Comedy. Improvisational Theater. Crosswords puzzles. Scrabble. Poker. Homosexual Baccanals. Misty-eyed confessions. Dolphin Rape. Essays in the New York Times Magazine that portray My Space and Friendster as symptoms of an alienated society. Radical Gay Rights activism. Jake Gyllenhaal when he's not talking.
Music
Um. Okay. I'll just say this. I was at a benefit where Sean Lennon played right before Phillip Glass. Let me tell you - that's a mean thing to do to Sean Lennon. At the reception afterward, I was obsessed with walking up to Sean Lennon and asking "Are there any more of those lovely strawberry tarts?" while handing him my dirty wine glass.
Some say this kind of attitude is holding me back as a comic.
Movies
Once I shot a movie that was stop motion animation. It was about the children of popular fairytale characters that grow up to be gay. When they screened it, I was really surprised at how gay my voice sounded.
Television
Last Friday I did voice-over work for Blues Clues.
The puppets curse and have sex between shots.
There's a makeup and costume guy named Robby who seems more than a little ampped to be there.
Books
I'm gonna do authors. So... Henry Miller. Vonnegut. Paul Auster.
Nabokov. Gogol. Checkov. Marie Irene Fornez. The Civillians. B. C. Edwards.
Sondheim. The Talent Family. T.J. and Dave. Salinger. More...
Heroes
Dawn French. Jennifer Saunders. Not that I have a martyr complex, but Oscar Wilde. Christopher Guest. I like Eddie Izard pretty well. Oh! I sometimes wish I could combine the best qualities of my mother and father, but I'm stuck with my own.
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