michael patrick welch
michael patrick welch
michael patrick welch Little minds are interested in the extraordinary; great minds in the commonplace. -- Elbert Hubbard

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35 years old
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA
United States



Last Login: 11/13/2009
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GeneralDebating. Abstaining. Home recording. Goat husbandry. New Orleans music that nontheless sounds fresh and new and is full of surprises. Utilizing sentences wherein I utilize the words "wherein" and "utilize".
MusicFrom New Orleans: Telefon Telaviv, Ray Bong, Deacon Johnson (Jambox Pyramid), PotPie, Ratty Scurvics, The Interlopers, Mikronaut, The Mole, MC Shellshock, Phil DeGruy, Quintron, Belong, Drums-n-Tuba, El Tonios.

From wherever else: Nation of Ulysses/The MakeUp, Devin the Dude, Needs New Body, Atmosphere, Of Montreal, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, White Stripes, AntiPop-Consortium/Beans. Man, I been stuck in the south too long; I need to hear some new music!

Moviestoo personal
TelevisionGlad that thing is keeping y'all busy as the apocalypse draws neigh.
BooksOoh. Shit. John Fante. Fredrick Exely. Fucking Dennis Johnson. Nabakov. Strindberg. Jonathan Ames (The Extra Man is my favorite novel of all time). Graham Greene. Charles Bukowski (though I do wish he were more emotionally well-rounded). Fitzgerald. Updike. Hunter S.! Marquez.

All dudes, I know, I know...

HeroesPrince (the artist). Chuck D (the hard rhymer). Phil DeGruy (guitharpist de N.O.). Dennis Johnson (author/journalist). Otis (owner of FAB bookstore on Frenchmen Street). Dave Chapelle (artist/comedian). Abram Himmelstein (author/teacher) and, really, all of New Orleans public school teachers. Also, the inventor of New Orleans, and anyone who can manage to accomplish a ton, without pissing a lot of people off.
Groups: XxX Hurricane Katrina Ruined My Life XxX

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Zodiac Sign:Aquarius



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About me:
Michael Patrick Welch is a redhead who lives in what New Orleans' real-estate agents have begun calling "The Bywater". He is the author of the diary Commonplace and the novel The Donkey Show (equator books), plus a few more books, out some day (see links down below for new excerpts!). MPW served as a staff writer at The St. Petersburg Times in FLA, and as columnist for OffBeat magazine, New Orleans' longest-running music publication. His work has also appeared in Newsweek, McSweeneys.net, SPIN, New Orleans Review, Kitchen Sink and many other venues -- including a piece about my goat in the New Orleans CONSTANCE book, which you can click HERE to buy

MPW is also the sketchy one-man-electro-rock-n-r&b-band, The White Bitch, who has opened for TVontheRadio (thrice), Of Montreal, Trans Am, The MakeUp, Thrones, The Fucking Champs (twice), Dalek, Quintron, Isis, Needs New Body and...I can't remember em all. CLICK HERE to visit The White Bitch's myspace page, and own the tunes for free!

PS> Here are some newer stories, all from the as-yet-unpublished "journalism novel" Transport Instinct:

1) From NEWSWEEK - About painting flooded Mardi Gras floats.

2)From HOUSTON PRESS - about evacuating with my goat:
Pt.1 - Between Is and Was
Pt.2 - Refugee Special
Pt.3 - Destruction Tour '05

3) DALLAS OBSERVER - about evacuated New Orleans musicians living and playing in Houston.

4) CLEVELAND SCENE - about one-man-band Quintron and the drowning of Spellcaster Lodge.

5) And here's the first chapter of The Donkey Show, from McSweeney's.

Who I'd like to meet:
People who are good at things. Other goat husbands.

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NOOMOON Land of NOD

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Sep 19 2009 3:47 PM

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Jun 28 2009 7:38 AM

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Jun 25 2009 2:51 PM



Big Bounce Fireworks on the 4th in 3D!  In the French Quarters at One Eyed Jack's on Toulouse! SISSY NOBBY - BIG FREEDIA - RUSTY LAZER - D. LEFTY PARKER!

Sissy Bounce 4th of July

You don't wanna hear about this after it's over!
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NOOMOON Land of NOD



Jun 14 2009 11:02 PM

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Jun 13 2009 8:01 PM

that's a "krawstika" and he's a jew...he can do what he wants poser.
Jessica

Jessica Pusceddu



May 13 2009 6:32 PM

17 days....
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Rusty Lazer (rustylazer@gmail.com)



May 1 2009 5:02 AM

BIG FREEDIA AND SISSY NOBBY AND RUSTY LAZER...MAY 9TH!

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Rusty Lazer (rustylazer@gmail.com)



Apr 14 2009 3:39 PM

HEY! COME OUT AND SUPPORT YOUR FRIENDS...AND GET YOUR ASS MOVIN' TOO!! THIS FRIDAY!!!

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Rusty Lazer (rustylazer@gmail.com)



Feb 12 2009 10:42 PM

Hey we're doing a benefit auction for the New Orleans Airlift's trip to Berlin and Swoon's Swimming Cities of Serenissima Wednesday the 18th of February. Please tell your friends and encourage people to come out and buy some wonderful art by some wonderful people!

Find out more at www. neworleansairlift. org

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Rusty Lazer (rustylazer@gmail.com)



Jan 28 2009 6:28 PM

Finally got my dream gig!!!

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NOOMOON Land of NOD

NOOMOON Land of NOD



Nov 21 2008 3:47 AM

The White Bitch - VOODOO 08

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Nov 15 2008 4:29 PM

Land of NOD Jackson Michigan 2009
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Aug 21 2008 9:07 PM

yer beautiful....damaged, but beautiful
Jessica

Jessica Pusceddu



Jul 28 2008 2:04 AM

Hey there....im planning to come to N.O. for my bday in Oct 16-19th. Will u b playing anywhere? Would love to c u.
Jessica

Jessica Pusceddu



Jul 11 2008 10:46 PM

Would love to catch up soon...
Defend New Orleans

Defend New Orleans



Jun 22 2008 12:33 AM

thought 504 Ward would be a cool concept to work with at one point...
Come to this tomorrow:
Buoyant Sea Tour Kick Off Party
waleska

waleska



Jun 12 2008 2:36 AM

you already know...

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Robin Kinchen

Robin Kinchen



Jun 8 2008 7:10 AM

Hey Michael,

We'd be honored if you could make it out the the Parish @ HOB next Saturday to see our show.

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proustitute



May 29 2008 4:57 PM

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proustitute



May 27 2008 5:58 PM

i called the office last week to order a sub & asked to be patched over to your desk, but alas, you were already on the horn.

hope all is well.
did you ever hear from that chic at the luxor?
MC Gregory

MC Gregory



May 23 2008 1:40 AM

Watz up Mike
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NIGHT FLIGHT



Apr 23 2008 5:46 AM

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Star of Kaos



Apr 18 2008 5:44 PM

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Mar 28 2008 2:17 PM

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Achilles

Achilles



Mar 15 2008 10:50 PM

Brah.....I wasn't driving it nor did I pay for it.....I just thought it matched my outfit.
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