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Michael Palascak (Pal-a-sack)
"Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham Friday June 6th at 9 pm central / 10 pm eastern!!"

Male
26 years old
ORLAND PARK,
United States



Last Login: 7/7/2008
Mood: gallant Mood Image
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/michaelpalascak  

   Michael Palascak (Pal-a-sack)'s Comedian Bio
Websitemichaelpalascak.com
TV ShowsBuffalo, NY local news. Singing "happy birthday" to Mickey Mouse, age 5 The Bozo Show, December ’93. I played one of the relay games. I had to put on these boots over my shoes. It was hard. We lost. Because of me, but I got a lot of camera time. ..

    Michael Palascak (Pal-a-sack)'s Interests
Generalfootball, baseball, basketball, improv, standup, finding myself, being able to dunk a regulation basketball on a regulation rim on a regulation day
Musicalternative, glycerine by bush, offspring, ridin' dirty
MoviesShaun of the Dead, A Fistful of Dollars, Kill Bill 2, Dumb and Dumber, Anchorman, Elf, Rudy, Home Alone, Tommy Boy, Field of Dreams
TelevisionThe Office, Colbert Report, Southpark, sketch/standup on tv RooftopComedyRooftopComedy
BooksCrime and Punishment, Harry Potter, J.D Salinger's 9 Stories, Ender's Game, and others
Heroespeople who do things they're afraid to do/unqualified to do. anyone who's ever worked longer than a month at GenCorp

     Michael Palascak (Pal-a-sack)'s Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:orland park
Body type:6' 0"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Occupation:nurturer

   Michael Palascak (Pal-a-sack)'s Schools
Xavier University
Cincinnati,Ohio
Graduated: 2004
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
Minor: Math, Performance Studies
Clubs: Xavier Players, 1766 Cleneay, intramural athletics, SharkNews, Cookie Club, Habitat
 

2000 to 2004
Wabash High School
Wabash,Indiana
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: football, basketball, baseball, student council
 

1996 to 2000

   Michael Palascak (Pal-a-sack)'s Companies
Daily Southtown
Chicago South Suburbs, IL US
taste tester
life and food section

March 2006-current
Mission IMPROVable
US
Improviser
Touring Company

6/13/07


   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 2 2008 10:00P
O.I.N.K. One Year Anniversary Special at The Playground Theater Chicago IL
Jul 9 2008 9:00P
Comedians You Should Know Show @ Fizz Bar
Jul 30 2008 8:00P
July 30-August 2 @ Skyline Comedy Cafe’ Appleton WI
Aug 5 2008 8:00A
August 5-10 @ Zanies Downtown Chicago IL
Aug 14 2008 7:00P
August 14-16 @ Junior’s Last Laugh Erie PA
Aug 20 2008 7:00P
Winona State Winona MN
Aug 22 2008 7:00P
University of Dubuque Dubuque IA
Aug 23 2008 7:00P
Culver Stockton College Canton MO
Sep 6 2008 1:00P
Miami (OH) vs. Michigan Football Game Ann Arbor MI
Sep 23 2008 7:00P
Minot State University Minot ND
Oct 1 2008 8:30P
Seton Hill College Greensburg PA
Oct 15 2008 6:00P
Indiana University Kokomo Kokomo IN
Oct 21 2008 8:00P
Heidelberg College Tiffin OH
Oct 23 2008 7:00P
College of Lake County Grayslake IL
Oct 29 2008 8:00P
Armstrong Atlantic State University Savannah GA
Nov 1 2008 8:00P
University of Wisconsin Platteville Platteville WI
Nov 14 2008 7:00P
Concordia College Moorhead MN
Dec 3 2008 9:00P
Indiana Institute of Technology Ft. Wayne IN
Dec 5 2008 6:30P
Cornell College Mt. Vernon IA
Jan 29 2009 7:00P
University of Iowa Iowa City IA
Feb 17 2009 7:00P
Lakeland College Plymouth WI
Apr 5 2009 7:30P
North Carolina School of the Arts Winston-Salem NC

