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Math---Love it!!!
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But:
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'
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Comments
May 10 2009 4:16 AM
Oh...and I went to leave this comment and realized that when I redid my top friends, I totally forgot you!!! And I'm so tired that I'm just now noticing! LMAO!
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The self is a calm stable center surrounded by a continuous changing sea. Merge with yourself and be ready for any emergent sea.
--Coretta Scott King
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It's a beautiful morning following an entertaining evening . Thanks for going.
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Dec 1 2008 10:26 PM
Is this your
Lennon-Happy-Homemaker
Phase . . ?
If so, it looks
good on ya' . . .
rjs
Nov 30 2008 12:37 AM
Nov 27 2008 3:22 PM
I don't know what it is.
My Turkey's pretty crooked
I really don't know why.
Oh I will cook him all to hell
And then I'll eat him every dayyyyyy....
Because nothing fills my tummy like my juicy ghetto turkey!
Sep 11 2008 3:52 AM
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Chris
Jan 23 2008 9:31 PM
You can get a player that you can embed on a personal page. Try http://www.myflashfetish.com/ for one example that I know works pretty well. There's plenty of 'em out there if that one doesn't suit you - try a Google search.
Jan 16 2008 8:35 PM
See you at F-T.
Reuben Adkins
Dec 25 2007 6:35 AM
Dec 16 2007 4:25 AM
Uhhhh . . . You noticed that too?
I recorded the 3 songs She, Beck & Vinny played for the Clapton Festival. Outstanding solo during 'Since We've Ended As Lovers' . . .
Dec 16 2007 1:38 AM
Now, you must excuse me 'cause Trace is dying to see the new Harry Potter HD DVD.
God Help Me . . .
Dec 9 2007 5:46 PM
Dec 9 2007 5:44 PM
some 'Comment Editing'
to do now . . .
Yeah, you should build your
site in the 'Music Section'
of MySpace.
Of course, you'll have to do
it with a different email addy.
Him