Michelle Tea!
Michelle Tea
Michelle Tea La luxure, c'est la recherche charnelle de l'inconnu.

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38 years old
SAN FRANCISCO, California
United States



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    Michelle Tea!'s Interests
GeneralMyself, roadtrips, thrifting, writing stories, text messaging, tarot cards, pigeons, making out, the psychic arts, karaoke, taxidermy, delusions of grandeur, overdressing for any occasion, commiserating, being a rabid fan, reading books, my iPod,other people's small dogs, self-improvement, looking at art, air hockey, Centipede, snorkeling, Barney's, Buddhism, spas, running away. Life.
MusicSantogold, TV on the Radio, The Knife, The Gossip, Interpol, Trina, David Bowie, Brian Eno, The Cramps, Tones on Tail, Bauhaus, The Arcade Fire, Modest Mouse, Katastrophe, MIA, The Modern Lovers, Siouxsie, The Cure, The Smiths, Autonervous, Beirut, The Kills, um . . . Marilyn Manson.
MoviesLet the Right One In, Times Square, The Outsiders, Mommie Dearest, By Hook or By Crook, Hard Core, Working Girls (NOT Working Girl!), Sicko, The Aggressives, All Over Me, Drugstore Cowboy, Rivers Edge, Over the Edge, Half-Nelson, Being Victor Vargas, The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill, Waiting for Guffman, Desperately Seeking Susan. Juno! Sex and the City. What?
BooksEverything by Eileen Myles, especially Chelsea Girls. Everything by by Ali Liebegott. Ms. Hempel Chronicles by Sarah Bynum. The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton.
HeroesEileen Myles, Ali Liebegott, Tara Jepsen, Beth Lisick, Justin Chin, Tara Perkins, Pleasant Gehman, Kate Bornstein, Sarah Adams, Laurie Weeks, Cookie Mueller, David Bowie, Dorothy Allison, Kevin Killian, Peter Pizzi, Kathleen + Eric + Chloe Lark Black, Chelsea Starr, Clint Catalyst, Justin Bond, John Cameron Mitchell, Nicole J. Georges, Cristy C. Road. Beth Ditto. Jessica Fucking Lanyadoo! T Cooper. Felicia Luna Lemus. Carrot Top. TAYLOR MAC!

     Michelle Tea!'s Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Chelsea, MA
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Occupation:Idealist



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   Michelle Tea!'s Blurbs
About me:
I write books, and host readings for other people who write books, to be listened to by people who like reading books. My last novel is called Rose of No Man's Land and is about a teenage genderqueer loner who gets mixed up with a speed freak mall rat and falls in love. Or something. My last anthology is called It's So You and it's full of essays by stylish people about how they came to look so great, such as Eileen Myles, Kim Gordon, Jenny Shimizu, Kate Bornstein, Ali Liebegott, Tara Jepsen, Beth Lisick and other modern role models. I run the Radar Reading + Salon series in San Francisco, and every so often pile a bunch of bitches in a van and set off across the country under the guise of Sister Spit: The Next Generation. Billed as an all-girl spoken word road show, it's truly an excuse to sing karaoke at dive bars across America. We hit the road April 2009! Make friends with RADAR and Sister Spit, why don't you.

Who I'd like to meet:
Writers. Oversharers. Clowns. Acrobats. Daredevils. Hitchikers. Fellow Aquarians. Friends of Bill W. Zen failures. Naive idealists. Bakers of cookies. Psychics.

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 Sex Workers’ Art Show: Dirty South Tour!!!! 


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 T Cooper 


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Michelle Tea!'s Friends Comments
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Kittenz

Alva I



Jul 3 2009 9:13 PM

Michelle! This is kinda funny. Im sorry im not done with your interview yet but its gonna be on radio in stockholm soon. Youre actually in one of the teasers i made for it! hope youre good! stockholm? when?
xo alva





Henry Catalinich

Henry Catalinich



Jul 8 2009 5:17 PM

Did I hear you right last night? Did you say you have a Bottega Veneta purse?! Swoon! So good to hear you read and I'm looking forward to seeing you again in August. Happy travels!
Clint Catalyst (twitter.com/clintcatalyst)

Clint Catalyst (twitter.com/clintcatalyst)



Jun 19 2009 10:40 AM

Aaaagh! Your profile info has me craving cookies now like nobody's biz, Michelle! ♥

"JSYK," I found out about your reading with Shira at Hustler Hlywd, & had a little surprise to bring with me (& other sappy gifts as such...INCLUDING a chapbook of yours I found that was I assume was overlooked in the quest to gather them for The Beautiful. I say this, as I know full well I would have remembered a saddle-stitched and photocopied labor of love dedicated to a certain 'Matt' on Sycamore Street.

Ya naw mean? ;p

Nonetheless, I'm guessing/hoping (?) you noted my absence. As one who recently had his heart smashed onto the glistening tar of this harsh city (a few days before my birthday, incidentally--scenester dude is totes the cheap ass except in matters of his own "unnatural" beauty...Nothing but MAC & Make Up Forever for the daily photo shoots oft taken by himself, coupled with the highest-end hair extensions as a means to promote his "image"...image for what I'm still unsure of to this day!)

Wow. That was a pretty intense parenthetical there, huh?

Lemme try again:

Since this year I've come to terms with the fact I write almost exclusively by deadline--dates on projects which, incidentally, the general public has to means by which to access at this point?