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   Michael Palascak (Pal-a-sack)'s Blurbs
About me:
i do improv, standup, and other stuff around chicago. its a lot of fun. i have a website to promote: www.michaelpalascak.com. come see my one person show--Michael Palascak (Pal-a-sack): Pursuing Happiness. It's a bunch of scenes about people that have moved out of their parents' house, got a real job, and got married. Performed by a guy who didn't. time and location: TBA. check out my nestle quik commercial: http://www.youtube.com/contests_layout?name=nesquik&v=hC6iQY0jou0&goto=270 It was directed by Rachel McCann and written by Matthew Kelley.
Who I'd like to meet:
albus dumbledore

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Michael Palascak (Pal-a-sack)'s Friends Comments
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Jul 6 2008 4:45 PM

ur frekn halarios and supper adorable, ur gonna be lik the next dane cook
Tina





Jul 6 2008 4:16 PM

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YOU ROCK!!!!! Can't wait to see another one of your shows!!!!!

Anthony





Jul 6 2008 8:51 AM

It was great to finally meet you and do a show with you!

Good luck to you with everything!
Bubba Muski





Jul 6 2008 12:32 AM

Stellar Stuff!
Ghuffran Ali





Jul 6 2008 12:15 AM

I forgot to ask you tonight, how long did the presidents bit take? And how in the hell do you store all of that in your mind, I feel like those musketeers prepared you better than those bearcats did me.
michelle [is miserable about bracketed adjectives]





Jul 5 2008 1:38 PM

I live in this little apartment in Pittsburgh with my kitten, Rainy-Bear. Today, we were sad, so we turned on comedy central, and there you were. We think you're funny. And smart. My name is Michelle, nice to meet you.
Brad Schecter





Jul 5 2008 1:03 PM

Thanks for the add! Great job on "Live at Gotham!" See you around!
Best,
Brad
www. bradschecter. com
Kathleen Mary





Jul 5 2008 11:27 AM

Ever wish you could take back a comment you've already posted? *sigh* I really do have excellent bladder control under normal circumstances ;). ... keep up the good work. You funny.
Kathleen Mary





Jul 5 2008 11:17 AM

I just saw you on TV. You made me pee my pants.
What?!- Just a LITTLE bit!

Well anyways, thanks for "the add" (and the pee, I'm sorry but I love that ability in a guy).
Zanies Comedy Club





Jul 4 2008 7:03 AM

MySpace Comments
- Myspace Comments
O.I.N.K!





Jul 3 2008 7:06 AM

Thanks for hammin' it up with us our One Year Anniversary!
♥Kerri♥





Jul 2 2008 7:04 PM


glitter-graphics. com
Rachel.





Jun 30 2008 11:13 PM

I saw you on 'Live at Gotham'.
You're amazing!
:D
JD





Jun 30 2008 8:50 PM

hey wats man i just to let u kno that your extremly funny no comedian has made laugh so hard in my life
Amanda Jayne





Jun 28 2008 10:38 AM

Thanks for the early birthday wish. Happy belated to you.
David Mascorro





Jun 27 2008 10:30 AM

Congrats on your write up for best stand up in the Chicago reader!
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Jun 26 2008 11:21 PM

*..HappyBirthday!~* Mike ♥
Lyons & Angst The Ultimate Merch Girl Duo!





Jun 26 2008 9:22 PM

Hey myspace says it's your birthday: Happy Birthday man!

Cheers - Lyons and Angst
I Heart Denim <3





Jun 26 2008 9:04 PM

Happy belated birthday by 3 mins.... :oP
BTW ure really cute :oD
Neil Diamond Phillips





Jun 26 2008 7:27 PM

Happy Birthday from Neil Diamond Phillips!
Maria





Jun 26 2008 6:10 PM

Happy Birthday!
e.





Jun 26 2008 5:22 PM

Happy Birthday Pal-a-sack.

you need to do a show in Miami dude.

Travis





Jun 26 2008 4:20 PM

Happy Bir