Michael sounds much more professional
"Hey, it's Dirk Nowitzki. How many calls do you get a day? Daaaang what a circus ... gongshow."

Male
23 years old
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 5/13/2008
View My: Pics | Videos

   Contacting Michael sounds much more professional

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/michaelnoveck  

    Michael sounds much more professional's Interests
GeneralSports, Clothes, Concerts, Music, Pro Wrestling (Some things you just can't grow out of), Going to the gym (not actually working out, just wasting time talking to people who are there to see how their day is going basically), Detroit: Pistons, Tigers, Lions, and occasionally Red Wings (in that order), Politics, Soccer, Camp Maplehurst, Indiana University, Politics, Air Force 1s.
MusicSponge, Gin Blossoms, Oasis, Bloc Party, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Dinosaur Jr, The Wallflowers, Arrested Development, Hootie and the Blowfish, Counting Crows, *NSync, Poi Dog Pondering, Nelly Furtado, Billy Idol, Michael Jackson.
MoviesShrek, About a Boy, High Fidelity, Dirty Work, Super Troopers, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Remember the Titans, Batman Begins.
TelevisionWelcome Back Kotter, The Practice, The State, New York Undercover, Boy Meets World, Making the Band 1, Fastlane, Desperate Housewives, Brothers & Sisters, 30 Rock, Entourage, Law and Order: Criminal Intent ... Sporting Events.
BooksCheating Death, Stealing Life: The Eddie Guerrero Story, The Last Season, The Death of WCW.
HeroesRick Mahorn, Barack Obama, Charles Barkley, Michael Ian Black and countless non-celebrities.


     Michael sounds much more professional's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Birmingham, MI
Body type:5' 8"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Counting what moderate amount of money I have

   Michael sounds much more professional's Schools
Indiana University
Bloomington, IN
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Psychology & Political Science
Minor: French
 

2002 to 2006
Ernest W. Seaholm High School
Birmingham, MI
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Student Congress & Forensics
 

1998 to 2002

   Michael sounds much more professional's Companies
The Jewish Federation
Los Angeles, California US
Literacy Coordinator
Koreh L.A.

August 2007 - Present



Michael sounds much more professional is in your extended network.

Michael sounds much more professional's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

[View All Blog Entries]

   Michael sounds much more professional's Blurbs
About me:
I'm redundant; I also repeat myself.

That's really all you need to know, but in case you wanted more ...

For almost 2 years I worked as a mascot for Pizza Express at IU. My job consisted of dressing up in a superhero outfit (cape & tights), and either emerging from the billowing smoke and lights to hand out pizzas among the screaming thousands at the halftime of soccer games; or on Friday and Saturday nights, throwing out condoms, lighters and t-shirts while trying my best to get women to objectify themselves as I popped out of a moving van that was blasting music at annoying levels through four speakers mounted atop. I hope to one day come back to IU and reclaim my throne if only for a night. This also has or had nothing to do with my fascination with the world of pro wrestling, I swear.

I often re-tell jokes or stories that in order to be considered funny require the listener to have been present when said event actually happened. Most times the listener(s) wasn't(weren't) there. And sometimes the jokes or stories aren't even worth retelling to begin with.

Brevity is not my strong suit.

Inside voice is also not my strong suit.

I once saw Sean Paul live in concert in Indiana; I also don't understand the fairer sex.

I've never smoked pot.

I pose well for pictures

I call things gay; I call things retarded. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

Everything I do, besides the aforementioned idiosyncrasies, is generally aimiable and usually entirely awesome.

I like the semicolon; I bet you noticed.

Just remember, I'm the guy who last year called that Obama was taking this thing.



Who I'd like to meet:
Charles Barkley, Nelly Furtado, Mark Cuban, Vince McMahon, Justin Timberlake, Colin Farrell, The Rock, Jim Johnston, Lindsay Lohan, Barack Obama, Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, Zach Galifianakis, Andy Dick, Paul F. Tompkins, Michael Ian Black, Dave Chappelle, Eliza Dushku, John Cusack, Terrell Owens, Tony Kornheiser, Jeremy Piven, Scott Levy, Marisa Tomei, Don Cheadle, Chris 'Ludacris' Bridges, Rasheed Wallace, The Veronicas (Jess & Lisa Origliasso), Mandy Moore, Wyclef Jean.

   Michael sounds much more professional's Friend Space (Top 8)
Michael sounds much more professional has 120 friends.
 Max $1,000,000 


 Emily 


 CDK esq. 


 Layne 


 Busìnesswöman 


 julesabelle 


 Scotty D. 


 Aaron 





Michael sounds much more professional's Friends Comments
Displaying 50 of 212 comments  ( View All | Add Comment )
Layne





May 6 2008 9:14 PM

Layne





May 6 2008 7:34 AM

youre up way early, mdogg! zeatzzzz!

i didnt watch raw. i didnt see the insanity you spoke of in your text.
Layne





Apr 6 2008 5:09 PM

*be.
Layne





Apr 6 2008 5:06 PM

like my default? yeah, im going to prom with andrew. we're gonna queen and king. just wait and see.
Scotty D.





Mar 31 2008 9:20 PM

Sign of The Apocalypse:

$138 million will not buy an opening day victory over the Royals.