Signed my effin' ass up for a weekly group @ UCLA with a minimum # of pages due per week, critiques of other's works--you know, the usesh...except for the instructor, who's hellasswadsomekindawonderful. Not just really...but REALLY.)

Difference is: I'm determined to craft a 3-act feature film rather than the 5-act T.V. structure which also happens to be about...oh, about half the final page count.

I mean, in today's celebrity-driven climate where even "leaking" porn (OOPS! Didn't mean to hit that bright red button
Secret Faggot

Secret Faggot



Jun 18 2009 3:24 AM

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Beth

Beth Powers



Jun 18 2009 9:02 PM

Yay - thanks for the add; glad to have a format for saying hello :) I tried looking up tour dates for Sister Spit; coming to the LA area???
Jesus & The Robot

Jesus & The Robot



Jun 5 2009 3:49 AM

 

New medication, new tracks. Everything from Swineflu Fever to Building Prisons On Front Lawns to Getting Redeployed to A Dying Puppies Last Wish!!!!!!!

I HOPE THEY BRING YOU THE SAME JOY THEY HAVE BROUGHT INTO MY LIFE!!!!




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Ste Fishell Loves It

steven fishell



Jun 4 2009 9:30 PM

disko zombee

disko zombee



Jun 4 2009 9:21 PM

hi! =]
kings queer

kings queer



Jun 6 2009 6:16 PM

Hello,
Petit passage rapide pour laisser quelques infos. Pour King’s Queer, Mai fut une apothéose.
Si, si on vous le jure !
Alors que nous réserve le mois de juin ?

 Le 10 juin Show –case de King’s Queer au Café les épines (Strasbourg) suivi d’un atelier discussion : « Dur à Queer »
 Le 13 juin l’asso’ Festygays  donne carte blanche à King’s Queer pour la soirée de clôture de la Gaypride de Strasbourg. Au programme : King’s Queer + Nos copines de Mauvais Genres (www.myspace.com/mauvaisgenres) mais aussi projection du court métrage « Journal intime » (http://journalintime-lefilm.new.fr), et on s’achève sur une Disco Débile animée par nos soins !!!
 Le 18 juin King’s Queer à Bruxelles à l’asso Coiffure Liliane
 Le 20 juin à Lille au CCL avec Vices et Râlements Déviants
 Le 21 juin toujours au CCL atelier discussion : « Dur à Queer »
 
Peut être que ce sera l’occasion de se croiser…
En attendant n’oublions pas « La révolution c’est pas pour les pédés »…
Téléchargement gratuit de nos morceaux sur : http://www.dogmazic.net/Kings_queer
 
Amours et révoltes.
Tacoma Screw Me

Jenny Pace



May 31 2009 6:00 AM

Just have to say...your writting is beautiful, addicting, and totally awesome.
"EMMA"

Hygeia Halfmoon



Jun 3 2009 2:24 PM


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Kittenz

Alva I



May 21 2009 1:08 PM

michelle! when are you coming to europe?
happy queers in malmö! xoxoxo
Criminal Class Press

Criminal Class Press



May 23 2009 1:53 AM

Ms. Tea, we need a BIO and a working title from you. Thank you again for contributing work to Criminal Class Review!
disko zombee

disko zombee



May 17 2009 11:47 PM

hey! how've you been?! sotirous
K.J.P.

K.J.P.



May 13 2009 11:07 PM

ZINECORE RADIO

ZINECORE Radio Show



May 6 2009 12:09 PM

zinecore radio loves ya! xo
heather

heather



May 6 2009 1:30 PM

mmmm... imma get me a REAL cheese steak in t-minus 9 days and counting, baby!!!
tiny lights handmade

tiny lights handmade



May 6 2009 1:48 PM

lady, you gotta start posting some horoscope stuff weekly or something - i just got ahold of one you did in a health mag & thought it was legit.
Jesus & The Robot

Jesus & The Robot



May 9 2009 2:57 PM

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Brenna

Brenna



May 8 2009 5:24 AM

MICHELLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hello!
Lil Miss Hot Mess

Lil Miss Mess



May 1 2009 11:18 PM

Fuck the rain -- get yr rain kerchief like my grandma, and get ready to WRRRK!.

*TONIGHT!* Benefit for Homo A Go Go, 9pm doors, 10pm show, El Rio.




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Meliza Banales/Missy Fuego

Meliza Banales/Missy Fuego



Apr 28 2009 3:45 PM

tia michelle con un bebe! so freakin' cute!
Clint Catalyst (twitter.com/clintcatalyst)

Clint Catalyst (twitter.com/clintcatalyst)



Apr 28 2009 12:01 AM

Well,


Look at this...



(Forewarning:


Shaky Cam during your intro


is conducive of motion-sickness...


Miss Thing must have

propped herself up, howevs:


After a hot minute, it steadies--


Leaving any Urge To Purge

up to the subject matter

instead!)








THANKS AGAIN, SWEETNESS!


If it's totally "tl;dr"


at least fast-fwd to

the last 5-10 seconds...


Mmmm kay?


(That's with a "Please.&.
Thanks,"

by the way.
;D )


♥ ♥ ♥

Catalottalisp!
Yes Alexander

Yes Alexander



Apr 26 2009 7:19 PM

Roommate! It was so great of you to come to my show at Slims...I love having the best creative household ever.
Have fun in l.a.
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