks about the pic;) Think i'm staying in Joisey now....not positive but its looking that way. So how u been hun? I'll give u a call so we can catch up:)
Zubie

Zubie



Oct 11 2009 10:06 PM

Hey u...hope you're having a rockin weekend!! xo
♥ Jae ♥

 ♥ Jae ♥



Oct 6 2009 10:33 PM

hello gorgeous!

just thought id stop by & spread some love on your page.

sorry for the mess!

XOXXO
RHANA

RHANA



Oct 1 2009 1:38 AM

Oh hun I'm so happy for you!! Life is always so much better when it's filled with MUSIC :))
xo
Christie

Christie Carmel Cooper



Oct 1 2009 1:38 AM

You're soooo full of shit but thanks!!! lol
RHANA

RHANA



Sep 29 2009 10:14 PM

Heya Dutcharoonie!! How's things honey? How's the music??

x
Christie

Christie Carmel Cooper



Sep 29 2009 10:14 PM

I'm almost always at the village when you guys play...almost.
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