Michael
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I'm interested in Tacos & Mailbags.
Male
24 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States
Last Login: 1/9/2009
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Michael's Interests
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| General | Sports, Clothes, Concerts, Music, Pro Wrestling (Some things you just can't grow out of), Going to the gym (not actually working out, just wasting time talking to people who are there to see how their day is going basically), Detroit: Pistons, Tigers, Lions, and occasionally Red Wings (in that order), Politics, Soccer, Camp Maplehurst, Indiana University, Air Force 1s. | | Music | Sponge, Gin Blossoms, Oasis, Bloc Party, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Dinosaur Jr, The Wallflowers, Arrested Development, Hootie and the Blowfish, Counting Crows, *NSync, Poi Dog Pondering, Nelly Furtado, Billy Idol, Michael Jackson. | | Movies | Shrek, About a Boy, High Fidelity, Dirty Work, Super Troopers, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Remember the Titans, Batman Begins. | | Television | Welcome Back Kotter, The Practice, The State, New York Undercover, Boy Meets World, Making the Band 1, Fastlane, Desperate Housewives, Brothers & Sisters, 30 Rock, Entourage, Law and Order: Criminal Intent ... Sporting Events. | | Books | Cheating Death, Stealing Life: The Eddie Guerrero Story, The Last Season, The Death of WCW. | | Heroes | Rick Mahorn, Barack Obama, Charles Barkley, Michael Ian Black and countless non-celebrities.
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Michael's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Birmingham, MI | | Body type: | 5' 8" | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Jewish | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Counting what moderate amount of money I have |
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Michael's Schools
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Indiana University
Bloomington, IN
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Psychology & Political Science
Minor: French
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2002 to 2006 |
Ernest W. Seaholm High School
Birmingham, MI
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Student Congress & Forensics
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1998 to 2002 |
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Michael's Companies
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The Jewish Federation
Los Angeles, California US
Literacy Coordinator
Koreh L.A.
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August 2007 - April 2008
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Michael's Blurbs |
About me:
I'm redundant; I also repeat myself.
That's really all you need to know, but in case you wanted more ...
For almost 2 years I worked as a mascot for Pizza Express at IU. My job consisted of dressing up in a superhero outfit (cape & tights), and either emerging from the billowing smoke and lights to hand out pizzas among the screaming thousands at the halftime of soccer games; or on Friday and Saturday nights, throwing out condoms, lighters and t-shirts while trying my best to get women to objectify themselves as I popped out of a moving van that was blasting music at annoying levels through four speakers mounted atop. I hope to one day come back to IU and reclaim my throne if only for a night. This also has or had nothing to do with my fascination with the world of pro wrestling, I swear.
I often re-tell jokes or stories that in order to be considered funny require the listener to have been present when said event actually happened. Most times the listener(s) wasn't(weren't) there. And sometimes the jokes or stories aren't even worth retelling to begin with.
Brevity is not my strong suit.
Inside voice is also not my strong suit.
I once saw Sean Paul live in concert in Indiana; I also don't understand the fairer sex.
I've never smoked pot.
I pose well for pictures
I call things gay; I call things retarded. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?
Everything I do, besides the aforementioned idiosyncrasies, is generally aimiable and usually entirely awesome.
I like the semicolon; I bet you noticed.
Just remember, I'm the guy who was saying back in August '07 that Obama was going to win this whole thing.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Charles Barkley, Nelly Furtado, Mark Cuban, Vince McMahon, Justin Timberlake, Colin Farrell, The Rock, Jim Johnston, Lindsay Lohan, Barack Obama, Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, Zach Galifianakis, Andy Dick, Paul F. Tompkins, Michael Ian Black, Dave Chappelle, Eliza Dushku, John Cusack, Terrell Owens, Tony Kornheiser, Jeremy Piven, Scott Levy, Marisa Tomei, Don Cheadle, Chris 'Ludacris' Bridges, Rasheed Wallace, The Veronicas (Jess & Lisa Origliasso), Mandy Moore, Wyclef Jean, Michelle Trachtenberg
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