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41 years old
Land Of The Lollypop Kids, Pennsylvania
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MXPX - Shout - (Original artist - Otis Day & The Knights) (Animal House movie dvd reissue)
MY INTEREST? DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO ELABORATE THIS? As I have so many interest in life. Im not quite sure where to start. My first affection is playing my bass. I seem to go into a world that's just me and it's very relaxing. If ya been their...then yer feelin' me on this one. Myself and all my friends are avid gearheads, so you could find me at the drag strip,down at the shop,or down at the farm.
My biggest affection is music of course. Wether it be listening to it here at home, playing it live or being entertained by a live band.FOR ALL THE MARBLES,AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT...JUST GIMME MY DAMN MTV..BACK!


I have a very sarcastic sense of humor, so look out! Im quick & very sharp witted with the tongue. Now don't ya'll get the picture that im a full blown party. I like my quiet time as well (which is generally while i'm sleeping). I do not do the mall thing, unless you happen to be my girlfriend or my cousin Goober. Then I will gladly go with you. I'm a seasoned auto mechanic by schooling. So, I am quite able to solve your mechanical quirks. Just ask. Amusement parks. Love em(I especially dig roller coasters). I have already done the bungee jumping "thang". I snowboard as much as I can, when we get the snow in these parts. I've already jumped out of a plane parachuting several times. I was an Iron Worker for 10 years building bridges, so heights don't bother me...too much. I dont mind spending time on the computer either. In the last couple of years, I really rocketed my "geekness" on the PC. I play only 1 .. online game. BATTLEFIELD 1942. My call sign is "SLACKJAW"!
I like the nocturnal life as well. I'm a night person.
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Anything, as long as it's good. I have a huge music archive, so just ask me chauncy! I WILL KICK ASS ON ROCK-N-ROLL JEOPRADY!(Tasha...yes that is a challenge to you :>) Just to name a few of my fav's:
Social Distortion and anything from Mike Ness, Motorhead,Otep,Rancid,Joan Jett,Billy Idol,The Stray Cats,The Clash,Black Flag,LA Guns,Blondie,Kathy Valenintine,Aimee Mann,Bad Religion,Infectious Grooves,Soil,All That Remains,Biohazard,Metal Church,Dope,Black Label Society,Pantera,Skid Row,The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns,Anthrax,Venom,Grip Inc.,The Beatles, Buckcherry, W.A.S.P., Aerosmith,The Who,AFI,Early Def Leppard, Stabbing Westward,Suicidal Tendencies,Alice Cooper, Hanoi Rocks,Motley Crue,The Rolling Stones,Tori Amos,DRI,Faster Pussycat,Jewel and a great solo artist and friend,Aubry Collins.
Some of my favorite bassist are: Pete Entwhistle of The Who,Matt Freedman of Rancid,Donnie Purnell of Kix, Evil J of Otep,Jennifer Arroyo of Suicide City, Kathy Valentine of The Go-Go's...and so many others.
Movies
Streets Of Fire,Secret Of My Success,any Back To The Future Movie,Stripes,Drugstore Cowboy,The Warriors,The Outsiders,Purple Rain,Kelly's Hero's,Love & A .45,Willy Wonka,Boiler Room,wall Street,any gangster movie and the list goes on. But you get the idea. Anything from Madonna,Sandra Bullock and Milla Jovavich. BELOW PIC TAKEN BY "MJ" Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Television
Primarily old reruns like M*A*S*H,Married With Children,The Simpsons,The Flinstones, Rosanne(only 'casue i like John Goodman),Night Court, Cheers,Melrose Place,("Your'e gonna wear my ring"LOL)Welcome Back Kotter,WKRP In Cincinatti,Sanford & Son,NYPD Blue and some other stray leftover reruns.
Books
Im not much of a book person. If I'm reading a book it better be a damn good book. But the books I have read recently are: Gene Simmons autobiography, The Dirt (Motley Crue autobiography), Tommyland by Tommy Lee The Heroin Diaries by Nikki Sixx, A Night Without Armor by Jewel and the holy grail of all books...White Line Fever,Lemmy's autobiography.
Heroes
First and foremost my Father. He taught me the value of hard work and it's rewards. Taught me so much about truth and honesty and not taking shit from anyone. My cousin and best friend,Lisse'. She's a Goober...and she rocks! I can't honestly say I have any more heroes than my late father and dear old Cuz. It just doen't get any better than that!

