here’s my comedy central profile! http://www.comedycentral.com/comedians/browse/p/michael_palascak.jhtml
Website
michaelpalascak.com
Influences
Mitch Hedburg, Bill Burr, Jerry Seinfeld, Eric the Red, Chris Rock
TV Shows
Buffalo, NY local news. Singing "happy birthday" to Mickey Mouse, age 5
The Bozo Show, December ’93. I played one of the relay games. I had to put on these boots over my shoes. It was hard. We lost. Because of me, but I got a lot of camera time.
here’s my comedy central profile! http://www.comedycentral.com/comedians/browse/p/michael_palascak.jhtml
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Michael Palascak (Pal-a-sack)'s Interests
General
football, baseball, improv, standup, being able to dunk a regulation basketball on a regulation rim on a regulation day
Music
I like what I like.
Movies
Dumb and Dumber, Anchorman, Elf, Home Alone, Happy Gilmore, The Natural
Television
30 Rock, Saturday Night Live,The Office, Arrested Development, Colbert Report, Blues Clues
Wabash High School
Wabash,Indiana
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: football, basketball, baseball, student council
About me: I live at home with my parents. And I travel a lot doing stand-up. Someday I want to write a novel or something. Like something...you know? My favorite food is pizza, like deep dish Chicago-style--I don't know if it's really Chicago style. Cities that claim styles of food--seems a little pretentious. I bet there were pioneers in New Hampshire that made deep dish pizza long before Chicago was even settled. So there. Everyday, I sleep as late as I possibly can. I walked through my closet the other day and I did not find Narnia. Tomorrow I'm going to cross a street. There are many reasons to be happy in this world and brothers are 2 of them. Someday I'm going to be huge. My first commercial: http://www.youtube.com/contests_layout?name=nesquik&v=hC6iQY0jou0&goto=270 directed by Rachel McCann, written by Matthew Kelley
hey man! I was watching the stand up Gotham show on demand and you were on it and decided to check out your page. You are amazing and I hope I get to see you live sometime! Let me know when you are in CT or NY.
Thanks for the add! I had the pleasure of stumbling upon your stand-up during my last 8 hour downward spiral on YouTube...It's fantastic how one can start at videos of global warming, and end up at a retarded policeman.
dude, my name is america was funny, tony and i watched it and tony didn't get it at first but did after i explained it, anyway we all miss you here in escanaba, mi
hey, just wanted to say that, in all of the scenes of Gentle Waters that i got to see, you were really funny. Can't wait to see the whole thing! are you going to do any shows around Bloomington any time soon?
And also, I found that piece of paper that said No More Weed on it in my pocket when i did laundry the other day. I'm assuming I put it there after you threw it at me, so I hope you don't want it back.
I almost forgot, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Technically, I had forgotten, but my last day of school was on Friday. The last two weeks have been a complete blur. I hope your birthday was more tangible.
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