i purchased several hundred packages of chewing gum last week. i have been chewing each peace long enough for it to get sticky then spitting it out on the sidewalk in front of my house. this way, when people walk their dog by my house, the dogs can not help but step in the gum. i feel this makes us even somehow. dogma karma???
Music
Schoolhouse Rock, rocks! Nuf said.
Movies
Every porno I ever starred in.
Television
no!
Books
chuck palahniuk is awesome! he wrote the book "fight club", in case you are wondering who he is. orson scott card is greatness. he wrote "enders game". read it. i could go on about authors i hate at great lengths but instead a brief mention of the worst. james patterson is not a woman and is not black. when he writes in first person like he is, it is obvious and nauseating. dean koontz is absolute genius. who else could write a book and then market it successfully under 287 different titles? still, i do not plan on reading #288.
What?! I cant post a funny picture here!! WTF? Seriously?! That is just.... oh man.. I dont even know what to say.... Im so.... ..... ...... I need a cookie.
You didn't get rid of your sweet Myspace Blackberry mobile did you?? Just cause of that icon? =) Just think of my little blue dot and it'll make you feel better.
"We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have." -- Frederick Keonig
“If I had my life to live over, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring and stay that way later in the fall. I would go to more dances. I would ride more merry-go-rounds. I would pick more daisies.” -- Nadine Stair