     Michael Dutch™ Official Myspace's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:HELL,PA.!
Body type:5' 8" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:PROFESSIONAL IDIOT & BAFOON!
Income:$250,000 and Higher



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HEY,HEY,HEY!!! It's a brand new day!!! Welcome to my profile page. Feel free to lounge around. Kick back and have a good time. I am a bass guitarist and currently a free lance musician,looking for something good. I just finished "The Ben Franklin Bridge Tour" with the band "The New Jersey Democracy". If you are a musician and have a rockin,original band,looking for a bassist. feel free to drop me a message.
Ok friends,feel free to send me a message or a comment or whatever. I'll getcha back! :>)

Oh...you still here? You'd like to know more about me here? Ok...please read on.
I've been playing bass guitar for 23 years now. When I got started I Learned to read and write music and I took about 2 years of blues lessons here in Lancaster,Pa. I started out back in the day, playing in some garage cover bands and then one day this dude,Phil,(my guitar player at the time of this cover band I was in,that was goin nowhere fast),took me to see his friends band "SOMBER" at their Tuesday night rehearsal. SOMBER was an all original, Hard Core Metal band,mostly coreoghraphed and written by Dan Van Valkenburgh. The band's foremost founder and inovator and main Guitarist. Dan's band check them out, NOW!. It just so happened,that SOMBER was looking to replace their bassist and I just happened to be a bassist. Hmmmm? Anyway, I got a call for an audition, that turned out to be very successful. Traveled...broke down...partied...traveled some more. ..learned to live "broke"...partied some more,studio'd again...gigged alot more, got in trouble,...more traveling....more studio,more gigs,more excesss,MORE,MORE,MORE!!! *SIGH*....... Needless to say, all good things must come to an end. We traveled, studio'd, lived together for about 5 yrs and have alot of war stories. The best fuckin hardcore buds that will always go down swinging! Almost immediatly after that, a good friend, Chris S. calls me, lookin for a bass player. Askin if I would audition. Sure...I need some more shit to get myself into! Bwahahahaha! The band was all original metal and went by "BROKEN". Real catchy metal riffs they had. I joined into the band, soon followed the changing of the name. "MY SISTER SUICIDE", was the new name that got alot of attention fast. I borrowed a phrase,from an interview I read from Courtney Love in Rolling Stone Magazine. Anyway, In this band I had alot of opportunity to be more involved in the writing process. After the time with SOMBER, my playing had gotten much more precise & better. I then, kinda developed my own uniquie playing style. We re-wrote, partied...(here we go again)...played our fuckin ass's off...wrote more...rocked...partied, studio'd. Then once again. Endings...Indifferences within... Internal Combustion so to speak,took over. The band had stopped at our peak, only after 3 short,very fast years. See what excess will get ya? ONWARD FOCKERS!!!
In 2007 I parted ways with Kivel Records artist Goodbye Thrill Well,besides me playing bass. I like going out and seeing a lot of live bands. I have a lot of friends that play in bands. So I like to show the support. Generally,it doesn't matter who the band is. As long as their good. I like a lot of different styles, metal(new and old), 80's glam rock,some country, but I refuse to be sucked in completely. I grew up, here in Lancaster PA. I have lived here an their throughout my journeys in life. Lived in Long Island, New York; Corpus Christi, Texas and North Hollywood, California. Got to meet a lot of famous rockers along the way and have made some truley great people,like yourselves,that I am now friends with.
I Got to meet the likes of such rockers as: Shotgun Messiah, Faster Pussycat, L.A. Guns, Jackyl, Kix, Lita Ford, Sharon Osbourne, Ted Nugent, Foghat, .38 Special, The Ramones(which was fuckin awesum),Joan Jett, Hardline, Heavens Edge, Flickerstick, Neil Schon(from Journey/Hardline), Stuttering John(from Howard Stern), Quiet Riot, Ronni James Dio, Kittie, Mike Muirr (from Suicidal Tendacies and Infectious Grooves).
Ok, so that's enough about me so S.T.F.U. & GET THE FUCK OUT...AND STOP SLAMMIN' MY FUCKIN SCREEN DOOR!!! BASTAGE!