Difference in payrolls = $80 million.
Layne





Mar 4 2008 4:56 PM

Girl, you must resist
Don't let him squirm his way into your heart
No, girl, I must insist
You've got to stop the fool before he starts
Just remember how he was so untrue
With all the tacky things he did to you
No need to signify
'Cause he's not worth your time
You need to find someone that's true to you

Girlfriend by Pebbles. You may remember Pebbles other famous hit Mercedes Boy. Or from My Super Sweet 16.
Layne





Feb 14 2008 2:27 PM

yeah. dude. thank god theres been none of that.
Layne





Feb 14 2008 2:16 PM

mdogg. i really like the new miley cyrus song. is that ok? taylor says it is. i just dont know....and just a reminder, food related pet names are never ok. XO
Layne





Feb 5 2008 10:21 AM

depending on how its spelled, it also means "whats happening?"
Marney





Feb 4 2008 5:19 PM

well thank you for the dream analysis, doctor. you could be on to something! or perhaps it was just a dream. either way, LA sucks. :) so move back home already!
Layne





Feb 3 2008 1:13 PM

in an effort to be totally geezay, i would just like to tell you that our talks ALWAYS make me feel better. youre my best friend!

zeatzzz!!!!
Layne





Jan 31 2008 11:31 PM

mdogg, that guy in the video is you. youre the same person. seriously. soooo you.
Layne





Jan 31 2008 7:03 AM

little verbal exchange between layne and gayle this morning.
me: did logan leave?
mom:yes
me: with devin?
mom:no. he took himself.

you miss living here.
Marney





Jan 28 2008 10:34 PM

i had a dream about you last night. i was in L.A. and there was a huge flood and i tried to find you and you kept running away. does that make me seem creepy??
Layne





Jan 27 2008 4:48 PM

kucinich changed his name. i met the most random wrestlers ever last night. and i dont know if youre familiar with corporal robinson. but someone needs to kick that dude in the face. repeatedly. im not a fan.
Layne





Jan 25 2008 8:12 PM

it's on the ipod and on the playlist. your brother has good taste.
Layne





Jan 24 2008 9:16 PM

im watching the raw debut on 24/7. maaan, rob bartlett. ill advised.
Emily





Jan 23 2008 5:43 PM

now who is the inferior one on the hierarchy of the top 8?!
GENERAL (DA9)





Jan 18 2008 11:27 AM

Go Lakers! ;-)
Layne





Jan 18 2008 11:22 AM

ajw's reaction to flair's endorsement; "pssssh. consider the source." ajw,not a flair fan.

i do respect and agree with everything you said, though.
Layne





Jan 17 2008 9:47 PM

ric flair endorses huckabee.
Layne





Jan 15 2008 10:02 PM

it's on e! as in entertainment television. i wasnt excited about the previous statement, but you know how the little symbol is a "!"
Layne





Jan 15 2008 9:42 PM

surprisingly, ive actually deleted quite a bit lately. i know my friends! im watching high fidelity. we saw that together.
Layne





Jan 15 2008 9:31 PM

mdogg. i voted for kucinich today. now i realize that this could have devastating effects on our friendship, but you know im a liberal little fuck. i needed to follow my heart. you understand.
Jo





Jan 15 2008 4:11 PM

i know, i know... but it's for the animals! although, i am showing my loyalty by getting married in the grand ol' state of MI. I love your about me btw.
PistonsNation.com





Jan 15 2008 11:59 AM



PN: Your #1 source for Pistons' news and views, updated daily
Jo





Jan 13 2008 1:47 PM

You should check out "John Wayne Gacy Jr." by Sufjan Stevens if you haven't already heard it. Great song... hella creepy.
Layne





Jan 13 2008 9:28 AM

"Juat sayin?" Little spelling slip-up, MDogg. Ill.

I like Mike Huckabee the person, too. His appearances on the Colbert Report have been hilarious. I read Rollingstone, and apparently he made a comment about the correlation between illegal immigrant workers and aborted babies. I've kinda disliked Mike Huckabee the candidate ever since then. He does make me laugh, though.
Layne





Jan 6 2008 1:11 PM

you are logan's favorite of all my friends. then zach. then max. hahahaha. he also thinks joe looks like mr. kennedy.
Layne





Jan 2 2008 11:08 PM

which is funnier naaaaahhhhht or woooooorld? im have a difficult time making the call.
Layne





Dec 25 2007 10:07 PM

i feel like noam chomsky right now. it's a good thing im nowhere near mala. zeatzzzz!!!
delv





Nov 25 2007 3:57 PM

happy birthday dude
Max $1,000,000





Nov 16 2007 12:08 PM

Layne





Nov 2 2007 10:43 AM

im going to pretend you check this, chuck noveck!!
Layne





Oct 18 2007 5:02 PM

joe biden beat suwama with a powerbomb at the all japan 35th anniversary show....meanwhile, joe doering is eyeing a 4th place finish in the iowa caucus...wait....
Layne





Oct 6 2007 3:58 AM

david wain is just as frustrated as we are.
Layne





Oct 4 2007 8:38 AM

in celebration of the state's dvd release, ive done a little top friends rearranging. i think you'll appreciate the changes ive made.
Haley





Sep 19 2007 8:18 AM

aww thanks mikey! yeah for sure...i told you as soon as i can im gonna come out to la. if you make it out here first let me know, but im def. gonna be there within the next couple months!
Layne





Sep 6 2007 2:43 PM

hey sexy lady. it was nice to know you, but i gotta move on....
Layne





Aug 28 2007 1:07 PM

so, it's almost september...does that mean i'll be getting a call from capt monterey jack soon?? brrring brrring. hello, cheese? no, cheese cant dial a phone!!
Layne





Aug 22 2007 5:57 PM

*on
Layne





Aug 22 2007 5:44 PM

my brother. devin brett weiss. ya know the o