Michael
Sketch Comedy / Comedic Writers / Gay/Lesbian
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29 years old
ASTORIA, NEW YORK
United States
Last Login: 7/22/2009
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Michael's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Twenty-seven years ago, nearly nine pounds of goodness burst triumphantly out of fire-haired Mary Hartney's sloppy, sloppy nether-regions. Since a freak exposure to airings of "Superman: The Movie" and "Saturday Night Live" as an impressionable youth, that courageous former zygote has dedicated his life, alternately, to saving the world and making it laugh. | | Website | michaelhartney2.blogspot.com | | Influences | Mike Myers, Lorne Michaels, The Kids in the Hall, The Second City, Upright Citizens Brigade, Robert Smigel, David Cross, Sarah Silverman, Kathy Griffin, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant | | TV Shows | Nickelodeon's WACK as The Big Cheese and Cowabunga (not one syllable of that a joke), as my fish-mutilating self on Discovery Home's Rosemary, Queen of the Kitchen, and eight (and counting) spots for Spike TV | | Films | As Patrick in Channel 102's U.K.M. (Unstoppable Killing Machine, y'all) | | Albums | My reggae-influenced bluegrass funk album "These Pants Ain't Pleated" and my collection of standards, "Blue-Eyed Fever" |
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Michael's Interests
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| General | Comic books, movies, music, theatre, working out, comedy, traveling, eating, kayaking with runaway teens, throwing origami parties, collecting decorative spoons. | | Music | U2, Robbie Williams, Gavin DeGraw, Counting Crows, REM, David Gray, Ben Folds, The Police, Madonna, Kylie Minogue, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Scissor Sisters, David Usher | | Movies | Superman: The Movie, Pulp Fiction, Boogie Nights, Fight Club, Moulin Rouge, Airplane!, Drop Dead Gorgeous, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Love, Actually | | Television | Saturday Night Live, The Simpsons, The Office, 30 Rock, Flight of the Conchords, Friday Night Lights, Heroes, Smallville, Late Night With Conan O'Brien, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, Weeds, How I Met Your Mother | | Books | East of Eden, The Corrections, Wuthering Heights, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Like Water for Chocolate, Everything is Illuminated, Dry, Live From New York, Invisible Monsters, American Psycho, Tales of the City, Watchmen | | Heroes | Superman, Christopher Reeve, Mary Hartney |
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Michael's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Gay | | Hometown: | Buffalo, NY | | Body type: | 5' 9" / Athletic | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Undecided | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Actor/comedian/writer/(sigh) waitress... |
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Michael's Schools
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Suny At Buffalo
Buffalo,New York
Graduated: 2002
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theatre Performance
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Michael's Companies
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Secret Hospital
New York, NY US
Awesome sketch writer/performer
Kick-Ass Sketch Comedy
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Michael's Latest Blog Entry
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About me:
I'm a 27 year-old lad living in Astoria, NY. I'm starting to make it as an actor/comedian/writer. I'm currently making it as a waitress. This is, however, beginning to change. In case you're confused, the link below is to my kick-ass blog.
So I Like Superman
Enjoy, Sugar-Kittens.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Nice people. Funny people. People in hats. People whose shoulders I can stand on and coattails I can ride to success.
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