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Madeleine





Jul 11 2009 6:42 AM

You are right I have not been showing MS the love that I used too.. I'll work on that :) How has your summer been so far? no encounters with any bees I hope.
:P
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Jul 10 2009 9:20 PM

Have A Great Friday Michael!!!...XOXO
Hexynwind





Jul 10 2009 9:20 PM

Just stopping by to say "hi" haven't heard from you for awhile, hope everything is going well for you. Take care.
[Miss] Contraband Döux





Jul 9 2009 12:31 AM

Awe I'm sorry. It really sucks when something you love gets taken from you:( I'm still holding out though, maybe just maybe he'll come back.

xoxo
Hayley


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Jul 8 2009 10:55 PM

hey handsome...I've been good....how are you? I miss talking to you....
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Jul 8 2009 10:55 PM

Happy Hump Day Sweetie!!!!..........XOXOXO....Kim
RHANA





Jul 8 2009 12:09 AM

Aw thank you sweetheart! *Big smiles*
xxx
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Jul 7 2009 10:56 PM

Hey you!!!!!! Whatcha been up to trouble??
Renee





Jul 7 2009 10:56 PM

XOXOXOXOXOX
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Jul 7 2009 2:23 AM

Heya! Not much...my cat is still gone, officially been a month now:( How about you?
Barbara the Barbarian





Jul 6 2009 9:48 PM

Good morning Sir Michael--how are you?
RHANA





Jul 4 2009 6:11 AM

Actually I LOVE camping! I know a lot of girls don't but I'd prefer camping over 5 star any day!!
Are you doing anything special for 4th July?
x
mojo





Jul 4 2009 1:36 AM

Happy 4th, Michael! :)
CYNTHIA





Jul 2 2009 12:19 AM

Hey Michael. thank you for the request. Wishing you a great July 4. Cheers from Australia, Cynthia x
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Jun 27 2009 10:18 PM

Awesome! Okay Ill tty the ounk!!!:)
Thank you!
Spyder





Jun 27 2009 4:16 PM

I'm not sure if you know this or not, Ed McMahon passed away earlier this week...
When he arrived in heaven, God asked "Is there anything you need?" Ed's reply was "I just want to be with the Angels", then suddenly, Farrah Fawcett appeared!
God then asked Farrah, "is there anything you wish for?" She replied "I just wish all the children in the world could be safe", and then, Michael Jackson appeared!
Michael's body was going to be cremated, but the EPA thought that would be bad for the environment due to the extensive plastic surgery, so, seeing that the world is turning "green", and he was made up of so much plastic, they would just recycle him and make Lego's. So now, every kid in the world has a chance to play with him for a change!!!
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Jun 27 2009 4:15 PM

Itll be anywhere in lancaster... just give me a call if you can make it(u better) and Ill let ya know
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Jun 27 2009 2:19 AM

You better frikn come out for my bday! i was gunna text ya tonight about it actually
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Jun 26 2009 4:45 PM

Have a rockin" weekend Michael!!!!...XOXO
nospmis





Jun 25 2009 11:01 PM

WASS^ MANIGGA? HOW U BEEN?
Madeleine





Jun 24 2009 1:28 AM

had any mint choco chip ice cream lately budster?
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Jun 21 2009 6:16 PM

Its going really well,thank you!
And no...we have yet to thumb wrestle...I wouldnt want to embarass him!How are youuuu doing?
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Jun 20 2009 8:25 AM

Thanks for the pic comments! I hope all is well with you?
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Jun 13 2009 10:32 PM

Haha there will be no email saying any such thing!
And Oregon...I have always wanted to move there,idk why. I heard its beautiful and plus the goonies was shot there!
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Jun 13 2009 8:52 PM

hahaha no.Not my bf yet. taking things slooow...
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